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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
MeanGreenStompa wrote:The more you post threads like this one Cannerus, the more entirely convinced I become that you should never be able to reproduce. Just what in God's name did you thing posting here about your nether regions was going to achieve? Do you not have real life friends to discuss intimate private matters with?

What's next from you? A thread on why you had sweetcorn in your turds when you don't even like sweetcorn? A thread on why one of your testes is bigger than the other and if you should stand at an angle to try and make them look symmetrical?

Good grief. Go back to endless spamming about lady gaga. Write a blog for this sort of banal gak.



Oh but enough about me, what do you think of me...


Welcome to ignore.



 
   
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I'll be thinking about Cannerus_The_Unbearable getting a vasectomy all night long.

Oh yes!

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

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Which is interesting because I've had MGS on ignore for several months already Really not trying to piss anyone off, but I suppose haters gonna hate.

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Hating is the cool new thing. All the kids are doing it. People who were hating back before it was cool just have to suck it up.

Cannerus, I find you and the things you post about quite disturbing in general, but at least you're honest. You're extremely queer.

Despite all the crap you talk, at least one can be sure that you're sincere. I don't really know what it is about queer folk making scenes but I can only presume that it's a powerful compulsion!
   
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Arctik_Firangi wrote:Hating is the cool new thing. All the kids are doing it. People who were hating back before it was cool just have to suck it up.

Cannerus, I find you and the things you post about quite disturbing in general, but at least you're honest. You're extremely queer.

Despite all the crap you talk, at least one can be sure that you're sincere. I don't really know what it is about queer folk making scenes but I can only presume that it's a powerful compulsion!


Ha, I'm extremely bi you mean I cover both spectrums with amazing panache. Then I look really gay for using a word like panache

@malf: That's pretty amazing

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The Last Chancer Who Survived





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Go for it.

You'll regret it 15 years from now (if we live past 2012), but that's just how life works.

 
   
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I can tell ya I hated the idea of kids when I was young. Simply HATED kids. They are annoying and loud and rude, you get the point. Then my wife and I (then fun bag basically ) got pregnant. I was scared to death, but still hated the idea of children. But once I started hear heart beats and seeing the progression and what not I totally 180'd It was really weird tbh.


Id say dont do anything permanent yet, youve still got alot of fun things to experience. Besides ya never know, you just might find that right person walking to the mailbox, or running over a crossdresser. The world is a weird one
   
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malfred wrote:


Wasn't this in Family Guy?? which came first??
   
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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Arctik_Firangi wrote:Hating is the cool new thing. All the kids are doing it. People who were hating back before it was cool just have to suck it up.

Cannerus, I find you and the things you post about quite disturbing in general, but at least you're honest. You're extremely queer.

Despite all the crap you talk, at least one can be sure that you're sincere. I don't really know what it is about queer folk making scenes but I can only presume that it's a powerful compulsion!


Ha, I'm extremely bi you mean I cover both spectrums with amazing panache. Then I look really gay for using a word like panache

@malf: That's pretty amazing


I didn't say you were gay. When I say 'queer' I know exactly what I mean, and I'm pretty sure you do too. It's got less to do with your sexual behaviour than you'd hope! Why would a gay person consider a vasectomy anyway?

Incidentally, I'm making a quiche tonight.
   
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From what I've heard, it is possible to get reversable vascectomies. Might want to speak to your doctor about that.

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Arctik_Firangi wrote:

Incidentally, I'm making a quiche tonight.


Now, that would be worthy of a thread, possibly some stage by stage photos and consideration of a dakka article.

Did you blog it?

Did the poll prove it superior to flan?

I jus gotta know!! /squeeee!!



 
   
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I didn't end up making it.

I only had two eggs and I didn't feel like using them.

   
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Did I mention, "No!!! Don't do it yet?"

It is too early imho.
Even a couple of years down the road is still too young.

As others say, aspirations change with age.
Especially where children are concerned.
Just think of the possibility of spreading Anima Tactics to future genreations of little Lady Gagas
Bliss!

 
   
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I have an uncle who had a vasectomy, but he did a lot of things he regretted.

His second wife, who was quite young, left him mainly because she wanted to have children.

There's also the amusing story of the Swastika tattoo he got when he was a teenager in the 60's. After marrying a German woman he had to get it changed into a windmill so that he could actually enter the country.

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I think, medically speaking, these days you get the surgical equivalent of a clothes peg attached to your vas deferens so it clamps down on the tube, as it were. Then, should you require, it can be unclipped at a later stage.

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Viva la deferens!

or was it Viva Vas Lagos?
now I'm confused.

 
   
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Your biggest problem with this procedure will be finding a doctor willing to do it.

But other than that, its a pretty standard thing anymore. Good luck.

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filbert wrote:I think, medically speaking, these days you get the surgical equivalent of a clothes peg attached to your vas deferens so it clamps down on the tube, as it were. Then, should you require, it can be unclipped at a later stage.


They seal the tubes and snip away a few mm just to be sure. Reversal is less guaranteed than the actual vasectomy.
   
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Beijing

Reversal isn't guaranteed, if you go for it then you should bear in mind that it might very well be permanent.

You're 24, I think it's too young for you. You don't know what you will want in 10 years time, you're still growing up in many ways, so am I and I'm 26. A few years ago I couldn't ever see myself becoming a dad, I hadn't met the right person, I couldn't get my mind around having a child or what I would do with it. But now I feel that I would like children, even though I still having got a clue how to raise one. But no one does until they have one so that's ok.

You will change a lot between the ages of 24 and 30, you will mature and meet new people. Doctors will query your desire for a vasectomy very strongly because it is young to make such a decision. A lot of women also have no desire to have children in their early 20s, but they get a bit older and things change when you not only mature but when you meet the right person and to some extent start to appreciate your own mortality.

If you really want it then there ultimately is no stopping you, but consider the heartbreak you could be setting yourself and a partner up for in future. Why rush it, you're using contraception anyway.

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MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Arctik_Firangi wrote:

Incidentally, I'm making a quiche tonight.


Now, that would be worthy of a thread, possibly some stage by stage photos and consideration of a dakka article.

Did you blog it?

Did the poll prove it superior to flan?

I jus gotta know!! /squeeee!!


Y'know, for someone who hates this thread, you certainly are posting in it a lot...



 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Just think of the possibility of spreading Anima Tactics to future generations of little Lady Gagas


This is my favorite counter argument so far It made me a little giddy for some reason. "No, Millicent, you are NOT leaving the house dressed like that. Go back upstairs and put on your telephone hat and nipple tape!" XD

@Alby: If you notice 3 Mods have posted in here too so I think we're in no danger

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Secondly, do you hate evolution? Our main purpose is to spread our genes! What would Darwin say?

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Didn't Darwin have a lot of kids? I think he'd probably say something along the lines of 'sod the vasectomy, cut your balls off and throw them in the river - just to make sure.'


 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Bryce-2-Good87 wrote:One thought: YOU ARE TO YOUNG!
Secondly, do you hate evolution? Our main purpose is to spread our genes! What would Darwin say?


If I have daughter she will be bi-polar at best (every female on my mom's side, several males) and completely mentally fethed at worst (several very strange suicide stories from her side). I've inherited these wonderful mental issues as well and I'd rather not continue the trend. There's also a 1% chance that I got some strange liver problem that only one in every billion people has from my mother where you hit a certain age and you must take a pill every day or automaticlly die that could be passed on. Not to mention my skin sucks. I think I'd be doing evolution a favor :p

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No really. Current evidence points to the fact that your offspring's immune system etc usually pick the best from poth parents and bam we get a new better human. Hence why royal family's and hics are so stupid. Spread the genes apart.

Also, Im bipolar 2, have my own story's, at its not that bad as long as you consult a gene councilor, and keep an eye on symptoms of anything.

Darwin would also say 'why wast the cash? Heres a bottle of jack, drink it and use this Axe!'

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IF he is having as much sex as he wants to believe he is it begs the question:

When will he even have time to blog?


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If you do go ahead and have the snip...

Don't do what an acquaintance of mine did and ride his motorcycle home from the hospital (idiot).

Several mates of mine had it (my wife can't have kids, so I'm safe in that respect) and they were walking funny for a few days, but they got lots of models painted in those days.

I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

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This is anecdotal data so take it for what it is worth. I have two children. One is five; the other is 1. In the last five years I have got a full nights sleep twice a month on average. That's right, on average I get to sleep 6+ hours once every fifteen days. I'm told it gets better when the children are teen agers. Then they just tell you they hate you and that you don't work hard and they want you to get them a pepsi.

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