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And you actually can make use of him in a game of bets inside the pub

although it may backfire, but really? what is of chaos and can't backfire?

I'm thinking the danger of drinking with Slaanesh is finding out that he/she slipped you a mickey when you went to take a wizz. You do NOT want to wake up the next morning and see Slaanesh's latest Facebook update after a night like that!

Well, there's that and the whole, "She looked cute, but I swear... I didn't see 'she' had an Adam's Apple!" thing...

I'll go with Tzeentch. If nothing else, he'd be the most interesting person to have a chat with...

Khorne would just get all mopey when no one would fight him. And no thanks Nurgle. I do not want to keep talking about the boil that just won't pop...

But, the nature and mysteries of the universe? I'd give that a shot...

Valete,

JohnS

Retrias wrote:And you actually can make use of him in a game of bets inside the pub

although it may backfire, but really? what is of chaos and can't backfire?

Oh it'll backfire.

Tzeentch actually has a plan that can only come to fruition with you being stabbed to death by angry bar patrons. It'll make sense in a thousand years.

Tzeench: look, dude, I swear that I have it all under control. Hey, you should get that seen to, that looks nasty. See? Because he glassed you, he didn't look both ways when crossing the road and... BAMMO. See doesn't that make you feel better? Oh, you've passed out. Not to worry, in ten seconds due to a massive coincidence a medic will walk through the door.

Monster Rain wrote:

Retrias wrote:And you actually can make use of him in a game of bets inside the pub

although it may backfire, but really? what is of chaos and can't backfire?

Oh it'll backfire.

Tzeentch actually has a plan that can only come to fruition with you being stabbed to death by angry bar patrons. It'll make sense in a thousand years.

oh i can see that happening.... alot
even if he meant well

khorne would be good to have around if there was a bar fight.... which would be about 5 seconds after he walked in. as long as you had the alertness to leave about then you might be ok.


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then again nurgle might ferment the beer extra quick....

nerdfest09 wrote:devastator you are soooo wrong right about now 'cos i just walked in the door to witness lord of battles drink you into oblivion, then watch you pass out and wake up hungover while he still drinks until you sober up then he'll re-drink you back undeer the table! while our pal Gorskar sits laughing at you with Nurgle!

suuure oh look, its straight blood angel!
that and your stuff just big bs

I'd take Nurgle. But for the record. Any son of Russ worth his salt will out drink you and some.

Changed my mind. *Pushes Slaanesh off barstool and turns to Tzeentch*

"Next round's on me buddy! Now, you see that there girl over there by that there gambling table..?"





Edit: Dunno why I picked my favorite Chaos God over one that I don't particularly like too much originally.. but.. meh..

All of the gods sound like the worst drinking buddies in the world.

Regardless, I can see this thread been around for a LONG time.

Well, they are Chaos Gods after all. There's bound to be... downsides. Speaking of which, I need to get this fungus checked before it grows into something deadly.

*chuckles immensely*

This is what I always have envisioned about 40K. I'd choose Slaanesh. Simply because when you get back to your apartment, it'll be there with a bunch of people smoking, drinking and eating with a whole bunch of adult stuff involved.

Always fun, rather than getting shot in the head by the police when Khorne turns angry. Or dragged into prison owing a million dollars to that guy you gambled with with Tzeetch. Oh, and nurgle the walking sewer....Center for Disease Control Authorities and the fact he's always hugging you...


Edit: the good thing about Tzeetch is that he's always good for some.....change! a pocketful of change for the parking meter!

Monster Rain wrote:I don't know. Khorne might get a couple drinks in him and mellow out. I could see him drinking a cosmo and smoking a virginia slim and sobbing about how misunderstood he is.

"They MADE me like this! It's the mortals' fault! I just want to have a good time, man, but they won't stop killing each other and it makes me more and more violent! If they'd mellow the feth out for five minutes I really wouldn't be such a bad guy! Hey bitch, get me another cosmo before I gut you like a trout!"

The only thing worse than an angry drunk is a sad drunk..who then gets angry...

Frazzled wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:I don't know. Khorne might get a couple drinks in him and mellow out. I could see him drinking a cosmo and smoking a virginia slim and sobbing about how misunderstood he is.

"They MADE me like this! It's the mortals' fault! I just want to have a good time, man, but they won't stop killing each other and it makes me more and more violent! If they'd mellow the feth out for five minutes I really wouldn't be such a bad guy! Hey bitch, get me another cosmo before I gut you like a trout!"

The only thing worse than an angry drunk is a sad drunk..who then gets angry...

I dunno, Catatonic/pukey drunks are worse in my opinion. I've seen things, man...

..Things that would make even Papa Nurgle sad. Baaaad things...

Tzeentch wouldnt be my choice for a drinking companion.... somehow or other you'd end up buying all his drinks, while all of his promises to buy the next round would be..... lies.
AF

Txeentch might be realy boring actually, plus a real know it all.

"Who cares you're all going to die, let me show you how."
"If you don't quit drinking you're going to die."
"If you don't quit eating so much, you're gonna die."
"If you turn left you're gonna die."
blah blah blah.

Frazzled wrote:Txeentch might be realy boring actually, plus a real know it all.

"Who cares you're all going to die, let me show you how."
"If you don't quit drinking you're going to die."
"If you don't quit eating so much, you're gonna die."
"If you turn left you're gonna die."
blah blah blah.

"If you turn right you're gonna get rich beyond your wildest dreams."

He has his upsides, Frazzled.

Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:

Retrias wrote:either Khorne or Tzeentech

money can be gained, i can always fight

but getting STDs that is unknown in the world or waking up with a weird buzz seeing crapload of things you just beeded.....

no, no thanks

Actually, Tzeench could be quite handy to have around when you end up on one of those fruit machines that are so popular in British pubs. I guess a share of the profits is worth the killing you'd make...

Im sorry but I am on the other side of the pond, what exactly is a fruit machine and why are they in bars/pubs?

Th3ee Legged Dog wrote:

Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:

Retrias wrote:either Khorne or Tzeentech

money can be gained, i can always fight

but getting STDs that is unknown in the world or waking up with a weird buzz seeing crapload of things you just beeded.....

no, no thanks

Actually, Tzeench could be quite handy to have around when you end up on one of those fruit machines that are so popular in British pubs. I guess a share of the profits is worth the killing you'd make...

Im sorry but I am on the other side of the pond, what exactly is a fruit machine and why are they in bars/pubs?

I'm on his side and I don't even know what they are.

I have an idea, though..

Th3ee Legged Dog wrote:

Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:

Retrias wrote:either Khorne or Tzeentech

money can be gained, i can always fight

but getting STDs that is unknown in the world or waking up with a weird buzz seeing crapload of things you just beeded.....

no, no thanks

Actually, Tzeench could be quite handy to have around when you end up on one of those fruit machines that are so popular in British pubs. I guess a share of the profits is worth the killing you'd make...

Im sorry but I am on the other side of the pond, what exactly is a fruit machine and why are they in bars/pubs?

They're a sort of brightly coloured box, kind of like one of those Vegas machines (except crap) that you put money into and try to get a combination of pictures to win money. I guess it's just another way of separating the customer from his cash.

Yeah I knew it ^.

The other day, I was in a pub, leaned back and BANG. Man was I pissed with that thing for being there.

Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:

Th3ee Legged Dog wrote:

Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:

Retrias wrote:either Khorne or Tzeentech

money can be gained, i can always fight

but getting STDs that is unknown in the world or waking up with a weird buzz seeing crapload of things you just beeded.....

no, no thanks

Actually, Tzeench could be quite handy to have around when you end up on one of those fruit machines that are so popular in British pubs. I guess a share of the profits is worth the killing you'd make...

Im sorry but I am on the other side of the pond, what exactly is a fruit machine and why are they in bars/pubs?

They're a sort of brightly coloured box, kind of like one of those Vegas machines (except crap) that you put money into and try to get a combination of pictures to win money. I guess it's just another way of separating the customer from his cash.

Oh a Slot Machine. If you ever have a chance to Vegas here in the states they are every where generally accompanied by old people with breathing masks and some of the weirdest people you will ever see.

See "People of Walmart" for examples...

Man, Tzeench could be a real asset in Vegas...
Think of the possibilities....

Tzeentch. He always knows where to get the cheapest booze..And souls for his needs. Both are helpful

But he will never tell you where the cheapest booze is.... because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!!!!!!

actually, tzeench is a lord of CHANGE. He can walk into a dumpy bar full of old, fat mill workers and change it into a night spa full of beautiful women with bottles of champagne who want to have sex with you.

Of course, the caveat is that he's just as likely to turn you into an old, fat mill worker and throw you down a mine shaft.

The problem with tzeench is that he's too unpredictable. He can do great things for you, but he can also do equally awesome and terrible things against you.

Ailaros wrote:actually, tzeench is a lord of CHANGE. He can walk into a dumpy bar full of old, fat mill workers and change it into a night spa full of beautiful women with bottles of champagne who want to have sex with you.

Of course, the caveat is that he's just as likely to turn you into an old, fat mill worker and throw you down a mine shaft.

The problem with tzeench is that he's too unpredictable. He can do great things for you, but he can also do equally awesome and terrible things against you.

But I assume if I am friends with him so he would not necisarilly try to f-me-over.

I think chilling with Tzeentch would end with the least amount of physical injury and discomfort....most of the time. TBH I don't think I'd go anywhere with these guys.




Who am I kidding party-time with Slaanesh is the partiest and time-iest of party times

Lord of battles wrote:Me and my space wolf brothers will drink you ALL under the table! when you wake up we will still be drinking,
DRINK WITH THE WOLVES

Amen to that, Brother.

For Fenris!

In answering your question... Probalby nurgle. Given the smell of some guys I know...