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killykavekommando wrote:LR cannons have instant death?????

Any weapon with a strength double the toughness of the target will cause instant death. Also you only really need one question mark.

when you're riding a thunderwolf and the enemy walk upstairs.

when as a deldar player you see an IG gun line and dont get first turn

Thanks, Brother SRM, I forgot about that (friggin' broodlord, shot at one with railgun, forgot about instant death)

here's another one:

...when you're about to score a victory against a CSM army and your cat knocks half of your army off of the table

What's a thunderworlf, BTW?
Sorry to ask, just don't know

It's a Space Wolf riding a giant wolf.

Giant wolf... oh yeah, now I remember.

You know that Sinking Feeling when...
...Your Land Raider gets destroyed and your deathstar CC unit is in range of every weapon your oppnent has
...The enemies Land Raider full of Twin Wolf Claw Terminators and Logan gets in range and they charge your 50+ formation of guardsmen
...Tau beat you in CC
...Out of 120 las-rifle shots, only 18 hit, and only 7 wound

You play your Tau.

I play Wolves, and borrow a friends IG when he wants to kill something

You know that stinking feeling when you lose to a tau player when he fielded the SPACE POPE!!!

You know that Sinking feeling you get when you Furioso DS next to a Landraider and rolls double ones with its melta.

...When you realize that you got tricked into buying the worst model in your army (ethereals)

You know that Sinking Feeling when...Your deathstar unit fails every save.

I'm pretty sure that the deathstar one has been used already.
...when you realize that 40k isn't real life.

Melchiour wrote:You play your Tau.

No, I don't know that feeling. Unlike you lot I love playing my space Hindu utilitarian anime robot fish cow people.

...When you see a display board with any typical kind of Mech Guard

killykavekommando wrote:I'm pretty sure that the deathstar one has been used already.
...when you realize that 40k isn't real life.

That one was

Your expensive deathstar unit completely whiffs its attacks.

.... You watch your opponant place 30 models on the table and he says "That's my first unit".

... a CD player DS a big blob of demons (forgot what they where called, i know they are Tzeench align) all armed with breath of chaos right in the middle of your IG platoon. . .

...when 5/6 melta's miss...

elipsesWhen Twin-linked rolls don't make up for bad Ballistic Skill

... When you need to run 2 or more inches in order to be in range for an assault with your fleet units, but you roll a 1

... When your Trygon Prime dies in the first turn from concentrated fire

... When you need a unit from reserves NOW but they don't come out until its too late

... Your the Emperor of Mankind and you hear your favored son has betrayed you

... You realize your Dark Eldar vheicles provide about as much protection as flying cardboard boxes

Your facing an Ork Green Tide player, and their isn't enough dice on the table and the one next to you to finish his shooting phase in one throw.

When I don't even have enough shots on rapid fire to even hit the entire mob of orks

You know the sinking feeling when your playing Apoc and one of your opponets fields just two moddels,

You know that sinking feeling when your opponent says his Tyranids are count as Space Wolves.

...when someone jacks your thread and keeps going off topic.

When you grav-chute your fully decked out stormtroopers, and they get vortex of doom'd.

When you realize that your enemy's guard conscripts are actually proxy lictors

When you realize that you actually posted in the "Beat this unit" thread...

You know that sinking feeling when a Grot killed your Terminator Captain...

...when you realize that you lost the GAME!