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Made in gb
Death-Dealing Devastator




Lord Castellan wrote:Cannon Fodder.


Huh, are these grots or gaunts.
   
Made in ca
Regular Dakkanaut





Imperial Guard, actually.

The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man

htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
 
   
Made in gb
Barpharanges







Chaos Daemons
Crazy , bloodly , angry monsters that fear Matt Wards abomination of a Codex.

The biggest indicator someone is a loser is them complaining about 3d printers or piracy.  
   
Made in gb
Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot






Manchester, UK

Chuck Norris + Extreme Catholicism + Keen interest in archaeology - roundhouse kick = Space Marines.

   
Made in us
Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

Grey Knights: Secretly Black Legion members.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/04 12:08:17


 
   
Made in au
Esteemed Veteran Space Marine





Australia

Maenus_Rajhana wrote:Wave after wave of my own men that I am prepared to throw at them until they reach their pre-set kill limit and shut down.


We can always build more kill-bots!

DT:90S++++G++M--B++I+pw40k08#+D++A+++/mWD-R++T(T)DM+


I am Blue/White
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I'm both orderly and rational. I value control, information, and order. I love structure and hierarchy, and will actively use whatever power or knowledge I have to maintain it. At best, I am lawful and insightful; at worst, I am bureaucratic and tyrannical.
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Made in au
Widowmaker



Perth, WA, australia

BLOOODDDD SUCKING ANGELLLSSSS IN SPAAAACCCEEE
FURRY VIKING IN SPACCCCEEEEE
Mont'Ka epitome of Stand and shoot

Purer than Thou GHOST BUSTER IN SPAACCCEEEE


So far
500 point of
750 point of
500 point


 
   
Made in us
Sneaky Kommando





HYPER-ACTIVE GREEN MUSHROOM SPACE BARBARIANS!!

M: "You are the universe, alpha and omega, the beast with a thousand young, do what thou whilt shall be the whole of the law. NOW GO FORTH AND MUTILATE!!"

"Samus. That's the only name you'll hear. Samus. It means the end and the Death. Samus. I am Samus. Samus is all around you. Samus is the man beside you. Samus will gnaw upon your bones. Look out! Samus is here."

Armies:
:3000 +
Fantasy: Gettin Started 
   
Made in us
Infiltrating Broodlord





Little more rapey then normal Eldar

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx

 
   
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Huge Hierodule




United States

Tyranids: Fat guys at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Hydra Dominatus: My Alpha Legion Blog

Liber Daemonicum: My Daemons of Chaos Blog


Alpharius wrote:Darth Bob's is borderline psychotic and probably means... something...

 
   
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Sinewy Scourge







Dark Eldar-
A bunch of cuddwy, wuvwy wittwe balls of every mental disorder combined, with a love of cocaine, wimmin and fast, flying cars.

Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple!

"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic." 
   
Made in us
Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control




California

Space Marines: Seven foot tall guys in power armor whose shoulders don't work.

Dirty Harry wrote:I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
 
   
Made in au
Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon



Marrickville (sydney) NSW, Australia

ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"


LOL +1 and Sigged if I may

ChrisWWII wrote:"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"

themocaw wrote:I view slaanesh as a giant ball of boobs and genitalia of both sexes.

Edmondblack: There's something about some str10, AP2 blast weaponry which says "i love you" in that very special way. 
   
Made in au
Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought




Realm of Hobby

Retrias wrote:BLOOODDDD SUCKING ANGELLLSSSS IN SPAAAACCCEEE
FURRY VIKING IN SPACCCCEEEEE


SW are not vikings... they are drawn from barbarian (pseudo-viking) stock, but if you read Prospero Burns you will realise this.

MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)

Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is
But we're not that bad... are we?
 
   
Made in my
Screaming Shining Spear






Outdated annoying space elves.

   
Made in gb
Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan






Overpriced plastic crack
   
Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

Sisters of Battle: "Shining examples of all that is good about humanity."


Imperial Guard: "Peace through superior firepower."


Orks: "War through superior firepower."

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
Made in us
Frightening Flamer of Tzeentch





Some dusty place in Texas

Tyranids: Angry, giant, spiky bugs who like to eat.

Warhammer 40,000 Armies:

Warmachine/Hordes Armies:
Protectorate, Legion, Skorne

"Something always fires that light that gets in your eyes" 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut






Vampires in Denial...

 
   
Made in us
Stoic Grail Knight






Yendor

Melissia wrote:Sisters of Battle: "Shining examples of all that is good about humanity."


If I recall my James Earl Jones, I think you are getting the sisters of battle confused with Baseball again

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again. Oh, people will come, Ray. People will most definitely come. "




Xom finds this thread hilarious!

My 5th Edition Eldar Tactica (not updated for 6th, historical purposes only) Walking the Path of the Eldar 
   
Made in us
Despised Traitorous Cultist




Castle Rock, CO

CSM: Space Catholics who are now EVIL(spiky).

Life is short. When I'm around, life is shorter.
~3000 
   
Made in us
Executing Exarch




"We may be a dying race, but we're still better than you!"
   
Made in us
Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel






Boulder, CO

Eldar- British Posh People "La dee dah lah dee dah!"
   
Made in ca
Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord






A very Dirty Santa and his green, one-eyed elves.

Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!


Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.


When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. 
   
Made in us
Stalwart Space Marine




Norfolk, VA

Salamanders:

Genetically enhanced superhumans with a love for burning things and hitting them with hammers while they look for their old father's lost toys.

IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Lord Commisar Wasabi, Catachan 222nd

Check out hlaine.larkin's 222nd Catachan guardsmen unit, and apply today! Take the place of a model in an actual army, see how your model and those of your fellow dakkaites fare in combat!

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/365557.page#2744301 
   
Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

Scratching post of the galaxy.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Wishing I was back at the South Atlantic, closer to ice than the sun

Space Marines (by Games Workshop)

Quick, we've ran out of capital, paint the armour a different colour and flog them as a new chapter. No-one will notice.


Andrew

I don't care what the flag says, I'm SCOTTISH!!!

Best definition of the word Battleship?
Mr Nobody wrote:
Does a canoe with a machine gun count?
 
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el





Leicester

Tau: proving that the Mechanicum wouldn’t know the difference between “technological advancement” and a plasma round to the face since 742.M41.

Space Marines: for when only a genetically engineered genocidal techno-barbarian fanatic can get the job done.

Grey Knights: for when a genetically engineered genocidal techno-barbarian fanatic can’t get the job done!

Ordo Xenos: because weaponised space monkeys are just plain fun.

Imperial Guard: where “choking the guns of our enemy with the corpses of our honoured dead” counts as a grand tactical masterstroke.

Eldar: Considerably better than thou.

Dark Eldar: Giggling, frothy-mouthed insanity seemed like such a good idea at the time…


...and finally, because I can’t believe it hasn’t already been done:

Orks: WAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

DS:80+S+GM+B+I+Pw40k08D+A++WD355R+T(M)DM+
 Zed wrote:
*All statements reflect my opinion at this moment. if some sort of pretty new model gets released (or if I change my mind at random) I reserve the right to jump on any bandwagon at will.
 
   
Made in us
Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot





In the battlefield

Hungry robots: Necrons
The Terminator movie that never ended Terminator 40k judgement day....again...

You are not free whose liberty is won by the rigour of other, more righteous souls. Your are merely protected. Your freedom is parasitic, you suck the honourable man dry and offer nothing in return. You who have enjoyed freedom, who have done nothing to earn it, your time has come. This time you will stand alone and fight for yourselves. Now you will pay for your freedom in the currency of honest toil and human blood.  
   
Made in gb
Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets





Black Country

Orks

MUSHROOM! MUSHROOOOOM!!!

or

Football hooligans of 40K

Apologies for talking positively about games I enjoy.
Orkz Rokk!!!  
   
 
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