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If I drank, which I don't, but hypothetically:

I'd totally pick Khârn, since he's a pretty fun guy to be around.

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behind you!

Truth is you're in a pretty bad spot drinking with any of the chaos gods. But at least slaanesh knows how to throw a party.

   
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AbaddonFidelis wrote:Truth is you're in a pretty bad spot drinking with any of the chaos gods. But at least slaanesh knows how to throw a party.


I think people are misunderstanding the behavior of Slaanesh.

It would be fun for a bit, but you'd eventually end up in the same place that you would with Khorne. But you'd also be considered a pervert as well as a mass murderer.

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behind you!

yeah you would still die horribly but at least it would be fun for a little while.....

   
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Xca|iber wrote:If I drank, which I don't, but hypothetically:

I'd totally pick Khârn, since he's a pretty fun guy to be around.


Just imagine the drinking games you could come up with when Khârn's around...

When ever anyone says, "Kill", drink a shot...
When ever anyone says, "Blood", drink a shot...
When ever anyone says, "Skulls", drink a shot...

Ugh... I can feel a hang-over already.

Valete,

JohnS

Valete,

JohnS

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...urrrr... I dunno

cygnnus wrote:
Xca|iber wrote:If I drank, which I don't, but hypothetically:

I'd totally pick Khârn, since he's a pretty fun guy to be around.


Just imagine the drinking games you could come up with when Khârn's around...

When ever anyone says, "Kill", drink a shot...
When ever anyone says, "Blood", drink a shot...
When ever anyone says, "Skulls", drink a shot...

Ugh... I can feel a hang-over already.

Valete,

JohnS


I give it about, what, 15 minutes? You'd be dead on the floor.

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Gorskar.da.Lost wrote:
cygnnus wrote:
Xca|iber wrote:If I drank, which I don't, but hypothetically:

I'd totally pick Khârn, since he's a pretty fun guy to be around.


Just imagine the drinking games you could come up with when Khârn's around...

When ever anyone says, "Kill", drink a shot...
When ever anyone says, "Blood", drink a shot...
When ever anyone says, "Skulls", drink a shot...

Ugh... I can feel a hang-over already.

Valete,

JohnS


I give it about, what, 15 minutes? You'd be dead on the floor.


15?

Valete,

JohnS

Valete,

JohnS

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Well, think of it this way. If you took nurgle, you'd look like a total stud in comparison.

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Id drink with all four.

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Guys, you're all forgetting Tzeentch doesn't have any "superomgwtfchaosgod" powers in this hypothetical thread! He's just a mysterious "friend" of yours, who knows a lot, is very perceptive and manipulative, is very intelligent and seems to be able to anything he wants if he wants to (i.e. he runs some secret dodgy underground/mafia/deathtoGeorgeBushcult/prints his own cash/is rich somehow other than printing his own cash.

Perhaps he has all of those things.
   
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...urrrr... I dunno

SamplesoWoopass wrote:Well, think of it this way. If you took nurgle, you'd look like a total stud in comparison.


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You, sir, are a genius.
And he'd never begrudge you your luck, too!

Melissia wrote:Stopping power IS a deterrent. The bigger a hole you put in them the more deterred they are.

Waaagh! Gorskar = 2050pts
Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Fjälnir Ironfist's Great Company = 1800pts
Guflag's Mercenary Ogres = 2000pts
 
   
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:Guys, you're all forgetting Tzeentch doesn't have any "superomgwtfchaosgod" powers in this hypothetical thread! He's just a mysterious "friend" of yours, who knows a lot, is very perceptive and manipulative, is very intelligent and seems to be able to anything he wants if he wants to (i.e. he runs some secret dodgy underground/mafia/deathtoGeorgeBushcult/prints his own cash/is rich somehow other than printing his own cash.

Perhaps he has all of those things.


Thats what I assumed when I picked.

I cant believe Knorne or nurgle is an option for any of you.

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ahh but what about the more obscure chaos gods

malice would just smash the bar up and then start a fight with the other chaos gods

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...urrrr... I dunno

nickmund wrote:ahh but what about the more obscure chaos gods

malice would just smash the bar up and then start a fight with the other chaos gods


He's not getting invited, then. Sounds like he'd be no fun!

Melissia wrote:Stopping power IS a deterrent. The bigger a hole you put in them the more deterred they are.

Waaagh! Gorskar = 2050pts
Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Fjälnir Ironfist's Great Company = 1800pts
Guflag's Mercenary Ogres = 2000pts
 
   
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A fuedal world on the fringes of Segmentum Tempestus

yep no fun unless you hate chaos

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Malal would be fine, since he's not that crazy...

Until another Chaos God walks in.

There will be blood! (for the blood god.)

Anyways, Khorne wouldn't be that bad since all you need to do is give him some bloody marys (red alcohol) and and get him a lot of whiskey. Then he'd mellow out, and it'd be all cool. Also, if anyone tried to mess with you, he rip them a new one!

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Fight Nurgle, kill Slaanesh, bang Khorne and marry Tzeentch.

Wait wrong game.

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A fuedal world on the fringes of Segmentum Tempestus

i can rember when i was about 10 i had an idea for a dioramma a sort of quircky GD entrance that featured an apartment that all the chaos gods shared never did it tho wouldnt have worked out anyway im no good at painting and modeling now so back when i was 10 i would have had no hope

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Ordo Dakka wrote:Fight Nurgle, kill Slaanesh, bang Khorne and marry Tzeentch.

Wait wrong game.




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A fuedal world on the fringes of Segmentum Tempestus

can i not just drink with the fenrisians

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