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2010/05/19 07:28:05
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I assume you were trying to spell slow and Abaddon.
Although, tbh, were was the insult in that one, Anshal?
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2010/05/19 08:56:55
Subject: Yo Momma
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy
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Yo momma's head so empty if you shine a torch in her ears her eyes light up.
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2010/05/19 18:34:30
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Yo momma so fat that when she was hit by a lorry she left a dent in it.
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2010/05/19 18:39:30
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fixture of Dakka
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Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century: Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others; Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected; Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it; Refusing to set aside trivial preferences; Neglecting development and refinement of the mind; Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do |
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2010/05/19 18:57:26
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Yo momma so dumb that when she bought a toilet she sent it back because it had a hole in it.
^ tis an old one.
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2010/05/20 07:17:42
Subject: Yo Momma
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Yo momma is so poor I went through the front door of her house and ended up in the backyard.
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2010/05/20 07:29:16
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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You mama is so fat, she was kicked out of your home town when transfats were made illegal.
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
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2010/05/20 08:15:43
Subject: Yo Momma
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Yo mama is so poor that when I asked her what she was doing kicking a can down the street she said she was moving.
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2010/05/21 19:00:41
Subject: Yo Momma
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Yo mama's so fat she only know's three letters of the alphabet-"K", "F", and "C".
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2010/05/21 19:04:48
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Yo mama's so dumb (and quite probably fat) she only know's three letters of the alphabet-"K", "F", and "C".
Fixed 
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2010/05/21 19:05:33
Subject: Yo Momma
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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That works too .
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2010/05/21 19:11:54
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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So does a crowbar.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/05/21 19:23:12
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2010/05/21 19:18:00
Subject: Yo Momma
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Nos es coming vobis. Panic. Panic run , quod velieris in foramen vos venit ex.
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2010/05/21 19:22:45
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I am tempted to work out what that meant, via the interwebs. But I really C B A.
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2010/05/21 22:23:36
Subject: Re:Yo Momma
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Hellish Haemonculus
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Your momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
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2010/05/21 23:22:08
Subject: Yo Momma
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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Yo mama so fat, she sat on a walmart and lowered the prices.
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
       
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2010/05/22 08:05:36
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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2010/05/25 19:16:08
Subject: Yo Momma
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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yo momma so fat, when she died and got cremated, all flights in Europe got cancelled.
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2010/05/25 19:19:50
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Eh...
*hesitates*
Yo momma so fat she uses the empire state building as a di**o.
don'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemods
don'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemods
don'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemods
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/25 19:20:20
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2010/05/25 20:19:31
Subject: Yo Momma
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Eh...
*hesitates*
Yo momma so fat she uses the empire state building as a di**o.
don'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemods
don'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemods
don'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemodsdon'tkillmemods
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2010/05/25 20:26:12
Subject: Yo Momma
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Yo momma so nasty she went into a hot tub and came out with steamed crabs.
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2010/05/29 08:09:03
Subject: Yo Momma
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Savage Minotaur
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Your mom is VERY ugly, quite overweight, and more than likely dyslexic.
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2010/06/08 22:00:15
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Here's an old one.
Yo mama is so fat, that she was Jaba Da Huts stunt double.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/06/08 22:10:07
Subject: Yo Momma
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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Yo mamma's such a ho, she got fired for drinking on the job at a sperm bank.
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2010/06/08 22:26:02
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Yo mamma is so fat, that she can't go swimming or Capt Ahab will get her.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/06/09 01:11:59
Subject: Yo Momma
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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Yo mamma's so old, her social security number is 1.
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
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2010/06/09 01:27:43
Subject: Yo Momma
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Your moms so old she THOUGHT of the Social Security Number.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/09 01:34:25
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Yo momma's so old, she breast fed Methusela.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/06/09 01:36:52
Subject: Re:Yo Momma
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Your moms so ugly, she's pretty much the reason we've never found life in this galaxy. They don't want to see her ugly arse face.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/09 01:37:06
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/09 01:39:40
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Your momma is so ugly that she had to tie a cup cake around her neck just so you would play with her.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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