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2011/07/24 21:18:21
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Well, if the guys on "Deadliest Catch" are stumped...I just don't know what to think.
Whatever it is, let's catch it and toss it on the grill.
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2011/07/24 21:22:25
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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FITZZ wrote: Whatever it is, let's catch it and toss it on the grill.
This. I wonder what Nessie's North American cousin tastes like fried... 
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2011/07/24 21:27:11
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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WARORK93 wrote:FITZZ wrote: Whatever it is, let's catch it and toss it on the grill.
This. I wonder what Nessie's North American cousin tastes like fried...
...Just like chicken of course. 
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2011/07/24 21:28:38
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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FITZZ wrote:WARORK93 wrote:FITZZ wrote: Whatever it is, let's catch it and toss it on the grill.
This. I wonder what Nessie's North American cousin tastes like fried...
...Just like chicken of course.
I hate chicken 
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2011/07/24 21:29:44
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
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That is the real mystery in life...
Why does any exotic food always taste like I say taste like chicken
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2011/07/24 21:32:06
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:That is the real mystery in life...
Why does any exotic food always taste like I say taste like chicken
Easily identifiable flavor when offering a discreption of taste I suppose...
More often than not though the meat that was supposed to taste " Just like chicken" rarely does
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2011/07/24 21:37:03
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Most likely it's because chicken has a very bland, generic taste without specific preparations.
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2011/07/24 23:11:19
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Kanluwen wrote:Most likely it's because chicken has a very bland, generic taste without specific preparations.
That true of most farmed meat. Steak without seasoning is...tepid.
If you want real flavor you need game. Such as the ever delicious alligator, or rattlesnake.
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2011/07/24 23:13:22
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Or meat that hasn't been industrially farmed.
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2011/07/24 23:14:00
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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FITZZ wrote:
...Just like chicken of course.
Jessica Simpson was right! Nessie is the chicken of the sea. Automatically Appended Next Post: corpsesarefun wrote:Or meat that hasn't been industrially farmed.
Yeah, I should have included "industrial" in there.
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2011/07/25 00:49:21
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Preacher of the Emperor
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It's a GUNDAM!
Or y'know. Maybe it's crab people.
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2011/07/25 00:51:34
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Zefig wrote:It's a GUNDAM!
Or y'know. Maybe it's crab people.
people that have crabs or people that are crabs?
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/25 00:53:54
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Zefig wrote:It's a GUNDAM!
Or y'know. Maybe it's crab people.
people that have crabs or people that are crabs?
Yes.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2011/07/25 01:00:26
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Veteran ORC
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Ahtman wrote:lord commissar klimino wrote:Zefig wrote:It's a GUNDAM!
Or y'know. Maybe it's crab people.
people that have crabs or people that are crabs?
Yes.
I think Moral would go down because of Crab People, much like the effects of Fish People.
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2011/07/25 01:01:17
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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CRAB PEOPLE.
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2011/07/25 01:02:26
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Veteran ORC
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coolyo294 wrote:
CRAB PEOPLE.
Oh, so a break in moral couldn't POSSIBLY come from Fish People like what it does with Crab People? (PotC....)
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2011/07/25 01:04:06
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Preacher of the Emperor
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coolyo294 wrote:
CRAB PEOPLE.
Bingo.
But they have crabs too. Why not.
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2011/07/25 01:04:12
Subject: Re:Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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You know, I bet this would work just fine with Crab People as well...
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Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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2011/07/25 01:12:46
Subject: Re:Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Veteran ORC
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FITZZ wrote: You know, I bet this would work just fine with Crab People as well...
I'm not sure.... Is Homo Crustaceous canabalism? Is there enough People in Crab People?
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2011/07/25 01:14:00
Subject: Re:Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Slarg232 wrote:FITZZ wrote: You know, I bet this would work just fine with Crab People as well...
I'm not sure.... Is Homo Crustaceous canabalism? Is there enough People in Crab People?
it depends? are they intelligent? its only bad if their intelligent.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/25 01:17:05
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Soylent Krab sticks are...Crab People!
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2011/07/25 01:21:07
Subject: Re:Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Slarg232 wrote:FITZZ wrote: You know, I bet this would work just fine with Crab People as well...
I'm not sure.... Is Homo Crustaceous canabalism? Is there enough People in Crab People?
it depends? are they intelligent? its only bad if their intelligent.
Nope, Intelligent or rock stupid...I say dump 'em in the pot, they'll go good with the spicy Alaskan sea monster... 
On a more OT note, I was thinking that I have been watching " footage" of " sea monsters" since I was six years old...you would think that in the past thirty five years someone would have gotten something a bit more "conclusive" on film.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/07/25 01:30:05
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Fixture of Dakka
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The article ends in an ad for a new reality show. Rest of article invalid.
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Worship me. |
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2011/07/25 01:39:24
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
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It might be a reality show with a twist.
When contestants get voted out, they are carted off to the Island of Dr. Moreaux and made into mutant crab people.
Overall winner gets to eat the crab people, but only if the crab people don't eat the winner first.
I think this is a good step forward in reality TV and should have been introduced sooner.
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2011/07/25 01:42:59
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:It might be a reality show with a twist.
When contestants get voted out, they are carted off to the Island of Dr. Moreaux and made into mutant crab people.
Overall winner gets to eat the crab people, but only if the crab people don't eat the winner first.
I think this is a good step forward in reality TV and should have been introduced sooner.
find me a country that this will be legal and the science to turn the people and ill borrow huge sums of money from several banks and get right on this.oh,and people dumb enough to participate.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/25 01:44:57
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Veteran ORC
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lord commissar klimino wrote:Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:It might be a reality show with a twist.
When contestants get voted out, they are carted off to the Island of Dr. Moreaux and made into mutant crab people.
Overall winner gets to eat the crab people, but only if the crab people don't eat the winner first.
I think this is a good step forward in reality TV and should have been introduced sooner.
find me a country that this will be legal and the science to turn the people and ill borrow huge sums of money from several banks and get right on this.oh,and people dumb enough to participate.
Talk to anyone in any major american city and you will find your contestants.
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2011/07/25 02:22:31
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
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Lord Commissae
I take it you are still a spring chicken and have not yet had sufficient time to develop a good wholesome cynicism.
But it is as Slarg said
The world is awash with talentless eejits that wanna be famous
Am sure if we looked hard enough we have a wonderful allegory in transmuting them into crustaceans.
ps Wonder if the sea monster tastes like spriing chicken?
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2011/07/25 02:27:18
Subject: Sea Monster in Alaska?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Lord Commissae
I take it you are still a spring chicken and have not yet had sufficient time to develop a good wholesome cynicism.
But it is as Slarg said
The world is awash with talentless eejits that wanna be famous
Am sure if we looked hard enough we have a wonderful allegory in transmuting them into crustaceans.
ps Wonder if the sea monster tastes like spriing chicken?
Perhaps we should consult Jessica Simpson should the beast ever be netted....she could do a Starkist vs Monster taste test...
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