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Blacksails wrote:

Void__Dragon wrote:I strip naked and paint myself as the Nightbringer.

Nothing is more intimidating than that.

Now that's funny...and intimidating.

I'm a little more on the disturbed side.

Commisar Wolfie wrote:

Blacksails wrote:

Void__Dragon wrote:I strip naked and paint myself as the Nightbringer.

Nothing is more intimidating than that.

Now that's funny...and intimidating.

I'm a little more on the disturbed side.

I could regret this, and I deeply apologise in advance if I get called, but Pics or it didn't happen.

Grey Templar wrote:

Commisar Wolfie wrote:

Blacksails wrote:

Void__Dragon wrote:I strip naked and paint myself as the Nightbringer.

Nothing is more intimidating than that.

Now that's funny...and intimidating.

I'm a little more on the disturbed side.

I could regret this, and I deeply apologise in advance if I get called, but Pics or it didn't happen.

For the love of the Emperor why?

Wait for your opponent to set up. Wait for them to ask if you want to start.

Then, "oh man, you're actually serious."

I'm not much of a taunter, you'll just look all the worse if you lose.

DaNewBoy wrote:When being taunted the best response is, "Just roll the damn dice."

Observe:

Opponent: "I hear your mom is dating Matt Ward."

Me: "Just roll the damn dice."

Ha, yeah, a lot of these seems to assume that their opponent is just going to stand there, shaking at the infliction of such a keen and cutting wit. I actually had someone use the 'gonna be a short game' line on me with a straight face in a tournament. So I glanced at my watch and said, 'I don't mind having extra time for lunch, but you're never going to learn how to play if you just pack it in." He didn't have an answer for that, although, 'just roll the damn dice' could've worked.

Opponent: Alright, 5 wounds, no saves.
Me: ...Phoenix down.
Opponent: What? No!!! You can't do that!!!

Commisar Wolfie wrote:

Grey Templar wrote:

Commisar Wolfie wrote:

Blacksails wrote:

Void__Dragon wrote:I strip naked and paint myself as the Nightbringer.

Nothing is more intimidating than that.

Now that's funny...and intimidating.

I'm a little more on the disturbed side.

I could regret this, and I deeply apologise in advance if I get called, but Pics or it didn't happen.

For the love of the Emperor why?

Because there is always the one person who has a secret fetish to things like that. And now we know who that is.

Currently my favourite 40k one is in response to someone who ha been going on and on extolling the virtues of a certain unit/character.

"Put your models/points where your mouth is."

Approach the entire setup and game in silence. Stare at your feet so that your opponent can see your face as little as possible. When absolutely necessary, speak in a low monotone voice.

Then, towards the end of the game as your opponent is about to do something, say "Oh I wouldn't do that if I were you", while slowly raising your head to meet your opponent's eyes with your best demonically possessed/unholy rage and contempt face. Extra points if you make yourself tremble and actually get your face to turn red. Then, immediately return to you previous behavior of not speaking or looking at your opponent.

"You know warhammer is for kids, right?"

Whenever you take an objective just say "All your base are belong to us"

Look at your opponent's army, laugh and say "I like your list".

gaovinni wrote:Look at your opponent's army, laugh and say "I like your list".

Or say:" Awww cute!"

saintevil wrote:

gaovinni wrote:Look at your opponent's army, laugh and say "I like your list".

Or say:" Awww cute!"

"I assume you are new to the hobby."

At the end of your opponent's turn..usually their first or second....try these on for size:

"Is that it?"
"Interesting...I was expecting you to do more."
"Do you want to call it, or keep going?"
"We can start over if you think it will help."

Dashofpepper wrote:At the end of your opponent's turn..usually their first or second....try these on for size:

"Is that it?"
"Interesting...I was expecting you to do more."
"Do you want to call it, or keep going?"
"We can start over if you think it will help."

Dash, you are an evil, evil man, and I like you.

"Have you always played with dolls?"

DaNewBoy wrote:When being taunted the best response is, "Just roll the damn dice."

Observe:

Opponent: "I hear your mom is dating Matt Ward."

Me: "Just roll the damn dice."

You'll have to excuse my ignorance - but who is this 'Matt Ward' that people keep mentioning/slagging off? and what's he done to deserve everybodies ire? (If the reason is valid I can jump on the band wagon)

monkeyh wrote:

DaNewBoy wrote:When being taunted the best response is, "Just roll the damn dice."

Observe:

Opponent: "I hear your mom is dating Matt Ward."

Me: "Just roll the damn dice."

You'll have to excuse my ignorance - but who is this 'Matt Ward' that people keep mentioning/slagging off? and what's he done to deserve everybodies ire? (If the reason is valid I can jump on the band wagon)

Are you serious? You do not know who he is?

monkeyh wrote:

DaNewBoy wrote:When being taunted the best response is, "Just roll the damn dice."

Observe:

Opponent: "I hear your mom is dating Matt Ward."

Me: "Just roll the damn dice."

You'll have to excuse my ignorance - but who is this 'Matt Ward' that people keep mentioning/slagging off? and what's he done to deserve everybodies ire? (If the reason is valid I can jump on the band wagon)

Sally forth, my good man, humor awaits! http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Matt_Ward And swearing! Lots of swearing!

"I didn't realize you were bringing a 'fun' list, sorry."

"Just as planned..." after anything they do that they appear to be proud of (helps if you have a martini handy. Also helps if you say "Just according to keikaku" instead.)

Dashofpepper wrote:"We can start over if you think it will help."

"After seeing your list, I doubt it will, but you're never going to learn how to play if you keep quitting."

Begin ever sentence you say with, "In accordance with the prophecy...."

ChrisWWII wrote:Begin ever sentence you say with, "In accordance with the prophecy...."

This would be fun. Would make announcing toilet breaks more interesting.

There is one opponent I have who cannot stand it when I make "boy love" implications about things happening in game. I don't wish to be banned, killed and erased from all records so I will unfortunately not give examples. Those jokes might not be within the boundaries of the forum rules.

I pretty much just watch there move moves. If its a smart move I look at it with a disaproving manner and if its stupid i usually try to grimace like his/her tactics are going to work.

The most irritating one:
"Sorry, but I'm just trying to tell you the fifteen different ways I could thwart your plan. Calm down."
Alternatively:
"Go f*** Matt Ward."
Works every time.

Grab a random Yu-gi-oh trap card and just keep it on the table. After every opponent action just slowly tap it, at first in a non meaningful way but if you make him severely pay for an error start to pick up the pace every time you spot another mistake he makes. Really gets to them and at the end you can calmly say 'you fell for my trap card'

If you are a tyranid player, walk over to his/her side of the table, bend over and bite one of their models, proceed to chew on it. when they ask you what the feth you are doing, start growling, then spit the pieces onto the player. Great intimidation tactic!

jk, that would be mean. I'm usually very polite, but i do like that demonic possession one. that would be epic!

"im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of bubble gum"

I have found out that taunting dont help, personaly I think it says more about the person using said thing than the person beeing forced to lisen to someone say such things. And besideds, you look like a complet fool after I have beaten you