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i stared at boobs

and i got a fist sized bruise on my arm as a result.

i noticed though that the bruising doesnt happen when i use my peripheral vision

i think this needs further study

This research is quite titillating, I'll probably have to keep this in mammary so I can tell all the stupid boobs that I work with so that way they too will stay abreast of this new development.

Although I will add that I have been taught the ultimate way to get access to viewing a woman's chest in real life.

1) Go to a bar and find a woman that suits your wants.
2) Approach said woman and say "I bet a dollar that I could make your boobs move just by staring at them."
3) Stare.
4) Give her a dollar while saying "Damn, I lost."

halonachos wrote:This research is quite titillating, I'll probably have to keep this in mammary so I can tell all the stupid boobs that I work with so that way they too will stay abreast of this new development.

You sir get a small medal in puns.

Although I will add that I have been taught the ultimate way to get access to viewing a woman's chest in real life.

1) Go to a bar and find a woman that suits your wants.
2) Approach said woman and say "I bet a dollar that I could make your boobs move just by staring at them."
3) Stare.
4) Give her a dollar while saying "Damn, I lost."

This is also excellant.

Orlanth wrote:the conclusions of this study are thoroughly flawed though.

If you're going to review the work you could at least use the actual publication rather than some 'medical' news site. Oh, wait. You can't because it's not real!

If anyone needs me, I'll be doing some field testing, jail time, then more field testing.

To the women's gym!

Chowderhead wrote:If anyone needs me, I'll be doing some field testing, jail time, then more field testing.

To the women's gym!

You can't go to jail for looking at boobs, unless they're attached to a young child. In that case the collective of Dakka is sure to mutilate your corpse.

Chowderhead wrote:If anyone needs me, I'll be doing some field testing, jail time, then more field testing.

To the women's gym!

I'd say you're more likely to need hopsital time than jail time for the reasons illustrated above.

Just make sure none of the girls you attempt this on have access to tractor beam lasers though...we don't need any dakkaites perishing in the name of SCIENCE!

I'm back from research!

I have no manhood, and have had my life expectancy go from 78 to 400. Yay Germans!