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2010/08/25 15:09:03
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Lady of the Lake
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No, not really. 
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2010/08/25 15:16:12
Subject: Re:++ Awesome Spider ++
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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squilverine wrote:Does anyone else here right now get the feeling that some of us clearly have too much time on our hands???
That is silly as the watch on my wrist clearly is not on my hand, so no.
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2010/08/25 15:21:24
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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No not too much spare time, just enough humility and a old fashioned urge to stop and smell the spiders and wonder at the natural beauty of said creatures! 'cos you know them thar bugs is been killin' things loooong before you knew what a tyranid was!
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 Flesh Eaters 4,500 points
" I will constantly have those in my head telling me how lazy and ugly and whorish I am. You sir, are a true friend " - KingCracker
"Nah, I'm just way too lazy to stand up so I keep sitting and paint" - Sigur
"I think the NMM technique with metals is just MNMM. Same sound I make while eating a good pizza" - Whalemusic360 |
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2010/08/25 19:10:51
Subject: Re:++ Awesome Spider ++
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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yeah,
Awesome Spider has been struggling with the rain washing away his web.
He's also caught Detective Murtaugh red handed poking holes in it! Awesome Spider is sick of these retiring police detectives trying to defuse his web... He's too old for this gak!
Panic...
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2010/08/25 19:28:36
Subject: Re:++ Awesome Spider ++
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Panic wrote:yeah,
Awesome Spider has been struggling with the rain washing away his web.
He's also caught Detective Murtaugh red handed poking holes in it! Awesome Spider is sick of these retiring police detectives trying to defuse his web... He's too old for this gak!
Panic...
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/08/25 19:50:50
Subject: Re:++ Awesome Spider ++
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Primered White
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squilverine wrote:Does anyone else here right now get the feeling that some of us clearly have too much time on our hands???
You mean talking about Awesome Spider is a waste of time?!?
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2010/08/25 21:02:16
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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I wonder who he'll catch next? It could be anyone...
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/08/25 21:05:36
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Albatross wrote:I wonder who he'll catch next? It could be anyone...
It could even be you. 
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/08/25 21:06:20
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2010/08/25 22:37:24
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Squeeeeeee!
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/08/25 22:41:53
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Albatross wrote:Squeeeeeee!
Albatross was that a squeal of excitement or fear?  Or was it the spider?
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2010/08/25 22:43:06
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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BOTH!
Excitement and fear! EXCITEMENT AND FEAR!
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/08/25 22:47:22
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Albatross wrote:BOTH!
Excitement and fear! EXCITEMENT AND FEAR!
I was afraid this would happen you're excited cause you saw awesome spider in person, but you're scared that he'll catch you in his web and suck your bodily fluids out your body.
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2010/08/26 03:50:55
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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nerdfest09 wrote:No not too much spare time, just enough humility and a old fashioned urge to stop and smell the spiders and wonder at the natural beauty of said creatures! 'cos you know them thar bugs is been killin' things loooong before you knew what a tyranid was!
The good news is that human humility is so great, we not only have the ability to know and appreciate that things existed 5 billion years before us on this planet, but also that we can one day create the technology to end that distinction in one violent fit of human humility.
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2010/08/26 09:12:12
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Lady of the Lake
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WarOne wrote:nerdfest09 wrote:No not too much spare time, just enough humility and a old fashioned urge to stop and smell the spiders and wonder at the natural beauty of said creatures! 'cos you know them thar bugs is been killin' things loooong before you knew what a tyranid was!
The good news is that human humility is so great, we not only have the ability to know and appreciate that things existed 5 billion years before us on this planet, but also that we can one day create the technology to end that distinction in one violent fit of human humility.
And the invention of Cake and Pie
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2010/08/26 10:13:55
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Albatross wrote:Squeeeeeee!
I loled.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2010/08/26 10:15:50
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Albatross wrote:Squeeeeeee!
I loled.
I also lol'd And I got the refence.
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
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2010/08/26 17:50:40
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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VikingScott wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:Albatross wrote:Squeeeeeee!
I loled.
I also lol'd And I got the refence.
I obviously didn't  can someone link me to the reference?
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2010/08/26 19:12:23
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. At least it''s reference to it. Whether or not it was intended is a different matter.
Squee is a character who says Squeeeeeee! when he's scared (which is all the time)
He's also in "Squeee!" spin off
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Although due to content I should probably warn you.
THIS IS A WARNING.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/08/26 19:44:28
"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/08/26 19:52:14
Subject: Re:++ Awesome Spider ++
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Freaky Flayed One
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All we need is lighter fluid and an ignition source and we'll have true awesomeness.
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 The Bleak Brotherhood - 2,500 pts. 32 Wins, 81 Losses, 5 Draws.
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2010/08/27 00:43:58
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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VikingScott wrote:Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. At least it''s reference to it. Whether or not it was intended is a different matter.
Squee is a character who says Squeeeeeee! when he's scared (which is all the time)
He's also in "Squeee!" spin off
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Although due to content I should probably warn you.
THIS IS A WARNING.
Thanks.
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2010/08/27 01:30:49
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Water-Caste Negotiator
Scarborough Ontario Canada
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Aha, I see what you did there Flaming_Spider!
But no, Awesome Spider needs to be preserved for as long as possible. Thus, I propose that if/when Awesome Spider dies, his/her body be preserved and only then made into a wicked sweet warp spider or other figure befitting one such as (she?).
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2010/08/27 01:49:59
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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I can't believe I read this entire thread based on Han Solo caught in a web! 
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 The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
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2010/08/27 01:59:56
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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H3ct0r wrote:Aha, I see what you did there Flaming_Spider!
But no, Awesome Spider needs to be preserved for as long as possible. Thus, I propose that if/when Awesome Spider dies, his/her body be preserved and only then made into a wicked sweet warp spider or other figure befitting one such as (she?).
Oh I get the joke now!
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2010/08/27 12:56:00
Subject: Re:++ Awesome Spider ++
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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yeah,
Awesome spider has become agitated by the number of Visitors to his end of the garden lately...
He's not interested in making peace deals or sharing his minerals with you Anna.
AwesomeSpider has no need for BlueEnergy...
Panic...
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2010/08/27 21:00:16
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Prescient Cryptek of Eternity
Mayhem Comics in Des Moines, Iowa
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He better be careful though, lizards eat spiders.
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2010/08/27 21:03:26
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Take on match stick.
Light it.
Then light ciggie.
Put out matchstick.
Whittle end to a fine point.
Load into an Air Rifle afore the Pellet.
Fire at offending spider.
= Good old fashioned impaling!
DEATH TO ARACHNIDS!
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2010/08/27 22:08:53
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Awesome Spider has you on his list, Mr. 
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/08/28 01:59:40
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Savage Minotaur
Chicago
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I actually was really interested in the mummifying of the spider in resin idea, and I'm sure it could be done.
Stab him in his cranium with a sharp knife, and hold it there so he doesn't rip his head off or anything.
Dip in resin, let dry....it just might work.
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2010/08/28 04:18:30
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Tunneling Trygon
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GASP! You want ttto kil Awesome Spider?......
*lights Flamethrower* Let the Heretics burn.
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2010/08/28 04:20:20
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Tim the Biovore wrote:GASP! You want ttto kil Awesome Spider?......
*lights Flamethrower* Let the Spider burn.
Mmm....crispy spider. 
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