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ironicsilence wrote:tombstone...
Wyatt Earp: You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!
Johnny Tyler: Listen mister, I'm getting awful tired of your...
[Wyatt slaps him]
Wyatt Earp: Are you gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed?
I'll be your huckleberry
"Why you doin' this, Doc? "
"Because Wyatt Earp is my friend."
"Friend? Hell, I got lots of friends. "
"I don't."
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Bromsy wrote:When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
"I don't get this at all. I thought Lo Pan... "
"Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!"
"How'd you get up there?"
"Wasn't easy!"
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The Kilted Samurai wrote:This entire sequence in "the Big Lebowski" is my favorite in the movie lol:
Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
"Keep your distance... but don't look like you're keeping your distance..........."
"Rawr?"
"I don't know, fly casual!"
And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity......
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Bromsy wrote:When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Big Trouble in Little China was a classic.
Yea +1 for that one. I love that movie, its the reason Kurt Russel is a badass in my opinion
Bromsy wrote:When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Big Trouble in Little China was a classic.
Yea +1 for that one. I love that movie, its the reason Kurt Russel is a badass in my opinion
It is indeed an absolute classic.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
In Casablanca: The Nazi Major asks: What is your Nationality mr Blein?
Boggart replies: I 'm a drunkard...
And the french major concludes: This makes Rick a citizen of the world!
You shouldn't be worried about the one bullet with your name on it, Boldric. You should be worried about the ones labelled "to whom it may concern"-from Blackadder goes Forth!
I will just say "Ghostbusters". It is hard for me to think of one scene that doesn't have a classic line in it. That is probably my all time favorite movie.
dwarfs, wood elves, dark elves, bretonnians, WOC,
space wolves, orks, eldar
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
"This is madness!"
"Madness... THIS IS SPARTA!"
- Take a wild guess
"You're a Wizard, Harry."
- Again, a wild guess
"Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!"
- Little Nicky, a lesser-known Adam Sandler great.
"To infinity; and beyond!"
- Moar wild guesses!
"Snakes... why'd it have to be snakes?"
- Guess frenzy!
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Cheyenne: He's whittling on a piece of wood. I got a feeling that when he stops whittling, something's gonna happen.
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
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KingCracker wrote:Tombstone is the reason I cant ever hate Val Kilmer. Ive seen him in some bad flicks here and there, but that movie always make me like him
Watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, he is absolutely hilarious in that.
Robert Downey Junior - I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
Val Kilmer - Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Robert Downey Junior - On the corpse. My question is...
Val Kilmer - No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?
Val Kilmer - Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call.
Robert Downey Junior - Bad.
Val Kilmer - Excuse me?
Robert Downey Junior - Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep...
Val Kilmer - What, gakhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.
EDIT - Huh, gakhead, if you use your imagination and replace gak with something else, isn't caught by the word filter.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for."
-That whole monologue Sam has in the Two Towers always cheers me up when I'm down.
"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the RED DAWN!"
-That line always gives me goosebumps, even just typing it made the hair's on my skin go up lol.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
-Message: don't procrastinate lol
And now for something completely different, some favorites from "Scott Pilgrim vs the World":
"I'm in lesbians with you."
"You made me swallow my gum...it'll be in my digestive track for SEVEN YEARS!!!"
"He's great isn't he? Sometimes I let him do the wide shots while I get blaaazed in my winnie."
"Gelato isn't vegan?"
"It's milk and eggs bitch?"
Shhhhhh...be bwery bwery quiet, I'm huntin' hewetics of the Empewa. Huhuhuhuuu...
Cheyenne: He's whittling on a piece of wood. I got a feeling that when he stops whittling, something's gonna happen.
"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
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KingCracker wrote:Tombstone is the reason I cant ever hate Val Kilmer. Ive seen him in some bad flicks here and there, but that movie always make me like him
Watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, he is absolutely hilarious in that.
Robert Downey Junior - I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that? Val Kilmer - Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...? Robert Downey Junior - On the corpse. My question is... Val Kilmer - No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?
Val Kilmer - Go. Sleep badly. Any questions, hesitate to call. Robert Downey Junior - Bad. Val Kilmer - Excuse me? Robert Downey Junior - Sleep bad. Otherwise it makes it seem like the mechanism that allows you to sleep... Val Kilmer - What, gakhead? Who taught you grammar? Badly's an adverb. Get out. Vanish.
EDIT - Huh, gakhead, if you use your imagination and replace gak with something else, isn't caught by the word filter.
Yup, Kiss kiss bang bang is a funny movie indeed. I like that part where Robert Downy Jr is trying to be a hardass to that jerk at the party, and the scene right after that hes holding a towel on his busted up bloody face lol
Also, dont try to out fox the word filter, mods dont like that
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KingCracker wrote:Yup, Kiss kiss bang bang is a funny movie indeed. I like that part where Robert Downy Jr is trying to be a hardass to that jerk at the party, and the scene right after that hes holding a towel on his busted up bloody face lol
It's got a great understanding of genre expectations, and playing with those expectations without making a point of it. Here is our hero, and he's seen the romantic interest, who is under threat from some jackhole, so he should beat him up and win the affections of the girl. Instead he gets his ass kicked and the girl goes off with the jackhole. This is subverted again when we find out later the girl knew he was a creep and was in no danger and just using him for a lift into town.
Also, dont try to out fox the word filter, mods dont like that
I wasn't trying to. I just wrote the quote out as it is in the movie, and figured the filter would catch it. I was lucky I spotted it in the final posting before closing the page
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
The Kilted Samurai wrote:Some of my favorites from LOTR:
"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for."
-That whole monologue Sam has in the Two Towers always cheers me up when I'm down.
"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the RED DAWN!"
-That line always gives me goosebumps, even just typing it made the hair's on my skin go up lol.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
-Message: don't procrastinate lol
You missed the best one:
"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
The Kilted Samurai wrote:Some of my favorites from LOTR:
"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for."
-That whole monologue Sam has in the Two Towers always cheers me up when I'm down.
"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the RED DAWN!"
-That line always gives me goosebumps, even just typing it made the hair's on my skin go up lol.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
-Message: don't procrastinate lol
You missed the best one:
"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
The Kilted Samurai wrote:Some of my favorites from LOTR:
"There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo and it's worth fighting for."
-That whole monologue Sam has in the Two Towers always cheers me up when I'm down.
"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the RED DAWN!"
-That line always gives me goosebumps, even just typing it made the hair's on my skin go up lol.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
-Message: don't procrastinate lol
You missed the best one:
"They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
Thank you for Orlando Bloom. Ain't she the hottest?
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"...he could never understand the sense of a contest in which the two adversaries agreed upon the rules." Gabriel Garcia Marquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude
- "Suppose that saucer or whatever it was had something to do with this?"
- "Your guess is as good as mine, Larry. One thing's sure. Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible."
Patrolman Larry (Carl Anthony) to Lieutenant Johnny Harper (Duke Moore) in Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
- "Did you just have a brain fart?"
- "Begging your pardon, Sir?"
- "Did you just waltz in here and bark at your commanding officer? Because if you did, I would call that a bona fide brain fart, and I resent it when people fart inside my office!"
C.O Salem (Scott Wilson) to Lt. Jordan O'Neill (Demi Moore) in G.I. Jane (1997)
Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although, only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson, Why? Why do you persist?
