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killykavekommando wrote:...when you realize that you lost the GAME!

What is this I don't even...

OT - ...when my 4W captain with Artificier Armor rolls yahtzee 1s on his armor saves...

killykavekommando wrote:...when you realize that you lost the GAME!

I've killed people for less than that...

Sorry, my friends and I do the "game" thing alot, so I let it slip on accident.

-when all 4 of your tanks are destroyed in 1 turn by the enemy's artillery

...when you remember that your opponent's combat squadded Tactical Marines have a plasma cannon, juuuuuuust as they're placing that template over your tightly packed Sisters of Battle, with no cover. A few moments later, you remember their other tactical squad ALSO has a plasma cannon.

15 were removed as casualties from those two shots, if you were curious.

When you realize that your eldar guardian's shuriken catipults can be outgunned by a tau pulse pistol

.when you come across ANOtHER pointless thread.

Snickerdoodle wrote:.when you come across ANOtHER pointless thread.

When you open that finecast blister...

When you purchase that finecast blister...

When you found out Games Workshop switched to finecast instead of metal...

...when you come across someone like Snickerdoodle who only wants to "crap on your cornflakes"

...when you go to a section of a forum site trying to find threads that are pointless just to let everyone know that they're pointless when everyone in the thread already knows and are joining in the thread because sometimes its just fun to do something random with others from the hobby, especially when you are in an area with few people to share humour like this with.

...when you roll a double six on the Seer Council's Fortune test.
...when you roll a double one on just about any other roll.
...when you realise that most of your army was bought at the local GW store and that shipping from most independent UK retailers to your country is free.

You know that sinking feeling when you're putting down a table, feel some resistance, feel that resistance suddenly disappear as the table's legs slam noisily to the floor, accompanied by a sound that seems like plastic getting crunched?

Yeah, that's what happened tonight. The first words out of my mouth were, "What got crushed?" I was fortunate that all that had happened was a box of Nids had overturned, flipped by the table's leg coming down on a 5 dollar plastic crater underneath said box - but on top of another box. No damage... Thank the dice gods.

You know that sinking feeling when Draigo and his Termies make if across the board at 75% unit strength.

When your opponent breaks out into dance... oh wait that's me...

...when your enemy brings out a GK army from their case

You Know that sinking feeling when:

1) You think your 10 man tactical squat w/ a power fist in it is going to put a beat down on 8 mandrakes and take a game winning objective. Your opponent inflicts 5 wounds and you fail 4 saves plus the rest of the squad including the power fist wiff. The unit was wipped out the next turn

2) In a 2500 point game of Orks vs Dark Eldar on turn 2 your orky opponent rolls a die and tell you ok Boss Snikrott is comming in. Him and his 14 boys with 2 burnas arrive and manage to hit two large warrior squads with their burnas and assault them wipping out both. Suddenly the whole flank is rolled up.
I have to admit I actually did this one to my friend, the look on his face was so good I thought he was going to pass out.

When your most regular oponent tells you hes just put in an order for another 3 vendettas and a couple more blisters of melta guns.

OT: got a new Avatar!!!!!

You know that sinking feeling when your opponents deep strikes 15 terminators accompanied by Typhus and Ahrimahn......

You know that sinking feeling when ...

You use Gate of Infinity Turn 1 and lose 540 points of your army by scattering onto your own Razorback ...

Whenever I see a Stormraven across the board! I have yet to destroy one before it messes me up (See losses), its not even that I dont have firepower, my dark eldar apparently have some pity on fellow flyers...

...When I realize half-way through the game that the enemy has actually had twice the point value of my army and lied that it was only 1750 pts.

When you realize after a tournament game that you got cheated but it's too late to call.

So you figured out huh
Sorry
when you figure out that you enemy knows you have weighted dice.

mr.power, I was referring to my friend Knox, who will probably barge into this thread at any minute with an angry rant on how I cheated somehow with the stealthsuits during the game where he had over 3000 points of orks against my 1500 point tau army

pinoypower, I helped you write your army list when you were just starting out nids, so I know that you have 1594 points right now

... When you deploy too far forward and your opponent is able to first turn assault your gunline with 3 genestealer squads.

...When your opponet tankshocks all your mysetic spores.

I never tankshocked those, just your gaunts who were out of synapse and a couple other beasties