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2011/10/20 01:56:25
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Andy Hoare wrote a particular book in 2006 which people have argued and caused uneeded flamefests about how to decifer its ambiguous fluff since its release.
I'd say that's quite a bit of trollery on Mr. Hoare's part.
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2011/10/20 10:44:40
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Wicked Warp Spider
A cave, deep in the Misty Mountains
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bombboy1252 wrote:Draigo likes to trollololol Daemons 
Lol,what a troll! Demon primarch? Ha, trolled!
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Craftworld Eleuven 4500
LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
 LoneLictor wrote:I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.
Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
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2011/10/20 10:50:27
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Ghaz trolled Yarrik.
'I will protect Hades Hive!'
*Crashes a space hulk into Hades Hive*
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2011/10/20 11:00:21
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Ghaz also trolled Titan crew when he smashed his bike into Titan head 
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 For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! 
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
 "Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
 in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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2011/10/20 11:10:55
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Yellin' Yoof
Da Mek's Shop...
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warboss tuska trolled the eye
(then it trolled him back)
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 'bought me a deffblasta off rotskrag earlier, nice little killa, just ask rotskrag, hur, hur!
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2011/10/20 11:19:47
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Manchu wrote:Fourth edition Necrons trolled us all about the C'tan pretty hard, it seems.
(Asimo, your avatar reminded me of that.)
Fourth edition necrons? No such animal. 3rd edition and (soon) 5th edition. There was never a 4th edition codex for them. They are the last of the last of the third edition to get redone. Brother Coa wrote:BrainDeleted wrote:Emperor's Children. Instead of participating in the siege of terra, they trolled all the civilians.
This is seriously not funny. People died, in worst deaths, by millions...
Pah! The death of millions, a statistic. The death of one, a tragedy.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2011/10/20 11:45:21
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Brother Coa wrote:Ghaz also trolled Titan crew when he smashed his bike into Titan head
That wasn't Ghazghkull.
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2011/10/20 12:05:31
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Cegorach trolled the Outsider pretty well.
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2011/10/20 12:08:04
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Abaddon's been trolling Cadia for a while now.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2011/10/20 12:08:29
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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SomeRandomEvilGuy wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Ghaz also trolled Titan crew when he smashed his bike into Titan head
That wasn't Ghazghkull.
That's Wazdakka Gutsmek.
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2011/10/20 12:17:09
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Urien Rakarth trolled the Tau when he offered his help against the Nids. He threw a gakload of Wracks, Grotesuqes and Talos at the bugs and saved the Tau. Then he asked for some fire warriors and ethereals in return. They gave him the warriors, but not the ehtereals. Next time he aided them against the bugs... The tau realized the new Wracks were made out of the fire warriors they gave him.
Not only that, but when he asked for more warriors and ethereals and the Tau refused, he called his buddy Vect and the both obliterated a mayor Tau city, taking everything they found to play with.
Vect's quite a bit of a troll himself, but I'll talk about him later.
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DR:90-SG+M--B--I--Pw40k11#-D++A--/mWD-R+T(F)DM+
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2011/10/20 12:34:31
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Vect is the only troll on par with eldrad.
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2011/10/20 12:36:28
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Tzeentch is a pretty good troll. He trolls his own trolls which were set up to troll a troll trolling a troll.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2011/10/20 14:24:06
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Straken trolled a Chaos Lord when he strangled him with a poisonous root.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/10/20 17:39:31
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Legendary Dogfighter
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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Durza wrote:Tzeentch is a pretty good troll. He trolls his own trolls which were set up to troll a troll trolling a troll.
Wait... What?
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"How many more worlds do we sacrifice? How many more millions or billions do we betray before we turn and fight?" - attributed to Captain Leoten Semper of Battlefleet Gothic - Gothic War, the evacuation of Belatis.
If commanding a Titan is a measure of true power, then commanding a warship is like having one foot on the Golden Throne - Navy saying. |
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2011/10/20 17:47:21
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Laodamia wrote:Durza wrote:Tzeentch is a pretty good troll. He trolls his own trolls which were set up to troll a troll trolling a troll.
Wait... What?
JUST AS PLANNED!
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2011/10/20 18:06:22
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Durza wrote:Abaddon's been trolling Cadia for a while now.
Nah bro it's the other way around, all mighty Chaos Warlord Abaddon will conquer the universe!!! Once he get's passed that one place where a single imperial guard planet and a couple of marines just beat him back into the warp going "U mad?".  Though some of the stuff here is less trolling then it is just ass whoopin'.
PS: Coolyo294 wrote: Straken trolled a Chaos Lord when he strangled him with a poisonous root.
cracked me up, where is that story from?
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"Wait... wait... wait... NOW SHOTGUN THAT MOTHAF*****!!!" "I'd
AreTwo wrote: this list is dangerously cheesy, so much so that you might have been playing Chester Cheeto in disguise.
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2011/10/20 19:10:02
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Fire_for_effect wrote: Coolyo294 wrote: Straken trolled a Chaos Lord when he strangled him with a poisonous root.
cracked me up, where is that story from?
It's from the Planetstrike book. Catachan Bites Back - 972.M41
Chaos Lord Ratathrax of the Night Lords invades Catachan. Sending vast anti-plant barrages onto the planet, Rarathrax robs the Catachan Imperial Guard of their most natural defence before systematically bombing their bastion networks into rubble. Ratathrax makes planetfall to enjoy the butchery first hand. Unfortunately for him, Colonel Straken, lying in ambush in a quagmire of toxic sludge, waits for Ratathrax to remove his helmet before throttling him with a poisonous barb-root.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/10/20 19:33:10
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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The most infamous troll of 40k fluff is most certaintly the good Captain Solon
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/10/20 19:36:18
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/10/22 12:35:58
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Brother Coa wrote:Ghaz also trolled Titan crew when he smashed his bike into Titan head
That wasn't Ghaz..That was Wazdakka.
How can Ghaz even ride a bike? He'll fall off all the time because of his Mega-Armor.
Anyway, Cegoratch (the Laughing God) totally trolled the Outsider into eating his own people. The Outsider shortly went mad.
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What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/10/22 15:39:17
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Perturabo is surely the greatest mortal troll in the setting, by fething far.
Dorn: COME OUT PERTURABO YOU SLIMEY GI- hey where is everybody?
Perturabo: *Trollface*
Or
Perturabo: Yo Lion if you give me them siege engines to use against the traitors on Istvaan V I'll support you for Warmaster.
Lion El'Jonson: Wow really? That sounds just fine. Promise me they'll be put to good use.
Perturabo: Oh, don't worry. They will. *trollface*
The Deceiver should be mentioned too, if Cegorach is.
The Deceiver tricked the Nightbringer into eating its own people while also being its own people, and not only came out of this deal alive, but came out better than any other C'tan. What a dick.
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2011/10/22 17:19:13
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Long-Range Black Templar Land Speeder Pilot
Right behind you...
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Yeah, that Callidus assassin trolls Farseer Macha all the time... Just don't ask me how 
And then there is Ursarkar E. Creed, who... wait a second, is my chair a Baneblade?! Creeeeeeeeeed!
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There is only the Emperor, and he is our shield and protector.
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2011/10/22 21:02:06
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Rogue Grot Kannon Gunna
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the old ig Special char: sly marbo... he trolled everything just by breathing.
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 Evil Sunz
 The Dark Pact
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2011/10/22 21:07:40
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Stealthy Kroot Stalker
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Grey Templar wrote:The biggest troll in 40k is Lukas the Trickster, cause he trolled Slannesh big time.
Slannesh, the god of perpetual pleasure and orgies, hasn't a single line about his potency anywhere.
Lukas's fluff consists about how he bedded 12 women in one night.
Lukas wins!!!
Fire_for_effect wrote:Got any details? Not too familiar with Sicarius, though people all over the forum keep calling him a giant d***. I'll have to look into that
OT: Just quickly looked over Lukas the Trickster and he seems to be an ultimate troll (evidence nr.1 "luring a lord of the Word Bearers into making planetfall upon thin ice, resulting in hundreds of Traitor Marines plunging to their death into the Sea of Lost Souls" from the lexicanum), gonna see if I find some more stuff
Then there's the part about him wiring a stasis bomb in place of his second heart. Who ever kills him, in melee anyway, is going to have that smirk on their face for the rest of time.
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2011/10/22 21:30:02
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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Durza wrote:Tzeentch is a pretty good troll. He trolls his own trolls which were set up to troll a troll trolling a troll.
WIN!
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2011/10/22 21:33:51
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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FuryTheBerserker wrote:Durza wrote:Tzeentch is a pretty good troll. He trolls his own trolls which were set up to troll a troll trolling a troll.
WIN!
Xbizit was here it seems...
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What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/10/23 07:52:21
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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The Emperor for trolling the Primarchs.
"OK kids we're gonna head out into the stars and conquer the galaxy!"
"YAY DAD!!! Galaxy for the superhumans and their demigod leaders!!!"
"Kidding kids!!! Here humans, have it back, Tzeentch said he wants a word with me in the labs, back later finish the dishes and conquering then go to bed kids..."
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2011/10/23 08:05:58
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Lady of the Lake
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Clearly it's Tzeentch, he invented it and everyone attempting to troll is simply channeling his will.
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2011/10/23 09:15:03
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Imperial Agent Provocateur
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Brother Coa trolled this forum by getting really offended by a the fictitious killing of fictitious people....
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"It is not the Horrors of war that disturb me, but the Unseen horrors of peace."
http://desertokami.deviantart.com
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2011/10/23 09:19:24
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Inquisitor Cyotle wrote:Brother Coa trolled this forum by getting really offended by a the fictitious killing of fictitious people....
Guilty as charged
The Emperor protects!!!
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For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!!
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
"Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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