Staring at boobs is good for you.

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**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

Doctors and science say so.

Some article on the internet wrote:Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

**ChrisWWII**

That will be a fantastic excuse one day.

**Matt070**

Think i might use that.. usually my misses just gives me a reeeeally dissaproving look.. or slap.. unless its hers

**rubiksnoob**

Psssh, they needed a study to figure this out?

**KingCracker**

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Thats pretty hard to believe. Ive been exercising alot lately, and Im pretty sure thats healthier for me then starring at boobies. But it cant possibly hurt to keep that in mind

**Melissia**

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

*marks Med Guru as a quacks site and leaves*

**Quintinus**

Sweet, looks like I'm living forever.

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

KingCracker wrote:
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Thats pretty hard to believe. Ive been exercising alot lately, and Im pretty sure thats healthier for me then starring at boobies. But it cant possibly hurt to keep that in mind

A gym can allow you to do both at the same time. We need split screen work out videos

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Melissia wrote:
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
*marks Med Guru as a quacks site and leaves*

Sorry Mel, but it's about time for someone to say something that's been needed to be said for a while: Tits or GTFO.

(This is a joke.)

**Avatar 720**

"Are you watching porn!?"
"No mum! I'm... uhhh... working out?"

**Ma55ter_fett**

Avatar 720 wrote:"Are you watching porn!?"
"No mum! I'm... uhhh... working out?"

As long as you're ambidextrous about it they'll never suspect a thing.

**Melissia**

Here you go, lots of great young tits.

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Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:A gym can allow you to do both at the same time. We need split screen work out videos

Or you can do what most guys in gyms do if they want to ogle, stare at the ass of the girl on the exercise machine in front of you.

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

Only boobs increase life span. Maybe asses increase STR or DEX.

**Albatross**

Tits, fascism... man, it must be awesome to be German.

*sigh*

**Asherian Command**

This is a great excuse to look at womens breasts not going to lie

But too bad most high school girls are usually like no LOOK AT MY BUTT!

**Grabzak Dirtyfighter**

Melissia wrote:Or you can do what most guys in gyms do if they want to ogle, stare at the ass of the girl on the exercise machine in front of you.

I once flew off the back of a treadmill doing that, but man she had a sweet ass

**Ma55ter_fett**

Cute biker chick picture inbound.

Seems very appropriate for this thread

Warning NSFW

Spoiler:

**FITZZ**

Cannerus The Unbearable wrote:Only boobs increase life span. Maybe asses increase STR or DEX.

That's a bit disappointing actually as I tend to prefer legs and backsides to boobs...however,in the interest of better health I'll make an exception.

**Slarg232**

It's threads like this that make me love Dakka

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

Slarg232 wrote:It's threads like this that make me love Cannerus

Actually, we're not quite there yet...

Slarg232 wrote:It's threads like this that make everyone love Cannerus

**ArbeitsSchu**

rubiksnoob wrote:Psssh, they needed a study to figure this out?

Of course not. But somebody thought of the wheeze, and somebody else paid for it, and you're just jealous that you didn't think of it first, then apply for the funding to just look at jugs for a year. No Nobel for you, Doctor "Wishes He had thought of that."

**Slarg232**

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:It's threads like this that make me love Cannerus

Actually, we're not quite there yet...

Slarg232 wrote:It's threads like this that make everyone love Cannerus

But not in that way

**Chibi Bodge-Battle**

Watching blue tits must be good too.
They're little belters Melissa.

**Fafnir**

I love science... so... fething... much right now.

**frgsinwntr**

Feel better?

**ChrisWWII**

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP! MY RETINAS ARE BURNING!!! D:

...that's worse than the Ork cheerleader picture.

**FITZZ**

frgsinwntr wrote:

Feel better?

Well now...if that doesn't make you want to eat better and work out...nothing will.

**micahaphone**

Sorry, but I'm going to have to poke a few holes in this matter. The told some men to NOT look at mammaries and didn't check back or monitor them extensively for FIVE years? Are you really telling me that some men will gladly avert their eyes from a nice rack just to be paid a nominal sum of Euros? I find it hard to believe. I mean, sure, while the doctors are around they'll act along, but I doubt they had secret cameras attached to their eyeballs or signals being beamed directly into their brain, which are only blockable with tin foil hats.
THE GOVERNMENT'S PREVENTING ME FROM OGLING WOMEN, MAN! I GOTTA WEAR THIS HAT OR I CAN'T!

**Slarg232**

micahaphone wrote:Sorry, but I'm going to have to poke a few holes in this matter. The told some men to NOT look at mammaries and didn't check back or monitor them extensively for FIVE years? Are you really telling me that some men will gladly avert their eyes from a nice rack just to be paid a nominal sum of Euros? I find it hard to believe. I mean, sure, while the doctors are around they'll act along, but I doubt they had secret cameras attached to their eyeballs or signals being beamed directly into their brain, which are only blockable with tin foil hats.
THE GOVERNMENT'S PREVENTING ME FROM OGLING WOMEN, MAN! I GOTTA WEAR THIS HAT OR I CAN'T!

Mein Freunde.....

You are trying to logic a way out of every single man with female friends walking up to said female friends and staring at them with a perfectly valid excuse.

Stop. That. Now.

**micahaphone**

Sorry, it had to be done. I cannot let truth be crushed, no matter the reason. It happened because I read a quote in the T. Jefferson memorial in D.C. Blame him.

**DA's Forever**

micahaphone wrote:Sorry, it had to be done. I cannot let truth be crushed, no matter the reason. It happened because I read a quote in the T. Jefferson memorial in D.C. Blame him.

Is he the victim?