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2011/04/07 13:46:37
Subject: You accidently into the Warp.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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One does not simply accidentally into the warp!
I'd emerge as a Boromir 'One does not simply ____ into Mordor!" meme.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/04/07 13:50:55
Subject: You accidently into the Warp.
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I'd wander the warp and destroy the garden of nurgle and then burn down Tzneetch's city and kill bloodthirsters and resist all the temptations of slaanesh. Then I would leave but then get sucked back in.
Some day I will return...
Wait, thats Draigo, I'd probably just curl up in a corner and start asking why the roof is melting.
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2011/04/07 13:54:05
Subject: You accidently into the Warp.
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Emerge having 40k hallucinations ala Sucker Punch.
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D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.'s Night Panda of Asian Lurking |
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2011/04/07 20:47:25
Subject: You accidently into the Warp.
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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I think... the world would end should I come out.
That or the world's oceans will be red and there would be heads everywhere.
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2011/04/07 23:08:16
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Stalwart Space Marine
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If I were to accidentally into the warp, I'd probably wind up having a delightful tea time with Kaldor Draigo. We'd discuss dread knights.
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2011/04/07 23:19:24
Subject: You accidently into the Warp.
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Crushing Clawed Fiend
mansfield,Tx
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After I exit the warp I shall be ten feet tall with GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS and all shall tremble at my might as I blow up pidgeons with my mind and remake a new era speaking seven different languages while riding a gender confused child.
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2011/04/08 03:16:52
Subject: You accidently into the Warp.
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Hellacious Havoc
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Chuck Norris
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 "Some may say that you have no right to kill billions, then again, you have no right to let them live" - Warmaster Horus
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2011/04/08 03:41:39
Subject: You accidently into the Warp.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I think my Sexual Wants will end, permanently....
I would lead a purgation squad of Inqusitiors and destroy the warp spawn!
Of course if this was in real life scratch all that off.
The question is would I enjoy being in the lands of pleasure?
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2011/04/08 04:29:58
Subject: Re:You accidently into the Warp.
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Fixture of Dakka
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The title of this thread makes me angry; put a damn verb in there.
Also, there's no coming out of the warp for us mundane folk.
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"'players must agree how they are going to select their armies, and if any restrictions apply to the number and type of models they can use."
This is an actual rule in the actual rulebook. Quit whining about how you can imagine someone's army touching you in a bad place and play by the actual rules.
Freelance Ontologist
When people ask, "What's the point in understanding everything?" they've just disqualified themselves from using questions and should disappear in a puff of paradox. But they don't understand and just continue existing, which are also their only two strategies for life. |
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2011/04/08 12:08:25
Subject: You accidently into the Warp.
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Americatown, NewJersey
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tavoittamaton wrote:Chaos Lord Gir wrote:I emerge, shrug my shoulders, utter that it was uneventful.
Wake up 3 days later realising I have been turnt into a Sandwhich.
Arthur: Ford?
Ford: Yeah?
Arthur: I think I'm a sofa...
Ford: [pause] I know how you feel...
+1 internets to you, sir.
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corpsesarefun wrote:It's funny really, the stronger a human is the more they look like a shaven bear.
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2011/04/08 13:42:23
Subject: You accidently into the Warp.
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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Dwayne Dibley !!?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
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Apologies for talking positively about games I enjoy.
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2011/04/08 15:21:42
Subject: Re:You accidently into the Warp.
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Guarding Guardian
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DarknessEternal wrote:The title of this thread makes me angry; put a damn verb in there.
Also, there's no coming out of the warp for us mundane folk.
That's part of the joke. To 'accidently' into something is a meme.
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2011/04/08 15:25:45
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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I wasn't aware that to "accidentally" into something was a meme. I just figured like the OP had some grammar issues and didn't feel like chewing him out as I'd met my quota for the day.
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2011/04/08 15:57:24
Subject: Re:You accidently into the Warp.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Lasser wrote:DarknessEternal wrote:The title of this thread makes me angry; put a damn verb in there.
Also, there's no coming out of the warp for us mundane folk.
That's part of the joke. To 'accidently' into something is a meme.
If you have to explain a joke, it is not a joke.
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"'players must agree how they are going to select their armies, and if any restrictions apply to the number and type of models they can use."
This is an actual rule in the actual rulebook. Quit whining about how you can imagine someone's army touching you in a bad place and play by the actual rules.
Freelance Ontologist
When people ask, "What's the point in understanding everything?" they've just disqualified themselves from using questions and should disappear in a puff of paradox. But they don't understand and just continue existing, which are also their only two strategies for life. |
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2011/04/12 03:51:26
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Hellacious Havoc
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I still say Chuck Norris
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"Some may say that you have no right to kill billions, then again, you have no right to let them live" - Warmaster Horus
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2011/04/12 03:52:40
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Student Curious About Xenos
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Hey look a squa.......................
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2011/04/12 03:55:48
Subject: You accidently into the Warp.
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Hellacious Havoc
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AND ITS GONE!
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"Some may say that you have no right to kill billions, then again, you have no right to let them live" - Warmaster Horus
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