Lady Gaga: Herald of Slaanesh (WIP)

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**eledamris**

Ailaros wrote:very nice. Come to slaanesh, we have da bitches.

My only complaint is that this is the proverbial marijuana of slaanesh. It's the light and easy, soft and gentle slaanesh in order to get new advocates to join in on the bottom floor. Of course, we all know that the REAL slaanesh is what happens after you get involved with the proverbial "gateway drug" and are abandoned in an alleyway shooting heroine into your anus because all the rest of the veins in your body have rotted away. If you REALLY didn't want to be able to play around minors, you'd model it for THIS end of slaanesh.

In any case, this is well done and unmistakably slaanesh. Go, and convert many of the masses to the gread god of excess!

Hmm, I see your point. I've gotta step up my game. Still... it's hard to model bukake. Also, I love how Dakka does the mouse-over definition thing, which results in such hilarity as "we have Dark Angels bitches".

**Xca|iber**

No, it's "We have Dire Avenger bitches"

Much more suitable to Slaanesh.

**Ailaros**

eledamris wrote:Still... it's hard to model bukake.

Give it time, give it time...

Slaanesh is supposed to include this hypersexual overtone, but the only thing the models ever really have is boobs, which is soft-core sexual at best. Were I to start a slaanesh army, I'd start by giving every model several painfully engorged phalluses and make it more brutal from there.

**eledamris**

Yeah, but then you start heading in Nurgle's direction with the VD. Maybe just Daemonette orgies as units. BTW, still can't figure out what's sexy or sensual about crab claws. I was at Red Lobster last night and it just didn't do it for me. Now if Daemonettes had those cheddar biscuits, then I could see it. But crab claws? And the funky bird feet? Just not buying it.

**Gitsplitta**

Daemonettes with "cheddar biscuits" need to visit their OBGYN.

**jmurph**

Great job- better looking than the inspiration!

eledamris: Nothing is sexy about crab claws. That's the point- daemonettes decieve mortals by playing on their desires but are really horrible, sadistic embodiments of excess. They seek to inflict maximum sensation- whether it be pain or pleasure is largely irrelevant.

**eledamris**

LOL @ Gitsplitta.

Jmurph- I see your point. And therefore I recommend an investigation into the existence of crab claws and bird feet on Lady Gaga, Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Katie Perry.