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2011/10/23 09:35:57
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Im the troll of 40k.
Thats right, I am Mephiston myself, and I ride in my flagship that essentialy is a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT driven by Lord Castellan Creed.
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2011/10/23 10:21:48
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
somewhere in the northern side of the beachball
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War of Dakka
'Nuff said
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Every time I hear "in my opinion" or "just my opinion" makes me want to strangle a puppy. People use their opinions as a shield that other poeple can't critisize and that is bs.
If you can't defend or won't defend your opinion then that "opinion" is bs. Stop trying to tip-toe and defend what you believe in. |
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2011/10/23 10:39:01
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Xenology trolled a bunch of entire species.
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2011/10/23 10:44:55
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Mighty Vampire Count
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CthuluIsSpy wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Ghaz also trolled Titan crew when he smashed his bike into Titan head 
That wasn't Ghaz..That was Wazdakka.
How can Ghaz even ride a bike? He'll fall off all the time because of his Mega-Armor.
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Correct - but I bet if Ghaz wanted some form of giant bike that he could ride in mega armour he would get one 
Da Mek boyz would be told to get it done!
It may even show up in a future codex!!
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I AM A MARINE PLAYER
"Unimaginably ancient xenos artefact somewhere on the planet, hive fleet poised above our heads, hidden 'stealer broods making an early start....and now a bloody Chaos cult crawling out of the woodwork just in case we were bored. Welcome to my world, Ciaphas."
Inquisitor Amberley Vail, Ordo Xenos 
"I will admit that some Primachs like Russ or Horus could have a chance against an unarmed 12 year old novice but, a full Battle Sister??!! One to one? In close combat? Perhaps three Primarchs fighting together... but just one Primarch?" da001
www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/528517.page
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2011/10/23 18:54:28
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Mr Morden wrote:CthuluIsSpy wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Ghaz also trolled Titan crew when he smashed his bike into Titan head
That wasn't Ghaz..That was Wazdakka.
How can Ghaz even ride a bike? He'll fall off all the time because of his Mega-Armor.
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Correct - but I bet if Ghaz wanted some form of giant bike that he could ride in mega armour he would get one
Da Mek boyz would be told to get it done!
It may even show up in a future codex!!
Ok, that would be pretty damn awesome.
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What I have
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 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/10/23 19:02:12
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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I have to agree with everyone who's said Creed.
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Mr Morden wrote:CthuluIsSpy wrote:Brother Coa wrote:Ghaz also trolled Titan crew when he smashed his bike into Titan head
That wasn't Ghaz..That was Wazdakka.
How can Ghaz even ride a bike? He'll fall off all the time because of his Mega-Armor.
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Correct - but I bet if Ghaz wanted some form of giant bike that he could ride in mega armour he would get one
Da Mek boyz would be told to get it done!
It may even show up in a future codex!!
Ok, that would be pretty damn awesome.
Sorry to destroy your plans, but there's an Apocalypse formation including Ghaz and a lot of nobz, and there's a line about the nobz not being allowed to have bikes because Ghaz feels "it 'aint a proper way ta get inta battle" or something like that.
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2011/10/23 19:05:29
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Well,  .
There's go that proposed rule.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/10/24 02:50:54
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Armored Iron Breaker
Lookin' fur daemons ta' fight!
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The C'tan Deciever trolls pretty hard.
First Chaplain Erebus trolled Horus super hard.
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2011/10/24 02:52:34
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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Vect. All DE are basically just trollin'. So Vect is King Troll.
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2011/10/24 09:03:52
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Commissar Yarrick is quite a troll. He dies only to stand back up again, and says "You mad, bro?".
Enemy:"What the-"
Yarrick:"You jelly?"
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2011/10/24 21:00:24
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Filipstad, Sweden.
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No doubt the deciever is the biggest troll. +1
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"You have ruled this galaxy for ten thousand years, yet have little of account to show for you efforts. Order. Unity. Obedience. We taught the galaxy these things, and we shall do so again."
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2011/10/24 21:07:36
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Has Urien Rakath (or whatever) been mentioned yet?
He did basically troll the Tau.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2011/10/24 21:28:29
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Rowboat Girlyman and the Emperor, getting the Word Bearer's to kneel before them after flattening the Bearer's city?
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Trollin' an entire Space Marine Legion!
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2011/10/30 05:14:49
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Screaming Shining Spear
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Belexar wrote:Urien Rakarth trolled the Tau when he offered his help against the Nids. He threw a gakload of Wracks, Grotesuqes and Talos at the bugs and saved the Tau. Then he asked for some fire warriors and ethereals in return. They gave him the warriors, but not the ehtereals. Next time he aided them against the bugs... The tau realized the new Wracks were made out of the fire warriors they gave him.
Not only that, but when he asked for more warriors and ethereals and the Tau refused, he called his buddy Vect and the both obliterated a mayor Tau city, taking everything they found to play with.
Vect's quite a bit of a troll himself, but I'll talk about him later.
No, not a City an entire world
But yeah, Vect, Urien,and even lady malys( What helping so much before she rips his spine out?)
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2011/10/30 06:06:57
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Flashy Flashgitz
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My first thought went to Eldrad, however he pales in comparison to Tzeentch... But the real Fluff Troll is!
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2011/10/30 09:03:15
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Cegorach also trolled Lady Malys once, making him a good cannibal troll as well.
I mean he's the living embodiment of trickery and laughter, he's quite literally trolling incarnate.
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2011/10/30 12:44:07
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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CageUF wrote:My first thought went to Eldrad, however he pales in comparison to Tzeentch... But the real Fluff Troll is!
Yea verily.
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PM me if you want me to draw anything related to Warhmmer 40k. I will put it in my gallery for all to see.
WAAAGH! Wazrokk
Salamanders - 2000 pts 
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2011/11/03 19:40:08
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Devastating Dark Reaper
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I'd go with Cegorach. I did quite like these anecdotes from the wiki of the imageboard-that-shall-not-be-named:
1. One day, Cegorach slipped a gigantic whoopee cushion onto Khorne's skull throne, when Khorne sat down, the cushion could be heard throughout the warp, the webway, and the materium, and everyone laughed their fething asses off. At first Khorne got pissed, but as he thought of ways to get revenge, he found the incident increasingly funny and gave Cegorach a handshake, but Cegorach was using a fake arm with a joybuzzer.
2. Cegorach once managed to have a Harlequin slip into the Emperor's palace and sneak a clown nose, a harlequin mask, and a jester's hat onto the Emperor's face and paint him in silly colors on the golden throne and had the image broadcast across the galaxy and the warp. The Emperor quickly became the laughing stock of the universe and more than a hundred Imperial worlds were simultaneously declared for Exterminatus to blam the entire populace for heresy.
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2011/11/03 20:01:27
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Terrifying Doombull
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Abadon and his crusades, but we also have to include Mat Ward.
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2011/11/03 20:33:22
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Kid_Kyoto
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Grey Templar wrote:The most infamous troll of 40k fluff is most certaintly the good Captain Solon
Ah, Solon was genius. I miss his Proposed Rules. :(
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2011/11/03 21:05:07
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Bryan Ansell
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daedalus wrote:Grey Templar wrote:The most infamous troll of 40k fluff is most certaintly the good Captain Solon
Ah, Solon was genius. I miss his Proposed Rules. :(
Is he still around? I miss Captain Trolls proposed rules.
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2011/11/03 21:40:58
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Manhunter
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What were his rules?
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Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
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2011/11/03 22:03:38
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Nihilistic Necron Lord
The best State-Texas
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Apprently Trazyn is quite the troll.
He appeared before Captain Sicarius and told him he was going to vist McCragge and take Rowaboat with him. since, (and I quote)
"He'll be better served in my company, than in yours"
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2011/11/03 22:48:54
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Manhunter
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Lol
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Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
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2011/11/03 23:19:12
Subject: Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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He also has the head of Sebastian Thor mounted on his wall like a buck...
U Mad Ecclesiarchy?
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2011/11/06 04:02:44
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Faithful Squig Companion
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tarnish wrote:the old ig Special char: sly marbo... he trolled everything just by breathing.
Sly Marbo? Really? eastereggs everywhere i go it seems.
On Topic, dunno if this counts but Isador from the DoW game did some good trollin, sorry the extent of my knowledge on 40k is limited.
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2011/11/06 04:21:02
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Regular Dakkanaut
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If you honestly think about it...
Ultramarines pretty much troll every other Chapter with their awesomeness (as per the Space Marine Codex has told me) and being obvious trolls to the Space Puppies, Black Templar, and even those nipple-chastened Blood Angels.
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'We are the force which breaks the enemy's spear, shattering its haft with the teachings of Mont'ka!' - Commander WindSabre, Shas'O O'Shirada before the counter attack against the Raven Guard Space Marines on Tellidan II.
'The only perk from being a Captain is that I get my own private bathroom.'
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2011/11/06 06:32:30
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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StormForged wrote:If you honestly think about it...
Ultramarines pretty much troll every other Chapter with their awesomeness (as per the Space Marine Codex has told me) and being obvious trolls to the Space Puppies, Black Templar, and even those nipple-chastened Blood Angels.
Space Puppies, Black Templar and Blood Angels (probably White Scars and Raven Guard too...) troll the Ultramarines by using the Codex Astartes as premium A-grade toilet paper.
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2011/11/06 11:25:57
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Ronin wrote:StormForged wrote:If you honestly think about it...
Ultramarines pretty much troll every other Chapter with their awesomeness (as per the Space Marine Codex has told me) and being obvious trolls to the Space Puppies, Black Templar, and even those nipple-chastened Blood Angels.
Space Puppies, Black Templar and Blood Angels (probably White Scars and Raven Guard too...) troll the Ultramarines by using the Codex Astartes as premium A-grade toilet paper.
Wrong. Only the Spess Puppies and BT use the Codex as toilet paper. The rest are normal Chapters.
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2011/11/06 12:11:59
Subject: Re:Trolls of the Wh40 Fluff
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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Coolyo294 wrote:Ronin wrote:StormForged wrote:If you honestly think about it...
Ultramarines pretty much troll every other Chapter with their awesomeness (as per the Space Marine Codex has told me) and being obvious trolls to the Space Puppies, Black Templar, and even those nipple-chastened Blood Angels.
Space Puppies, Black Templar and Blood Angels (probably White Scars and Raven Guard too...) troll the Ultramarines by using the Codex Astartes as premium A-grade toilet paper.
Wrong. Only the Spess Puppies and BT use the Codex as toilet paper. The rest are normal Chapters.
Blood Angels are only normal in that they nominally adhere to the Codex. But there is that whole Black Rage gig that kinda limits that potential. Plus, you know, Baal Predators, Storm Ravens and all that.
Raven Guard only follow the Codex insofar as its a useful manual for most things, but they certainly do not revere it like the Ultramarines do. They follow the Codex organisation patterns, yes, but if they need to get gak done, they are more than willing to disregard to Codex to ensure that it does.
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