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2010/06/09 01:43:52
Subject: Yo Momma
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Actually...no....I still didn't play with her XD jk jk
Your mom's so ugly that all your animals committed suicide just so they wouldn't have to see or be near her.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/09 01:48:05
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Yo mamma is so old and ugly, she is the reason the Burka was invented.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/09 01:59:36
 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2010/06/09 01:53:52
Subject: Yo Momma
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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Yo mamma so hairy, you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
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2010/06/09 01:58:12
Subject: Yo Momma
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Yo ma is such a skanky, nasty, dirty, unwashed, unkept, snaggle toothed, napy headed Monster. that not even the powers of David Hassalhoff(don't know the correct spelling), Chuck Norris, and Mr. T could man up to look at that.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/09 01:59:02
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Yo Mamma, is so hairy that she gets offended by the Geico "Its so easy" commercials.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/06/09 02:02:00
Subject: Yo Momma
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Have to admit......actually made me laugh
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/09 02:23:02
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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I do occassional have a good one. Thanks for the complement.
Now, whats the next one
Yo mamma is so old that she knew men biblically before there was a bible.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/06/09 02:36:10
Subject: Re:Yo Momma
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Veteran ORC
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Yo momma so hairy, her native language is Wookie.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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2010/06/10 23:09:25
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to haul ass she has to rent a U-Haul
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/06/13 16:14:28
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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You momma so fat, they actually named something after her: lard!
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2010/06/13 16:18:43
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Yo momma is so fat that she sweats crisco.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/06/13 16:31:06
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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^ didn't get it. :/
Yo momma so fat she went on a diet of only twenty meals a day.
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2010/06/13 16:46:45
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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^Crisco is a brand name coking oil and shortening company. They are most commonly recognized as the brand used to make fried foods.
Oh well, if yo gotta explain it then it ain't funny.
Next one- This one is for you brits.
Yo momma is so fat that the U.S. naturalized her as a citizen when she didn't even apply.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/06/29 14:57:42
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Yo momma so fat, her blood-type's Ragu.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/06/29 19:21:29
Subject: Yo Momma
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yo momma so fat, she can't wear a red dress or all the kids yell "Hey Kool-Aid!"
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2010/06/29 19:28:41
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Yo momma so fat, in order to reach the finish line of the 1500 metre, all she had to do was fall over.
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2010/06/29 19:53:22
Subject: Yo Momma
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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Yo mamma's so fat the only thing keeping her from WeightWatchers is the door.
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Kroot Mercenaries  W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
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2010/06/29 19:58:56
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Yo momma so fat that when she was hit by a lorry, the vehicle was left with a three foot wide and five foot deep dent in it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/29 20:00:22
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2010/06/29 20:00:46
Subject: Yo Momma
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Yo momma so fat, mountain climbers mistook her for everist.
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2010/06/29 22:10:57
Subject: Yo Momma
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Your momma so fat,after sex her boyfriend rolls over twice..and he's still on top of her.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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2010/06/29 22:12:47
Subject: Yo Momma
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Your momma breath so stank,every time she breaths..her teeth catch fire.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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2010/06/29 22:25:28
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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My momma so fat...no, wait!
Damn.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/06/29 22:34:23
Subject: Yo Momma
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/06/29 22:36:53
Subject: Yo Momma
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Your momma so ugly... she was voted most likely to be mistaken for Flavor Flav.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/06/29 22:41:26
Subject: Yo Momma
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Your momma so fat..she eats wheat THICKS.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/06/29 22:45:22
Subject: Yo Momma
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Your Mother is so fat, she enjoys food several times per day on a modest calorie diet.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/06/29 22:51:46
Subject: Yo Momma
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Your momma so old...I told her to act her age...and she died.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/06/29 23:06:50
Subject: Yo Momma
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Ok..last one.
Your momma so fat and stupid she thinks the Super Bowl is something you put a whole LOT of potato salad in.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/06/30 00:38:52
Subject: Yo Momma
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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FITZZ wrote: Your momma so old...I told her to act her age...and she died.
LOLOLOLOL
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/06/30 01:29:58
Subject: Re:Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Pop Culture reference:
Yo, mamma is so skanky that people think she's Bridgette Nielsen.
Scientific:
Yo mamma is so fat that slapping her ass is used as a proof for perpetual motion.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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