Staring at boobs is good for you.

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**FITZZ**

Besides Slarg...even though the Staring at boobs=good health theory has about as many holes in it as the Coconut eating T-Rex Theory...you can still tell your female friends...or those you choose to oogle that " Scientist Say staring at your Boobs will help me live longer." and be completely honest.

**micahaphone**

They DID say it, even if they're not right...

Crazy Germans.

**Slarg232**

FITZZ wrote: Besides Slarg...even though the Staring at boobs=good health theory has about as many holes in it as the Coconut eating T-Rex Theory...you can still tell your female friends...or those you choose to oogle that " Scientist Say staring at your Boobs will help me live longer." and be completely honest.

micahaphone wrote:They DID say it, even if they're not right...

Crazy Germans.

True!

Carry on, Micahophone

**FITZZ**

micahaphone wrote:They DID say it, even if they're not right...

Crazy Germans.

Exactly...the "Scientific statement" exist...so he has the "truth" on his side.

I'm hopping that some German Scientist will discover that looking at Vida Guerras butt prevents cancer.

**Cheesecat**

FITZZ wrote:
micahaphone wrote:They DID say it, even if they're not right...

Crazy Germans.

Exactly...the "Scientific statement" exist...so he has the "truth" on his side.

I'm hopping that some German Scientist will discover that looking at Vida Guerras butt prevents cancer.

Staring at Vida Guerra's tush doesn't have to cure cancer for me too know that it's good for me.

Yowza!

**FITZZ**

Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
micahaphone wrote:They DID say it, even if they're not right...

Crazy Germans.

Exactly...the "Scientific statement" exist...so he has the "truth" on his side.

I'm hopping that some German Scientist will discover that looking at Vida Guerras butt prevents cancer.

Staring at Vida Guerra's tush doesn't have to cure cancer for me too know that it's good for me.

Whoa!

You know...if there was one thing on earth that could convince me of the exsistance of a higher power...that would be it.

**DA's Forever**

FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
micahaphone wrote:They DID say it, even if they're not right...

Crazy Germans.

Exactly...the "Scientific statement" exist...so he has the "truth" on his side.

I'm hopping that some German Scientist will discover that looking at Vida Guerras butt prevents cancer.

Staring at Vida Guerra's tush doesn't have to cure cancer for me too know that it's good for me.

Whoa!

You know...if there was one thing on earth that could convince me of the exsistance of a higher power...that would be it.

Can I Get an AMEN!

**Cheesecat**

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Doctors and science say so.

Some article on the internet wrote:Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

Masturbation is also good for you it can relieve depression, increase self-esteem and lower blood-pressure so when looking at a fine rack it might be a good idea to boost your cardio health as well.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5263250/ns/health-sexual_health/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

**FITZZ**

DA's Forever wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
microphone wrote:They DID say it, even if they're not right...

Crazy Germans.

Exactly...the "Scientific statement" exist...so he has the "truth" on his side.

I'm hopping that some German Scientist will discover that looking at Vida Guerras butt prevents cancer.

Staring at Vida Guerra's tush doesn't have to cure cancer for me too know that it's good for me.

Whoa!

You know...if there was one thing on earth that could convince me of the existence of a higher power...that would be it.

Can I Get an AMEN!

Amen..

I wonder...has a religion ever been formed in devotion to an individual's backside?...
Seems like it would be perfectly natural to worship such a thing of beauty..
Hmmm...The First Church of Vida..has a nice ring doesn't it?

**DA's Forever**

It does. I think its a sigh to do it! ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHT BACKSIDE!

**FITZZ**

DA's Forever wrote:It does. I think its a sigh to do it! ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHT BACKSIDE!

Let us pray...

**DA's Forever**

FITZZ wrote:
DA's Forever wrote:It does. I think its a sigh to do it! ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHT BACKSIDE!

Let us pray...

man, i think im in love with religion now

**FITZZ**

The funny part is that a few thousand years from now some crackpot will be saying Vida used her butt to crack open coconuts.

**Cheesecat**

FITZZ wrote:
DA's Forever wrote:It does. I think its a sigh to do it! ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHT BACKSIDE!

Let us pray...

Man, that woman's body is made of pure sex.

**DA's Forever**

FITZZ wrote: The funny part is that a few thousand years from now some crackpot will be saying Vida used her butt to crack open coconuts.

Then her Divine butt will destroy them.

Cheesecat wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
DA's Forever wrote:It does. I think its a sigh to do it! ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHT BACKSIDE!

Let us pray...

Man, that woman's body is made of pure sex.

indeed

**sebster**

I work at a university. I have a window overlooking the grassed area between the Arts building and the Guild eatery.

According to this report I should live to be 1,000 years old.

**DA's Forever**

sebster wrote:I work at a university. I have a window overlooking the grassed area between the Arts building and the Guild eatery.

According to this report I should live to be 1,000 years old.

And a glorious life it shall be, no?

**Albatross**

FITZZ wrote:I wonder...has a religion ever been formed in devotion to an individual's backside?...
Seems like it would be perfectly natural to worship such a thing of beauty..
Hmmm...The First Church of Vida..has a nice ring doesn't it?

The best thing is, I'm betting that was unintentional!

**Lord-Loss**

Pfftt, Scrubs taught us this years ago.

**Emperors Faithful**

Good thread.

**KingCracker**

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
KingCracker wrote:
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Thats pretty hard to believe. Ive been exercising alot lately, and Im pretty sure thats healthier for me then starring at boobies. But it cant possibly hurt to keep that in mind

A gym can allow you to do both at the same time. We need split screen work out videos

Now Cannerus, I think your onto something.

**BrookM**

Looking is fine, but what about motorboating damn it?!

**Soup and a roll**

www.themedguru.com wrote:The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

How interesting. I'll just go to their website. Not there you say? But why would 'the med guru' publish something that isn't true? I wonder if it has anything to do with the pages of heated discussion on their site? I assume the hundreds of people looking for help in the forums are aware that the site is intended to be humorous as opposed to a source of information.

Can't believe everything you read guys.

Keep posting the bums though. It probably doesn't do any harm.

**Dark Scipio**

Its funny how many indepandent results you get when you google search for it despite beeing a clear joke.

**VikingScott**

Now we all have an excuse at least for when we're caught.

**Orlanth**

I predict this as one of this year's Ignobel prize winner for the year. However I also consider it poor science, the Ignobel is given to genuine fringe scientific advances, the conclusions of this study are thoroughly flawed though.

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease.

So its a long term statistical study, the only such a conclusion can be drawn. Normally they occur by asking a similar cross section of people to do the opposite things over a protracted period of time.

However staring at beasts is likely not beneficial, instead being told one cannot look the guilt accumulated from doing so it must be hard to handle the pressure of averting their eyes in common contact for five years even if not sexually aroused. evebn if part of the test group was female, or gay the fact of being told to avert gaze places the person continually on the defensive.

This appears in truth to be more a health study on the physical-psychological effects of repression.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

I think this could be better put as 'whatever floats your boat' rather than oggling breats. Oggling breats could be what causes excitement but mileage can vary.

**WARBOSS TZOO**

I'm wondering if they controlled for what kind of breasts were being looked at?

**BuFFo**

Been staring at breasts since I was around 6 years old. I am in fine, peak health.

I can attest to this finding myself. It works!

**TNM**

Unfortunatly I'd get a kick into the nuts either way.

**Mr. Burning**

Good job my wife has a fine pair of norks!