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You dare insult the greatness of the weiner dog by dressing them as strippers? You sir are sitting in the dunking booth, and by dunking booth I mean the traditional carnival dunking booth except its filled with hot dog-biscuit batter which will later be cooled and fed to the weiner dog gods. Also, we use a shotgun to it the target not a wimpy little ball.

Okay so that's number 9: Sacrifice to the Weinerdog gods in a fun manner(for the non sacrificed).
10: M1 Abrams drag races, that's right don't forget to bring your suped up M1 Abrams if you don't have one Frazzled may have one you can borrow for a fee.
11: Weiner dog rodeo, not what it sounds like. In Frazzfest you don't ride weiner dog, weiner dog rides you.
12: Carnival games; remember that little game where you used an airgun to shoot little metal ducks? Well replace the airgun with an RPG and the metal ducks with Volkswagen Beetles. The basketball game is now a hand grenade tossed into gopher hole. Skeeball is still the same.
13: Rename Texas somehow using "frazz", "wiener dog", "dachsund", "ghengis connie", or "booze".
14: Work on a constitution for the new country that is comprised of the renamed state of Texas.

At the end of Frazzfest we have to give the state of Texas back though or else there won't be anything to do next year.

halonachos wrote:You dare insult the greatness of the weiner dog by dressing them as strippers? You sir are sitting in the dunking booth, and by dunking booth I mean the traditional carnival dunking booth except its filled with hot dog-biscuit batter which will later be cooled and fed to the weiner dog gods. Also, we use a shotgun to it the target not a wimpy little ball.

They love it, they are the jersey shore of dogbreeds.

halonachos wrote:You dare insult the greatness of the weiner dog by dressing them as strippers? You sir are sitting in the dunking booth, and by dunking booth I mean the traditional carnival dunking booth except its filled with hot dog-biscuit batter which will later be cooled and fed to the weiner dog gods. Also, we use a shotgun to it the target not a wimpy little ball.

Okay so that's number 9: Sacrifice to the Weinerdog gods in a fun manner(for the non sacrificed).
10: M1 Abrams drag races, that's right don't forget to bring your suped up M1 Abrams if you don't have one Frazzled may have one you can borrow for a fee.
11: Weiner dog rodeo, not what it sounds like. In Frazzfest you don't ride weiner dog, weiner dog rides you.
12: Carnival games; remember that little game where you used an airgun to shoot little metal ducks? Well replace the airgun with an RPG and the metal ducks with Volkswagen Beetles. The basketball game is now a hand grenade tossed into gopher hole. Skeeball is still the same.
13: Rename Texas somehow using "frazz", "wiener dog", "dachsund", "ghengis connie", or "booze".
14: Work on a constitution for the new country that is comprised of the renamed state of Texas.

At the end of Frazzfest we have to give the state of Texas back though or else there won't be anything to do next year.

why not keep Texas as frazz land, and have a rowdy party next year on some poor unsuspecting states turf? I mean there's probably some better places for M1 Abrams races.. I vote for Utah.

Well Utah does have a lot of flat land and sand which could generate really awesome dust clouds behind the tanks. The question we'd need to find out though is, will Utah dirt stand up to M1's doing doughnuts?

This is going to be great! The movies were terrible but I actually prefer those really badly edited horrors. Look, they can't even spell 'resurrection'!

Arctik_Firangi wrote:This is going to be great! The movies were terrible but I actually prefer those really badly edited horrors. Look, they can't even spell 'resurrection'!

I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out.

Frazzled wrote:Well Utah does have a lot of flat land and sand which could generate really awesome dust clouds behind the tanks. The question we'd need to find out though is, will Utah dirt stand up to M1's doing doughnuts?

Who cares? If the utah'ens don't like their landscape being carved up by high speed armour then they should have put up more resistance in trying to stop the party.

What about Arizona? It has a dry heat and a Grand Canyon that we can jump using suped up M1 Abrams. Think about it, if you make it you're awesome if not, just hope you don't land upside down.

halonachos wrote:What about Arizona? It has a dry heat and a Grand Canyon that we can jump using suped up M1 Abrams. Think about it, if you make it you're awesome if not, just hope you don't land upside down.

Its an excuse for a really big ass ramp. Its also an excuse to strap a rocket or two to the tank for added lift, and by rocket I mean Atlas Missile.

Yea baby Yea!

hmm, somewhere muddy would be good as well... i see a potential national pastime in Abrams racing.

A grand prix series if you will.

If you fellows are looking for a place to race M1 Abrams,I'd like to nominate the entire Smyrna/Marietta area in Ga.
Two towns entirely devoid of anything but tract malls...grind them to rubble I say.

15: M1 Abrams modification.
16: Really big ass ramp build-off
17: Jumping the Grand Canyon in M1 Abrams with ICBM's attached to them*
18: Making fun of those without ICBM's attached to their M1 Abrams.
19: Making fun of those who didn't make it and celebrating those who did.**

*Bonus points if you hit Canada***
**If you don't make it you have to leave Frazzfest although you do get a complementary "golden weiner dog" statue.****
***Frazzfest is not responsible for any damages or international relations issues caused by launching Abram's outfitted with ICBM's into Canada
****"Golden Weiner Dog" statue is actually a bomb.

We also need to discuss attire for the guests.

How will we be dressing up?

WarOne wrote:We also need to discuss attire for the guests.

How will we be dressing up?

I just assumed everyone would show up as cyborg John Wayne's...

Screw the M1 in the mud, I say that M1 races on the Jersey parkway during rush hour would be more entertaining!

We already decided M1 Abrams with ICBM's attached to them over the Grand Canyon.

Not big enough we need one of these f***ers



Actually, you know what? How about a half dozen on each vehicle.

Jumping the Grand Canyon isnt nearly destructive enough for this holiday. This holiday needs to be a war crime!

halonachos wrote:15: M1 Abrams modification.
16: Really big ass ramp build-off
17: Jumping the Grand Canyon in M1 Abrams with ICBM's attached to them*
18: Making fun of those without ICBM's attached to their M1 Abrams.
19: Making fun of those who didn't make it and celebrating those who did.**

*Bonus points if you hit Canada***
**If you don't make it you have to leave Frazzfest although you do get a complementary "golden weiner dog" statue.****
***Frazzfest is not responsible for any damages or international relations issues caused by launching Abram's outfitted with ICBM's into Canada
****"Golden Weiner Dog" statue is actually a bomb.

Had it covered.

But no one cares about Canada!

Well if we hitch up enough ICBMS, we can skip right over Canada and land in Germany. Pick up some quality brewskies, rocket to Italy for some Pizza, and hit the BIG RED BUTTON to launch our rocket powered tank into orbit.

That'll teach dem Leichtensteinians not to mess with Texas. Who's bringing the queso? We'll need about a pool full, I get hungry between snacks nomnomnom!

Catyrpelius wrote:But no one cares about Canada!

Some folks do...

Frazzled wrote:Well if we hitch up enough ICBMS, we can skip right over Canada and land in Germany. Pick up some quality brewskies, rocket to Italy for some Pizza, and hit the BIG RED BUTTON to launch our rocket powered tank into orbit.

That'll teach dem Leichtensteinians not to mess with Texas. Who's bringing the queso? We'll need about a pool full, I get hungry between snacks nomnomnom!

Now that sounds like an idea. I'll bring the butter!

I care about Canada insofar that with strategic replacement of the C to a K, you now have...

Kanada, a Hindu wiseman.

Canada, Americas attic!

Hey diddle diddle, the dachsund and the vittle
The Abrams jumped over the moon
The mod named Frazz laughed to see such sport
and the weiner dog ran away with the food.

I think we now need a fitting tribute to GES for this holiday event.

Catyrpelius wrote:Canada, Americas attic!

Silly person; they're our hat.

WarOne wrote:I think we now need a fitting tribute to GES for this holiday event.

Lets all pick a fight............