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Monster Rain wrote:Is Phineas' origin story about when his "beard" ditched him at the Prom, and now he has sworn an oath of vengeance?

Out of Character- Phineas Chinclean probably has security issues, especially since he was soundly defeated by a VAMPIRE BABY. However, he has gained confidence as a strong, world-spanning hunter of beards.

He hopes one day to ambush Chuck Norris and kill the God of Beards (BeardOdinJupiterShivaJesus). However, Chuck Norris has a third fist hidden deep within that beard. Worse, there is also the potential that Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick poor Phineas into orbit as CN can see both the future and all other alternate dimensions, even ones he doesn't know about.

Monster rain I believe you may be onto another glimmer of truth about our anti beard, beard hunting, beard hating, baby faced antagonist! many a story has sprung from the rejection of a beard who has realised the face he was at home on was in fact not worthy of the joy he would bring to the person, the attention he would attract and the women who would throw themselves at him screaming beard love!

Hmmmmm o.k that comic doesn't exactly make us beardy's look that good! we're fighting for beard equality here folks! respect not damnation! anyone got anything beard positive so i can exclaim...Beardcore!


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Funny as comic though :-)

no-shave November!

I still shave myself but my chinsquig is neat and tidy...somewhat untrustworthy depending on who you ask but it's been with me for 13 years now....ah the happy memories!

nerdfest09 wrote:I still shave myself but my chinsquig is neat and tidy...somewhat untrustworthy depending on who you ask but it's been with me for 13 years now....ah the happy memories!

Hmm...so your the fusion of man and beard, eh?

A beard symbiote hybrid human.

Well, there is one way to solve that problem.

Liberal amounts of buckshot to the head region of the human body should suffice.

Just felt like this thread needed more beards. So Ill show some pictures of beards/tribes of beards through out history and the like.

Firstly, the WTF went wrong with my life beard. Yikes.


The famous beards





Pirate beards!


The, I AM ONE WITH NATURE beard



And Ill leave you all with the some what rare, Politician Beard!

Beards? Beards you say?

I hate facial hair. I shave every day. You guys are weird for liking beards. Mustaches are gross too.

PAH! I havnt shaved since I was probably 19 or so. Just the random trimmings for jobs and the like. Puny scrawny boy-mens! Real men have proper beards!

Beards are awesome! I'm so gunna grow one when I'm older,I'd look so wise!
Like seiriously,every great man in history has a beard!
e.g. Ab Lincoln, Chuck Norris, Gandalf, ect.
(OK,so the last one ain't real,but you get the point!)

Monster Rain wrote:I must express disappointment that there's been no comment on my video.

I really thought that one had legs.

Now you know how I feel when nobody commented on my (stupid) video I posed in your Comm(joke)unism thread.

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:I must express disappointment that there's been no comment on my video.

I really thought that one had legs.

Now you know how I feel when nobody commented on my (stupid) video I posed in your Comm(joke)unism thread.

I know. I'm sorry...
I'm so very fething sorry. I swear right here before god and sonny jesus that I will comment on every video you post, now and Forever.

I loved that thread, though.

Saw this and thought of you, KingCracker....






Holy feth, there's some weird gak on the internet....

@ Albatross, that is wicked! made me laugh for it's sheer wackiness! it wouldn't look so bad on him except for the molester moustache!

Albatross wrote:Saw this and thought of you, KingCracker....






Holy feth, there's some weird gak on the internet....

Ohhhhh yea there is. I made the horrible discovery once, trying to find that "Im the scat man" song...................................................it wasnt the scat man music video I found

Albatross wrote:Saw this and thought of you, KingCracker....






Holy feth, there's some weird gak on the internet....

Poor feller.

He's the victim of the evil gravity beard.

I once thought them extinct. Guess I have some more beards to eliminate.

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Earthbeard = massive win! ;-)

This is ridiculous! how could a beard thread as epic as this fade into obscurity so damn soon! it is not cool to deny the beauty and warmth of the beard! and i believe I've only heard (read) one other poster use the term beardcore in another thread (o.k it was me)

*sigh* maybe the beard love will continue?....who knows

nerdfest09 wrote:This is ridiculous! how could a beard thread as epic as this fade into obscurity so damn soon! it is not cool to deny the beauty and warmth of the beard! and i believe I've only heard (read) one other poster use the term beardcore in another thread (o.k it was me)

*sigh* maybe the beard love will continue?....who knows

The fact is...without a polarizing hatred of all things evil (read:beards), there is no united front for the beards to hide behind.

By ignoring this thread, I effectively win the war against the beards.

EDIT: Oh crap.

nerdfest09 wrote:beards are cool, not just cool, but awesome in a way no other bodily attribute comes close!

What about large, natural breasts on a slim female body?

Cheesecat wrote:

nerdfest09 wrote:beards are cool, not just cool, but awesome in a way no other bodily attribute comes close!

What about large, natural breasts on a slim female body?

The lad makes an excellent point.