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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 05:43:32
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Paladin of the Wall
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bigmek35 wrote:HOLY $H!T HES HUGE! (no 'thats what she said quotes' allowed)
She said that. Hey its not "thats what she said".
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Badork Magthugs 2000Pts WAAAGH Wins: 23 Loses: 4 Draws: 4
Ork Tournament Wins: 2
Purge the Unclean 5000Pts Wins: 33 Loses: 7 Draws: 5
Castellan Crowe used to be good, then he took a Lascannon to the face. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 05:44:06
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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It's immature, but I know you were thinking it but..
What's it like... well.. it must be weird when they....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 05:49:34
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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How does he wipe his ass?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 06:48:12
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Fafnir wrote:How does he wipe his ass?
See the dog?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 09:13:47
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Fully-charged Electropriest
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cadbren wrote:Fafnir wrote:How does he wipe his ass?
See the dog?
LOL
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 10:22:37
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
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htj wrote:How is that man alive? How does he not tear himself apart when he walks?
God, I hope he drives a mini.
Man, that made me laugh - it's like Mr. Incredible getting into that tiny old car
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 12:27:35
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Stealthy Grot Snipa
Right behind you. No, really.
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Yeah. What do you think that guy weighs? Like 400?
His bench is probably at like 600 lol.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 14:03:52
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Photoshop is a wunderful thing. Really, it is. In this case, it's hard to tell if he's roiding, photo'd, or just buff. I'm also wondering... how much would he need to eat just to keep living? I mean, look at him!
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 14:41:13
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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bigmek35 wrote:HOLY $H!T HES HUGE! (no 'thats what she said quotes' allowed)
That's what HE said.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 15:08:44
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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The Hammer of Witches
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Platuan4th wrote:bigmek35 wrote:HOLY $H!T HES HUGE! (no 'thats what she said quotes' allowed)
That's what HE said.
Well, that's understandable. High Elves are pretty slim, after all.
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DC:80SG+M+B+I+Pw40k97#+D+A++/wWD190R++T(S)DM+
htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 15:16:36
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 18:34:30
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Took you that long, eh?
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 18:55:00
Subject: Re:Real life Space Marine?
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Dakka Veteran
Eye of Terra.
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The Canis Loofah or Canus Loofah is especially bred by the Mechanicum to assist Space Marines with personal hygiene.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 19:04:17
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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The funny thing is that he is actually a strong man. Because body builders, for their size, are not very strong. They focus on definition and tone, rather than strength. This man could be in strong man competitions, because he isn't very cut. Therefore, he is probably as strong as he looks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 20:13:24
Subject: Real life Space Marine?
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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...noce logic... I guess... he could probably beat you down either way.
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YOU ALL!
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
Tyr Redfang's Great Company
: The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/05/01 20:26:09
Subject: Re:Real life Space Marine?
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Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot
Indiana
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I can see it.
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My Armies:
- Death Wing and Green Wing
- Tacticals and Devastators
- Retired
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