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San Pedro, CA

Fast forward to the 1:48 mark:




LoL Air Force One is probably my all time favorite guilty pleasure it has a lot to do with the fact that me and my friend watch a lot of rifftrax and Mike Nelson always uses that line when joking about one-liners XD.

*Btw I'm not sure why the video keeps coming out small, if anybody can direct me to how to correct this it would be much appreciated. Thanks!

Shhhhhh...be bwery bwery quiet, I'm huntin' hewetics of the Empewa. Huhuhuhuuu... 
   
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It's completely evil, but Bill the Butcher has the best lines in that scene.

"And that my friends, is the minority vote."

"Why don't you burn him? See if his ashes turn green."




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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Can't be fethed to find a nifty youtube clip for y'all but Conan's "What is best in life" lines:

To crush your enemies! See them driven before you! Hear the lamentation of their women!


Or, from Fight Club (which is full of good ones):

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
   
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Newcastle, OZ

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum ... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Roddy Piper (former Wrestler) - They live.

I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

That is not dead which can eternal lie ...

... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
 
   
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon





Tied and gagged in the back of your car

I can't find a decent youtube clip, so I'll just paste the line:

"A few times in my life I've had moments of absolute clarity, when for a few brief seconds the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think, and things seem so sharp and the world seems so fresh. I can never make these moments last. I cling to them, but like everything, they fade. I have lived my life on these moments. They pull me back to the present, and I realize that everything is exactly the way it was meant to be. " - George Falconer (A Single Man, 2009)
   
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Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.



As a classic literary quote...it's meh.

Give it to Khan to utter...it's win!

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Shroomin Brain Boy





Berlin Germany

Amaya wrote:





nope coorection is in this vid here:





vik

   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





Beijing

I'm going to go low brow...

In Commando...


Arnie: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Mook: That's right, Matrix! You did!
Arnie: I lied.

*drops mook off cliff*


Gets me every time that one.

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Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by donkey-caves! Keep firing donkey-caves!"


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Berlin Germany

lol donkey- caves^^

   
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CadianXV wrote:This is Spinal Tap: The amp that goes up to 11.


Huge + 1...This is Spinal Tap is loaded with Gems...




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Rogers, CT

Howard A Treesong wrote:I'm going to go low brow...

In Commando...


Arnie: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Mook: That's right, Matrix! You did!
Arnie: I lied.

*drops mook off cliff*


Gets me every time that one.

Let off some steam....

   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Chicago

tombstone...
Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I'm getting awful tired of your...
[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?


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ironicsilence wrote:tombstone...
Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I'm getting awful tired of your...
[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?


I'll be your huckleberry
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1295651/66f3f1dd/skyjack_hoogwerker.html

Sorry I had to post this vid somewhere.. It's to funny!

"Maybe I'll come down... Maybe I won't!" XD It counts as a movie line for me!

It's a Dutch site so you won't be able to read anything that might be NSFW anyway. XD

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BrookM wrote:"I knew it! I'm surrounded by donkey-caves! Keep firing donkey-caves!"


"What the hell is this? You call this a radar?!"
"No, sir, we call it Mr. Coffee."

<3 Spaceballs. One of my favorite movies of all time.

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San Pedro, CA

This entire sequence in "the Big Lebowski" is my favorite in the movie lol:


Shhhhhh...be bwery bwery quiet, I'm huntin' hewetics of the Empewa. Huhuhuhuuu... 
   
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Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S

Ah yeah, Walter, messed up guy, great movie!



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Fiat justitia ruat caelum

 
   
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"Who's the bigger fool the fool or the fool who follows him?"

I've sold so many armies. :(
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Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Warning: May include some course language, view discretion is advised.


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Norwich

Every single line in any Coen Brothers film?

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Burtucky, Michigan

Locclo wrote:
BrookM wrote:"I knew it! I'm surrounded by donkey-caves! Keep firing donkey-caves!"


"What the hell is this? You call this a radar?!"
"No, sir, we call it Mr. Coffee."

<3 Spaceballs. One of my favorite movies of all time.




Yup, SpaceBalls should be a study for anyone wanting to get into comedy. Its just genius



"you want some?
Of course I do, I always drink coffee when watching the radar. You know that, EVERYone knows that

OF COURSE WE DO SIR! *everyone grabs their crotch*




Now that I have my coffee"

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Lincolnshire

NSFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBuxR4hAPKs

Surprised it didn't get a mention yet...

Also:



For awesome.

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NorCal

This, from the Devil's Rejects:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKAu272_bI

"That's what they all say, F you! Well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none and it don't all of a sudden make you a F'n hero."

"I am the devil. And I am here to do the devil's work."

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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Wolfun wrote:NSFW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBuxR4hAPKs

Surprised it didn't get a mention yet...

Also:



For awesome.


+ 1 on both.

Thought about posting the Pulp Fiction bit earlier

Here's a good one..





"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

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Big Trouble in Little China was a classic.

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Lint wrote:This, from the Devil's Rejects:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbKAu272_bI

"That's what they all say, F you! Well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none and it don't all of a sudden make you a F'n hero."

"I am the devil. And I am here to do the devil's work."


Well...of course that's one of my top 10 films.

Favorite quote..." Boy,the next words out of your mouth had better be some brilliant Mark Twain Gak...because there definitely getting carved on your tombstone."


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
 
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