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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 05:53:09
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Satyxis Raider
In your head, screwing with your thoughts...
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sebster wrote:syanticraven wrote:There is a great answer for this.
Think of Vaginas as locks and penis's as keys (because lets face it that is exactly what they are).
A man who sleeps around has a key that opens many locks, a master key if you will. Whereas a women who sleeps around a lot would not have the same grace, as a lock which can be opened by any key is just a bad lock.
I have been told that lesson off someone and it has stuck with me.
Dude, that's pretty fethed up.
The actual answer is;
If a dude sleeps around that is his business if it's making him happy. As long as it's safe, because unprotected casual sex is always stupid.
If a girl sleeps around that is his business if it's making her happy. As long as it's safe, because unprotected casual sex is always stupid.
O.o
Also, I agree that you should GTFO of that class as fast as you can. Feminism is a load of bull****. I mean I'm all for equality, but those bitches are crazy and we all know it. Don't let them turn you against your fellow man!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 06:00:39
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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syanticraven wrote:Always take the internet with a pinch of salt. It helps you sleep at night that way.
I've tried taking most things as jokes, but then I was running the risk of bumping into laughing along then having that moment where you realise a person is being serious. I figure it's best to assume the worst and take anything from there as a pleasant surprise.
MasterDrd wrote:sebster wrote:The actual answer is;
If a dude sleeps around that is his business if it's making him happy. As long as it's safe, because unprotected casual sex is always stupid.
If a girl sleeps around that is his business if it's making her happy. As long as it's safe, because unprotected casual sex is always stupid.
O.o
Damn you copy & paste!
Also, you should get a job proofreading for GW.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 08:21:06
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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MasterDRD wrote:
Also, I agree that you should GTFO of that class as fast as you can. Feminism is a load of bull****. I mean I'm all for equality, but those bitches are crazy and we all know it. Don't let them turn you against your fellow man!
Oh, God no.
Really?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 08:59:02
Subject: Re:When a man does this but when a women does it?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Thing is, when people say women are crazy I'm inclined to agree, but am left puzzled at the assumption made that guys are meant to be sane. We really aren't.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 09:00:12
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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Feminism is not about equality. Women have *more* rights than men in most western countries. It's supposed to be about challenging sociatal constructs like why do women earn less than men on average - maybe - just maybe, the dudes perform better at the job than women? Oh no I'm a misogynist!
In my experience a lot of feminists are angry girls or abortion advocates. No access to killing children = repression of 'mother' rights etc. It's all hormonal and confusing if you ask me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 09:40:53
Subject: Re:When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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sebster wrote:Thing is, when people say women are crazy I'm inclined to agree, but am left puzzled at the assumption made that guys are meant to be sane. We really aren't.
Sanity is for the foolish and the dull.
After all, if men were sane, many terrible things would not have happened, and then the world would be far less interesting. Automatically Appended Next Post: Phototoxin wrote:Feminism is not about equality. Women have *more* rights than men in most western countries. It's supposed to be about challenging sociatal constructs like why do women earn less than men on average - maybe - just maybe, the dudes perform better at the job than women? Oh no I'm a misogynist!
In my experience a lot of feminists are angry girls or abortion advocates. No access to killing children = repression of 'mother' rights etc. It's all hormonal and confusing if you ask me.
Translation: I don't want o bother with complicated ideas, because that would expose my lack of intellectual ability.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 12:23:22
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Or why si it a men are expected to be smart at get good grades while women is to look cute?
This isn't generally true, in any of my experiences. To the contrary, I see more active effort to encourage intellectual pursuits among women, probably due in a large part to the pressure for athletic achievements being higher among men.
***Agreed. What is this nonsense? In the US, women are approaching 60% of college degrees. Its the men who have fallen off the wagon.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 13:59:17
Subject: Re:When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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dogma wrote:
Translation: I don't want o bother with complicated ideas, because that would expose my lack of intellectual ability.
For feminists - I agree!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 14:13:57
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Preacher of the Emperor
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garret wrote:Like when a boy scrapes his knee he is told to "suck it u"
Because Daddy ain't gonna to raise a pussy.
but when a girl is she is nutured.
Because she's not supposed to be tough, the boy is, and she'd damned well better find herself a man who's not some limp wristed little nancy boy who's not going to be tough enough to take care of her.
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mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 15:22:55
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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garret wrote:Or why si it a men are expected to be smart at get good grades while women is to look cute?
I think that's the wrong approach...nobody is expected not to aim for good grades, but women sometime feel under pressure to excel in order to prove they are worth more than their looks.
BoyMac wrote:garret wrote:why is it whne a man sleeps around he is a stud but when a woman does it she is a slut?
Men have to work to convince a girl to have sex. Girls can just say "f*ck me" and get some.
Really? Maybe some girls have men throwing themselves at them all the time but it doesn't apply to all by a long way. Some guys ask why all the girls are always taken, and the reason is that they aren't, it's just the handful they they approach are spoken for, there are a lot of single girls that find it just as difficult to find a partner as guy. A man doesn't have to work to get sex any more than a girl, not if they don't want to be at all picky, but most are picky and then complain they have to 'work'.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 15:26:25
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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garret wrote:Like when a boy scrapes his knee he is told to "suck it u"
It would seem to me that the boy in question should be removed from that home immediately.
dogma wrote:Phototoxin wrote:Feminism is not about equality. Women have *more* rights than men in most western countries. It's supposed to be about challenging sociatal constructs like why do women earn less than men on average - maybe - just maybe, the dudes perform better at the job than women? Oh no I'm a misogynist!
In my experience a lot of feminists are angry girls or abortion advocates. No access to killing children = repression of 'mother' rights etc. It's all hormonal and confusing if you ask me.
Translation: I don't want o bother with complicated ideas, because that would expose my lack of intellectual ability.
I tend to dismiss feminist theory as I would the rantings of any group of extremists. I'm all for exchanging ideas, but there are some people that are simply too far outside of rational discourse to bother with talking to(BLAME THE VICTIM!). Just my 2 cents.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 15:31:57
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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garret wrote:
And i wasnt talking about physical. I mean man are genrally left to there own devices with things such as homework or other stuff. While girls genrally are nurtured. Like when a boy scrapes his knee he is told to "suck it u" but when a girl is she is nutured.
Maybe it's because guys have a higher pain threshold than women.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18529_6-absurd-gender-stereotypes-that-science-says-are-true.html
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 15:41:07
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
Austin Texas
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The Feminists yes bunch of crazy girls wont even touch that subject. Women are crazy but so are men its just to what extent are we crazy? and I know why women live longer, they dont take as many risks I almost get hit by a car everyday while riding my bike....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 16:43:45
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Cheesecat wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Ketara wrote: They're not wired to go out and shag everything that moves like men are, hence, when it happens, it's out of the norm, unlike with men, where we're all sluts.
Not true. However, It's the loud, vocal womanizers who make it seem like that.
Having said that, if there are three groups I hate in the world, one of them are feminists. As described above, they want to be treated as equals until it becomes disadvantagious to them. I know several women like that.
Also, a part of the hate for women sluts is that, in my area at least, they act like they can get away with anything and that you, as a man, will bow before them solely because they have a vagoo.
Edit: AND STOP QUOTING THAT PIC!
I have no problem with women being sluts, just as long as they're releasing there sexual satisfaction on a frequent basis with me. Also the good thing about being single is I don't have to feel guilty about having promiscuous sex.
 
It's funny because you're, like, 15.
I love the internet.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 16:53:46
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
Ephrata, PA
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Albatross wrote:Cheesecat wrote:Slarg232 wrote:Ketara wrote: They're not wired to go out and shag everything that moves like men are, hence, when it happens, it's out of the norm, unlike with men, where we're all sluts.
Not true. However, It's the loud, vocal womanizers who make it seem like that.
Having said that, if there are three groups I hate in the world, one of them are feminists. As described above, they want to be treated as equals until it becomes disadvantagious to them. I know several women like that.
Also, a part of the hate for women sluts is that, in my area at least, they act like they can get away with anything and that you, as a man, will bow before them solely because they have a vagoo.
Edit: AND STOP QUOTING THAT PIC!
I have no problem with women being sluts, just as long as they're releasing there sexual satisfaction on a frequent basis with me. Also the good thing about being single is I don't have to feel guilty about having promiscuous sex.
 
It's funny because you're, like, 15.
I love the internet.
Hey man, I got off the bench and in the game at 13, don't hate on the younger ones (though if any kids are looking, I regret that decision.  )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 17:05:16
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Cool story brosephine, but I'd say a nervous (and brief) fumble at the age of 13 hardly qualifies as 'promiscuous sex' - that's what Cheesecat seems to be implying he has.
Who knows? He MIGHT be swatting the birds away with a 12-inch baseball bat... but I'm gonna go with 'doubtful'.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 17:06:09
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Albatross wrote:Cool story brosephine, but I'd say a nervous (and brief) fumble at the age of 13 hardly qualifies as 'promiscuous sex' - that's what Cheesecat seems to be implying he has.
Who knows? He MIGHT be swatting the birds away with a 12-inch baseball bat... but I'm gonna go with 'doubtful'.
Wait... people make gak up to look cool on the interwebz?
The hell you say!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 17:14:05
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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If you're a girl, it's easier to get a guy to sleep with you.
If you're a guy, it's harder to get a girl to sleep with you.
That's why we have legends and whores.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 17:26:53
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Phototoxin wrote:Feminism is not about equality. Women have *more* rights than men in most western countries.
Only if you took such a limited view of rights and equality as to make each term functionally useless.
It's supposed to be about challenging sociatal constructs like why do women earn less than men on average - maybe - just maybe, the dudes perform better at the job than women? Oh no I'm a misogynist!
They've shown men and women scoring equally in higher education, receiving equivalent performance appraisals, are not equally promoted, guys will tend to rise to management positions much sooner. This is not because men are simply 'better', that's ridiculous. The causes are more to do with childcare, as women will lose several career years in the 20s and 30s and spend a long time playing catch up, and a few industries that remain boy's clubs - the pay differential is largely removed from professions such as law and accounting, but still noticeable in more male dominated professions such as engineering.
Please do some reading on the subject.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 17:30:01
Subject: Re:When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Yeah, why is it that when a woman wears a nice black dress, stockings, and high heels she gets compliments, but when I try it they fire me? Discrimination, I tell ya.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 17:31:46
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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BloodDrop101X wrote:The Feminists yes bunch of crazy girls wont even touch that subject. Women are crazy but so are men its just to what extent are we crazy? and I know why women live longer, they dont take as many risks I almost get hit by a car everyday while riding my bike....
Nah, it's mostly the bowel cancer. Eat your bran. Automatically Appended Next Post: BearersOfSalvation wrote:Yeah, why is it that when a woman wears a nice black dress, stockings, and high heels she gets compliments, but when I try it they fire me? Discrimination, I tell ya.
If it's any consolation I thought you were making it work. Perhaps next time try a more muted shade of lipstick though.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 17:36:56
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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While women generally need to feel loved to have sex, men need sex to feel loved, it's viscious I tell you!
and I did say 'generally' obviously there are exeptions! :-)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 17:49:47
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I just think all women are manipulating.
I am unsubtle and rather oblivious to most things.
Double standard is huge. Especially as it seems most people (or just teachers) would rather believe what a chick says than me.
But it works both ways. I mean I'm not gonna complain about getting paid more.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 17:53:32
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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nerdfest09 wrote:While women generally need to feel loved to have sex, men need sex to feel loved, it's viscious I tell you!
That's why God invented lying.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 18:08:59
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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sebster wrote:nerdfest09 wrote:While women generally need to feel loved to have sex, men need sex to feel loved, it's viscious I tell you!
That's why God invented lying.
God invented lying? I thought Ricky Gervais did!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 18:13:36
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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If key open many locks, it awesome key. If lock open by many keys, it crappy lock. </Zen>
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 18:15:41
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Fixture of Dakka
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VikingScott wrote:I just think all women are manipulating.
I am unsubtle and rather oblivious to most things.
Double standard is huge. Especially as it seems most people (or just teachers) would rather believe what a chick says than me.
It's probably because you believe that you're a viking.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 19:27:00
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Phototoxin wrote:Feminism is not about equality. Women have *more* rights than men in most western countries. It's supposed to be about challenging sociatal constructs like why do women earn less than men on average - maybe - just maybe, the dudes perform better at the job than women? Oh no I'm a misogynist!
In my experience a lot of feminists are angry girls or abortion advocates. No access to killing children = repression of 'mother' rights etc. It's all hormonal and confusing if you ask me.
Why do women retire earlier than men? Why do women get up to a years Maternity Leave, a large chunk of which is at full pay, where men get a couple of weeks? Why do Professional Women who take Maternity Leave for multiple kids, feel they are as entitled to promotion as a guy who started slightly later, but has actually worked for longer?
Screw feminism.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/20 19:43:23
Subject: When a man does this but when a women does it?
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Mr Mystery wrote:Why do women retire earlier than men? Why do women get up to a years Maternity Leave, a large chunk of which is at full pay, where men get a couple of weeks? Why do Professional Women who take Maternity Leave for multiple kids, feel they are as entitled to promotion as a guy who started slightly later, but has actually worked for longer?
Screw feminism.
Sounds like someone that needs a feminism course!
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Subject: Re:When a man does this but when a women does it?
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We talked about feminism in history class today. When the teacher asked what one of the major issues in the women's rights movement was, I answered, "sandwich making."
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