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WarOne wrote:I think we now need a fitting tribute to GES for this holiday event.

Bah! This is Frazzfest, not Frazz and GES Fest.

GES can get his own holiday.

or in this case FRAZZLWEEN.

And Weiner Moses say unto the unbelievers:




HAPPY FRAZZFEST DAY!

I approve.

Halon had built hismelf up into a small rage by the time the group managed to get back to the hotel. When the tank hatch opened up, a string of mismatched profanity and sentiments came from the tank.

"Fething arsehole russians, getting all up in my fething gak. Invading arseholes, parking their fething APC's in the middle of the fething gakky road, like they own the damn place. Piece of gak APC's, gakking up the road and fething up my plan." Halon continued to shout at the tank in front of him.

Halon tried to calm himself down before entering the hotel lobby. He didn't want to act like that in front of the others, it would be bad to see the guy in charge acting this way.

Opening the door he could see Mace waiting for him with what was hopefully good news.

"The other group managed to nab some books while they were out, no contact unlike your expedition I heard." Mace said patting Halon on the back.

"Yeah," Halon said looking absent mindedly back at the door to the garage, "we don't know what they were doing there out in the middle of nowhere. They usually like looting government installations you know."

"Well, like they always say 'Does a bear gak in the woods?'" Mace said and Halon looked back at him before he got it.

"Oh," Halon said, "they were taking a dump."

"Most likely," Mace said "the other group noticed that they like to travel in groups of two APC's and they take communal breaks. Usually one in each APC and the rest taking turns."

"You know Mace," Halon began feeling better now that he had this new information "you remind me a lot of old Shadow and Tomb."

"Old Shadow?" Mace asked confused.

"Yeah, before he got bumped on the head and went looney." Halon said walking off to the communications room to listen to more garbled transmissions.

halonachos wrote:Halon had built hismelf up into a small rage by the time the group managed to get back to the hotel. When the tank hatch opened up, a string of mismatched profanity and sentiments came from the tank.

"Fething arsehole russians, getting all up in my fething gak. Invading arseholes, parking their fething APC's in the middle of the fething gakky road, like they own the damn place. Piece of gak APC's, gakking up the road and fething up my plan." Halon continued to shout at the tank in front of him.

Halon tried to calm himself down before entering the hotel lobby. He didn't want to act like that in front of the others, it would be bad to see the guy in charge acting this way.

Opening the door he could see Mace waiting for him with what was hopefully good news.

"The other group managed to nab some books while they were out, no contact unlike your expedition I heard." Mace said patting Halon on the back.

"Yeah," Halon said looking absent mindedly back at the door to the garage, "we don't know what they were doing there out in the middle of nowhere. They usually like looting government installations you know."

"Well, like they always say 'Does a bear gak in the woods?'" Mace said and Halon looked back at him before he got it.

"Oh," Halon said, "they were taking a dump."

"Most likely," Mace said "the other group noticed that they like to travel in groups of two APC's and they take communal breaks. Usually one in each APC and the rest taking turns."

"You know Mace," Halon began feeling better now that he had this new information "you remind me a lot of old Shadow and Tomb."

"Old Shadow?" Mace asked confused.

"Yeah, before he got bumped on the head and went looney." Halon said walking off to the communications room to listen to more garbled transmissions.

Wow...did you ever miss your intended target... I believe this post belongs over in the survivor games forum.

WarOne wrote:And Weiner Moses say unto the unbelievers:




HAPPY FRAZZFEST DAY!

All hail Frazzled! Happy Frazzfest!

WarOne wrote:And Weiner Moses say unto the unbelievers:




HAPPY FRAZZFEST DAY!

Son, I like what you've done here!