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2010/07/01 00:02:25
Subject: Re:Yo Momma
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Battleship Captain
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Yo momma so stupid she returned a jigsaw puzzle cause she thought it was broken.
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2010/07/01 00:03:30
Subject: Yo Momma
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Battleship Captain
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Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:Eh...
*hesitates*
Yo momma so fat she uses the empire state building as a di**o.
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That guys neck is ungodly huge.
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2010/07/01 00:24:42
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fixture of Dakka
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Yo momma so stupid, she thinks white people talking in ebonics isn't tragic.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/07/01 04:48:46
Subject: Re:Yo Momma
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Battleship Captain
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Yo mama so ugly, her reflection quit.
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2010/07/01 04:57:25
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Got one for the Brits,
Yo mamma is so stupid, she thinks minority entitlements means you got knighted by Martin Luther King.
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 Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??! 
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know)  |
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2010/07/01 22:15:23
Subject: Yo Momma
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Yo momma so ugly,she made an onion cry.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/02 04:52:21
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Yo mamma is so fat, that the county won't let her walk down the street unless a chase truck is there with the Wide Load sign.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/07/02 05:25:39
Subject: Yo Momma
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Your momma's armpits are so hairy; it looks like she has "Buckwheat" in a headlock!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/02 05:26:35
"If you are not naughty you get a cookie. If you are naked, you get a cookie." - Insaniak, Dakka Mod
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2010/07/02 05:27:30
Subject: Yo Momma
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Your momma's so fat; she uses a VCR for a pager, and when it beeps kids scream "It's backing up!"
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"If you are not naughty you get a cookie. If you are naked, you get a cookie." - Insaniak, Dakka Mod
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2010/07/02 15:30:52
Subject: Re:Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Yo mamma is so fat that she has to go to the car wash to take a shower.
Yo mamma is so nasty that she uses the toilet brush as a loofa
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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2010/07/02 22:47:32
Subject: Yo Momma
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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YO mamma so stank, she uses onion rings as earings.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/03 17:45:34
Subject: Yo Momma
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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Yo mamma has a ped-leg with a kick-stand... We call her I-leen!
Yo mamma has a glass eye with a gold-fish in it!
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"If you are not naughty you get a cookie. If you are naked, you get a cookie." - Insaniak, Dakka Mod
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2010/07/26 05:14:03
Subject: Yo Momma
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Fireknife Shas'el
All over the U.S.
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Yo mamma is so fat that she has to use an extend-a-arm to pleasure herself.
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Officially elevated by St. God of Yams to the rank of Scholar of the Church of the Children of the Eternal Turtle Pie at 11:42:36 PM 05/01/09
If they are too stupid to live, why make them?
In the immortal words of Socrates, I drank what??!
Tau-*****points(You really don't want to know) |
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