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The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike 2: The Wedding


There once was a Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, and being the hero type person he was, wanted to marry the Chapter Master's daughter.

So after getting permission by going on a loooong quest, he was set to marry the Chapter Master's daughter and the day of the Wedding came.

They were standing before the Chaplain and the Chaplain said.

"Do you, the Chapter Master's daughter, take the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
And the crowd roared, "not THE Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike?"

And the chaplain replied "Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike"

"So, do you, the Chapter Master's daughter, take the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"For Rich and for Poor?,"

"In sickness and in health?,"

"As Battle brother, Sergeant, Veteran, Captian, or Chapter master?,"

"Entombed in Dreadnought Sarcophagus and in Power Armor?,"

"For as long as you both shall live?

and the Chapter Master's daughter replied:

"Do I take the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike to be my lawfully wedded husband?"

"For Rich and for Poor?,"

"In sickness and in health?,"

"As Battle brother, Sergeant, Veteran, Captian, or Chapter master?,"

"Entombed in Dreadnought Sarcophagus and in Power Armor?,"

"For as long as we both shall live?

and the Chaplain replied, "Yes, Do you, the Chapter Master's daughter, take the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike to be your lawfully wedded husband?"


And the Chapter Master's daughter said, "I do"


And the Chaplian turned to the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike and he said,

"Do you, the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, take Chapter Master's daughter to be your lawfully wedded Wife?"

And the crowd roared, "not THE Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike?"

And the chaplain replied "Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike"

"So, do you, the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, take the Chapter Master's daughter to be your lawfully wedded Wife?"

"For Rich and for Poor?,"

"In sickness and in health?,"

"As Battle brother, Sergeant, Veteran, Captian, and Chapter master?,"

"Entombed in Dreadnought Sarcophagus and in Power Armor?,"

"For as long as you both shall live?

and the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike said,

"Do I, the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike, take Chapter Master's daughter to be my lawfully wedded Wife?"

"For Rich and for Poor?,"

"In sickness and in health?,"

"As Battle brother, Sergeant, Veteran, Captian, and Chapter master?,"

"Entombed in Dreadnought Sarcophagus and in Power Armor?,"

"For as long as we both shall live?"

and the Chaplain said, "YES!"

and the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike said, "I do"

and the Chaplain turned to the Chapter and said,

"I now pronounce this couple 'Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike and Wife"

and the crowd roared, "Not the Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike and Wife"

And the Chaplain said, "YES, THE Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White bike and Wife!"

And the Cround said, "Oh."

The end.

A termite walks into a bar and says,
Is the bar tender here?

Yesterday all of the toilets in the Central Police Station were stolen by persons unknown.

Police say they have nothing to go on.

Here's one of my favourite:
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

C/o junior school and its been a favourite ever since:

Q: Why do women wear make up and perfume?

A: Because they are ugly and they smell.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was stapled to the monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead

Why did the chicken fall out of the tree
because it was stapled to the monkey....
...
...

We made this one when we were in Haiti:

Three Haitians walk into a bar...







...It collapses