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2011/04/03 03:03:27
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Winged Kroot Vulture
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In plain english, in a single sentance. I'll start:
Tau
Blue faced, goat legged, four fingered communist space hippies.
Now it's your turn! 
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2011/04/03 03:04:58
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Orks: Green Space Rednecks
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/03 03:05:10
"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
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2011/04/03 03:06:45
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Winged Kroot Vulture
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SlaveToDorkness wrote:Orks: Green Space Rednecks
Touché salesman. Touché.
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2011/04/03 03:18:45
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Deadly Dire Avenger
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Kroot Cannon Fauder Chickens
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1000 pt. Eldar 
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2011/04/03 03:34:36
Subject: Re:We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Winged Kroot Vulture
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Cannon fodder chickens who FEAST UPON THE FLESH OF THE FALLEN!
haha
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2011/04/03 03:38:29
Subject: Re:We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Stormin' Stompa
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Tyranids: locusts in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2011/04/03 15:49:33
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Strangely Beautiful Daemonette of Slaanesh
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EVIL SPESS MAHREENS!
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2011/04/03 15:52:38
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
ATL, GA
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Lobotomized genocidal megalomaniac gene-enhanced superwarriors rampaging across the stars in daemonically possessed power armor.
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"Better have one flexible neck to be making that shot," Bob said.
"You only assume the Balefire is coming out of his mouth, Bob. In my world, the Heldrake is pooping daemonic fire on your troops as it jets away from their mangled and now burning corpses." -John
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CSM: Black Legion 
6th Edition Scores:
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2011/04/03 17:50:42
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Fully-charged Electropriest
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Fleshy and chitinous, mindless, acid-bags, (with added spikes) who never seem to stop being hungry.
OR
Overpowered space catholic fanatics!
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2011/04/03 17:52:44
Subject: Re:We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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[DCM]
Coastal Bliss in the Shadow of Sizewell
Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.
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An endless stream of fresh victims for everything else in the universe.. plus tanks. 
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"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.
Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
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2011/04/03 18:39:52
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Western Washington, USA
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Barbaric, wolf worshipping, geneticly modified, hunters, and vikings in SPACE!!!!
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"Fire all of your guns at once and, explode into space.." - Steppenwolf, Born to Be Wild
How to deal with young players:
eldarbgamer13 wrote:
Punch them in the face and scream, "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
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2011/04/03 18:48:46
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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"Yea verily, though I pass through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil for I am driving a house sized mass of FETH YOU!"
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
 707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
 Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2011/04/03 18:49:47
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Stealthy Space Wolves Scout
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Vikings with wet dog smell.
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2011/04/03 18:57:44
Subject: Re:We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Fearless, Honourful, Stubborn, Loyal, Angels of Death Guardian Warriors of Humanity.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/03 18:57:56
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2011/04/03 19:12:50
Subject: Re:We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Americatown, NewJersey
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green soccer hooligans with guns n axes.....IN SPACE!
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corpsesarefun wrote:It's funny really, the stronger a human is the more they look like a shaven bear.
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2011/04/03 19:36:15
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Bloodthirsty Bloodletter
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Wave after wave of my own men that I am prepared to throw at them until they reach their pre-set kill limit and shut down.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/03 19:36:44
In the grim darkness of the far future, there are only rules disputes.
 Ellandornia Craftworld
 Heirs to Oblivion
The Host of a Thousand Screams
 The Fighting 54th Necromundan Hive Rats
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2011/04/03 19:49:01
Subject: Re:We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Winged Kroot Vulture
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Luna Dragon wrote:Fearless, Honourful, Stubborn, Loyal, Angels of Death Guardian Warriors of Humanity.
More like Fearless stubborn mega-republicans with delusions of grandeur. 
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2011/04/03 19:54:52
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Freaky Flayed One
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Necrons
Undead robot space zombies.
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2011/04/03 19:56:36
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Missionary On A Mission
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Nuns with Guns!
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2011/04/03 19:58:08
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Stoic Grail Knight
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Eldar
bitter, prissy, elitest, space snobs (HIPSTERS IN SPAAAAACE!)
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2011/04/03 19:58:22
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Cultist of Nurgle with Open Sores
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eldar: pointy-eared space fairies in ku klux klan masks.
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Armies:
 "Hazmarines" chapter - several 1,000 points
 The craftworld "Yal Tir" - 2,000 pts & growing
- Nurgle cultists... coming soon... |
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2011/04/03 20:00:29
Subject: Re:We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Powerful Chaos Warrior
Northampton United Kingdom
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Eldar
Fallen from grace Superior but yet damaged space elves made by the old folk xD
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2011/04/03 20:33:34
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Ceramite armoured genetically enhanced wolf-people armed with miniature rocket firing machine guns and chainsaws backed up with tanks and aircraft and above all a ridiculous amount of explosives.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/04/04 00:13:26
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Tyranids: Nomnom Bugs.
Grey Knight: Army of Takanuvas
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2011/04/04 01:54:00
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Commoragh-bound Peer
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Dark eldar
The most forceful S&M club in space
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2011/04/04 03:50:06
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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We are silver people who kills daemons and doesnt afraid of anything!
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2011/04/04 04:26:01
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Major
Middle Earth
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Teutonic Knights: IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!
Twilight: IN SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!
and
We hold the line long enough for the marines to come in and take credit.
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IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!!!
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We're watching you... scum. |
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2011/04/04 04:40:51
Subject: Re:We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Kult Of Speed: green NASCAR fans
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2011/04/04 06:35:12
Subject: Re:We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Cottonjaw wrote:Luna Dragon wrote:Fearless, Honourful, Stubborn, Loyal, Angels of Death Guardian Warriors of Humanity.
More like Fearless stubborn mega-republicans with delusions of grandeur.
My idea is much better, you make sound like Sapce Marines are bad.
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2011/04/04 10:30:42
Subject: We describe our favorite race for what it really is...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Cannon Fodder.
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The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man
htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
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