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Assuming this celebration goes remotely well I will need the address of one of frazzle’s neighbors so I can pass out on their lawn.

Of course seeing as how it’s Texas I may want to just shoot myself in the ass with rock salt and save them the trouble.

I like this idea, Frazzled Day. I also like the idea of Frazmas. What would be the tradition for the day?

Tim the Biovore wrote:I like this idea, Frazzled Day. I also like the idea of Frazmas. What would be the tradition for the day?

Not sure but it would definitely involve shotguns, queso, and hot Texas mammas. Wow, that sounds like church...

It's not Frazzled or Frazz, it's Frazzle.

And it's high time he explained why he likes weiners so much.

Eh. .Frazzmas. . . not really feeling it. And Frazzled Day is just kind of wimpy.

I propose:
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FRAZZFEST
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rubiksnoob wrote:Eh. .Frazzmas. . . not really feeling it. And Frazzled Day is just kind of wimpy.

I propose:
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FRAZZFEST
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I like Frazzfest!


Weiners
Well we have the Yoda of weiner dogs. TBone is ancient, delicate, mean, ornery, constantly growling like our own personal alien, nearly blind, and is the only dog to actually pick me vs. me it. Plus he does the Happy Dance! (TM)

As importantly, you cannot stay sad or mad or bad when you see a weiner dog walking. Its just too funny.

rubiksnoob wrote:Eh. .Frazzmas. . . not really feeling it. And Frazzled Day is just kind of wimpy.

I propose:
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FRAZZFEST
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You have waaaay to much free time, Snoob.

Also, I second the motion, As long as Frazzled explains why he is obsessed with wiener dogs. Is it their body shape, or that they fit snug into must hot-dog buns?

Weiner Dogs are awesome! I want one.

And a Corgi.

I am going to get a Weiner Dog and a Corgi. And I shall name the Weiner Dog Frazzled! (I totally would if I could get a Weiner Dog)

Frazzfest, Frazzaka, Frazzmas, Frazza, anyway you say it it means alcohol, shotguns, weiner dogs, armed weiner dogs, southern cooking, and most certainly off topic conversations.

Due to the absurd nature of some of the conversations they could potentialy be like like having a rave...IN...YOUR...MIND!

What an awful idea.

chowderhead13 wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:Eh. .Frazzmas. . . not really feeling it. And Frazzled Day is just kind of wimpy.

I propose:
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FRAZZFEST
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You have waaaay to much free time, Snoob.

Also, I second the motion, As long as Frazzled explains why he is obsessed with wiener dogs. Is it their body shape, or that they fit snug into must hot-dog buns?

Well what else am I going to do in programming class?

I propose that we celebrate Frazzfest the way we celebrate everything else. With themed avatars. *looks for weiner dog photos*

Someone should start complining all the things we should put into Frazzfestmas.

WarOne wrote:Someone should start complining all the things we should put into Frazzfestmas.

List of things to do at Frazzfest

1. Play Warmachine on Rock Band 3
2. Hire Strippers dressed in wiener dog costumes
3. Get booze
4. Not enough booze. We need more Booze.
5. Shoot at people drunkenly
6. Forcefully take over the state of Texas using the skills of Ghengis Connie
7. Contest: How many buns can a weinerdog fit into?

8.Eat cake
(Its not a lie)

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In soviet Russia
The cake is TRUE!!!

Cheesecat wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Hey you DOOMFART weirdos, this thread is about the old man! *shakes fist*

Sounds funny enough, count me in

Are you joining DOOMFART or Frazzled I'm confused?

Why would I join DOOMSQWAANK? I rather like the mods

I support any action pretaining to the celebration of Frazzled. Even being a member of DOOMFART (which I joined/was founded on my birthday), I don't want armed weiner dogs invading my house.

The Weiner Legions approve this thread, and will offer their full support after a weeklong nap. Being petted and coo'd over by 200 girl scouts will wear a weiner dog out.

All I did was ask myself this question.

What is better to celebrate on the 31st? Candy and poor costumes? Or guns and explosions? Since I love the 4th, this can easily be July 4th redue

KingCracker wrote:All I did was ask myself this question.

What is better to celebrate on the 31st? Candy and poor costumes? Or guns and explosions? Since I love the 4th, this can easily be July 4th redue

Wait, why be an either/or. There is no reason one cannoty enjoy guns and explosions while eating candy, in poor costumes. If its good enough for the Zombie Olympic games, it should be good enough for FrazFest.

10/31 is the american way of saying Halloween right?

As such, I believe the the day should be called "Halloweiner (Dog)"

Well Frazzled, do you approve of Halloweiner?

Tim the Biovore wrote:Well Frazzled, do you approve of Halloweiner?

I assume this is a holidy involving dressing a weiner dog in a pope outfit and beseeching it to smite all cats?



For since nothing else happens on 10/31 aside from Frazzfest, I think we should nominate a second, lesser holiday and call it Hallowweiner as Tim the Biovore just invented.

The organizers had best elect a post festival clean up committee as this is sure to become a messy event.
Nobody wants to see Frazz go nuclear if his lawn is left in disarray.

WarOne wrote:For since nothing else happens on 10/31 aside from Frazzfest, I think we should nominate a second, lesser holiday and call it Hallowweiner as Goliath just invented.

Fixed that for you

I'm game for Frazzfest. we should turn this into a poll just to see who agrees and who doesn't.

Goliath wrote:

WarOne wrote:For since nothing else happens on 10/31 aside from Frazzfest, I think we should nominate a second, lesser holiday and call it Hallowweiner as Goliath just invented.

Fixed that for you

Nope sorry. Too late. Already petitioned every single mod to erase your prior post to Tim's and make Tim the official creator of Halloweiner.

If you want, we can make a tertiary holiday and call it Holloweiner, where weiner dogs are hollowed out, stuffed, filled with candy, and hit with sticks in order to get at candy.

chowderhead13 wrote:

WarOne wrote:Someone should start complining all the things we should put into Frazzfestmas.

List of things to do at Frazzfest

1. Play Warmachine on Rock Band 3
2. Hire Weiner dogs dressed as strippers
3. Get booze
4. Not enough booze. We need more Booze.
5. Shoot at people drunkenly
6. Forcefully take over the state of Texas using the skills of Ghengis Connie
7. Contest: How many buns can a weinerdog fit into?

fixed.

Also no.7 that's not the kind of fun I would expect at any party.................

Alright. So who is going to go get the weiner dog strippers?

P.S. Are these similar to corn strippers?