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2011/07/05 22:47:36
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
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I'm not the sort to taunt either, and as I'm a noob to the hobby I probably shouldn't.
That being said, I did turn up at my FLGS last week with my 50+ figure footslogging guard list and jokingly try to pass it off as a counts-as Grey Knights army. The poor kid looked horrified.
My friend Paul had a game with some random guy a while ago. He convinced the guy he had a particularly bad form of colour blindness, and because of the colour scheme he couldn't see his opponents models against the green table.
The guy obligingly explained what every single model was and what gear they had every single time he moved or used them. XD
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2011/07/05 22:55:36
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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I may taunt but I play with people I know and the taunts are more jokes than anything else. They are not meant to harm anyone in any way.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/07/05 23:10:13
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
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"How are you still alive?!" says opponent.
"Because behind these guants there is a carnefex, and carnefexes are bullet proof."
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2011/07/05 23:12:25
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
Phoenix, AZ, USA
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I like to look them in the eye and say with all seriousness, "Wow, that's a nice army! Who painted it?"
A lot of people get really pissed off when you imply their army is not theirs.
SJ
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“For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world.”
- Ephesians 6:12
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2011/07/05 23:17:00
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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jeffersonian000 wrote:I like to look them in the eye and say with all seriousness, "Wow, that's a nice army! Who painted it?"
A lot of people get really pissed off when you imply their army is not theirs.
SJ
That is evil. I wouldn't bother to get pissed though. Getting me angry requires skill.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/07/05 23:26:22
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
Somewhere Ironic
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True Story:
Just before a friendly game, to be played as long as possible before I had to leave:
"My prediction for this game is... You're going to lose all your Crisis Suits."
"Mate, I have one, two, three, four [etc] FIFTEEN Crisis suits"
"Like I said, you're going to lose them all."
"But there's 15 of them!"
"Let's just play the match."
By the end of turn 3, he had 2 left... Then I had to leave.
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2011/07/06 00:14:06
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
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When playing against sisters, "Get thee to a nunnery!"
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2011/07/06 03:54:18
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
Phoenix, AZ, USA
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Oh! We have this nice girl that plays Sisters at my venue. Everytime her Exorcists hit my Land Raiders and fail the do anything, I'd say "Ding, Ding! Avon calling!"
She was not amused. :(
SJ
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“For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world.”
- Ephesians 6:12
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2011/07/06 04:11:32
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Beats making crude jokes about getting penetrated when you lascannon her rhinos..
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts 
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2011/07/06 04:12:36
Subject: Re:Your best taunts for the opposition
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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and lets not even consider taking PFs into account 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/07/06 04:13:50
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Fleshound of Khorne
South Africa (akaThe Armpit of the Devil)
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At least she doesn't play Deamons! Or else you could have said you're going to powerfist her pink horror!
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Ninja'd!
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Fortune may favour the brave, but Khorne favours me!!! 
quote=malfred]I want to take that Falcon and make it pregnant.
In response to Jutami's awesome painting |
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2011/07/06 04:19:20
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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saintevil wrote:At least she doesn't play Deamons! Or else you could have said you're going to powerfist her pink horror!
Oh dear lord.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/07/06 04:20:10
Subject: Re:Your best taunts for the opposition
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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we must stop it
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/07/06 05:43:08
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Shrieking Guardian Jetbiker
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coolyo294 wrote:saintevil wrote:At least she doesn't play Deamons! Or else you could have said you're going to powerfist her pink horror!
Oh dear lord.
wtf am i reading 
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2011/07/06 05:47:06
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Fleshound of Khorne
South Africa (akaThe Armpit of the Devil)
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Sorry guys. Slaanesh whispered and I had to obey!
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Fortune may favour the brave, but Khorne favours me!!!
quote=malfred]I want to take that Falcon and make it pregnant.
In response to Jutami's awesome painting |
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2011/07/06 05:52:07
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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That's ok it happens. Now hold still for your purification by fire for the corruption.
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2011/07/06 06:01:31
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Sureshot Kroot Hunter
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As you are playing whenever your opponent does something say:
"I'll allow it"
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2011/07/06 07:06:41
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Manhunter
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 HERESY!
Automatically Appended Next Post: forruner_mercy wrote:
HERESY!
EDIT: That is directed at The One Who Shall Not Be Named.
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Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
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2011/07/06 08:11:21
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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gaovinni - I often did something similar with my bezerkers, especially when theyre not getting out their rhino. I usually make suggestiosn about all the blood not just being decorative and them being too engrossed to notice whats going on
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2011/07/06 08:43:07
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Before assaulting a squad of guardsmen with assault terminators:
Me: "That squad is not straight, is it?"
Him: "What?!"
Me: "Oh well. Doesn't matter. They'll be forced to bend over before the pounding anyway."
One other time he (the same opponent) had taken out two of my squads almost completely. Only the power fist sergeants were left and managed to reach the enemy unharmed. The other one taking down two Russes and the other one took down a Lord Comissar and the squad (well, what was left of it) he was attached to.
Him: "Why didn't they get shot..."
Me: "You secretly rolled bad results because you was looking towards the fisting of your comissar and guardsmen and not to metion the penetration of the rear armor."
Him: "Just... how do you always... come up with..."
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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2011/07/06 15:32:57
Subject: Re:Your best taunts for the opposition
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Fixture of Dakka
Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents
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Actually, I don't taunt opponents - my earlier suggestions are just mental....fun.
But aside from those, another one would be:
"Want to trade armies for this game? Might keep you on the table longer."
In answer to why my army is under points: "Trust me, you don't want a fair fight."
After my deployment when my opponent says "Man, that's a lot of venoms, what am I supposed to do?" I say, "Die gracefully."
When playing against Eldar with DE: "I love this matchup! Awesome Eldar.....vs prissy Eldar"
When playing against Space Wolves: "I must have killed your entire Chapter by now."
There are many, many more.
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2011/07/06 19:00:46
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Nurgle Veteran Marine with the Flu
Norwich - England - usually in the pub
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gaovinni wrote:monkeyh wrote:DaNewBoy wrote:When being taunted the best response is, "Just roll the damn dice."
Observe:
Opponent: "I hear your mom is dating Matt Ward."
Me: "Just roll the damn dice."
You'll have to excuse my ignorance - but who is this 'Matt Ward' that people keep mentioning/slagging off? and what's he done to deserve everybodies ire? (If the reason is valid I can jump on the band wagon)
Are you serious? You do not know who he is?
Damn him! - I hate him and I didn't even realise it!
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2011/07/07 01:52:50
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Allright, get your army set already. Oh, wait, that's your army? Oh, nothing, no reason. Just... Nevermind.
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DR:90-SG+M--B--I--Pw40k11#-D++A--/mWD-R+T(F)DM+
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2011/07/07 02:26:23
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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ChrisWWII wrote:Begin ever sentence you say with, "In accordance with the prophecy...."
This should just be a rule for life in general.
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"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2011/07/07 02:36:23
Subject: Your best taunts for the opposition
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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I can be heard screaming DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR multiple times during games.
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1,000 pts 27-8-10
15 pts 0-0-0
1,000 pts 3-1-0
Altansar -7k
Black Legion - 4k
