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Somewhere in the old Necron codex I think it said that the Deciever decieved the Nightbringer into consuming most of their fellow Star Gods. I'm not sure though, so someone please check.


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BrainDeleted wrote:He also has the head of Sebastian Thor mounted on his wall like a buck...

U Mad Ecclesiarchy?


The fluff also makes it sound as if he might have Vulkan.

I think the Salamanders would be quite perturbed about this.

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Space Marines, Orks, Imperial Guard, Chaos, Tau, Necrons, Germans (LW), Protectorate of Menoth

 
   
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Where you least expect it...

Davian Thule.
O'Kais "Surrender! If not for you, then for the Greater Good!"
Thule " The Greater Good is coming at you from my bolter"
(imagine him saying that with a troll voice)

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Eldrad. High quality troll since the Horus Heresy.

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TechMarine1 wrote:Somewhere in the old Necron codex I think it said that the Deciever decieved the Nightbringer into consuming most of their fellow Star Gods. I'm not sure though, so someone please check.


yes, but it got whacked with the allmighty Retconhammer.

The troller got trolled

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Grey Templar wrote:
TechMarine1 wrote:Somewhere in the old Necron codex I think it said that the Deciever decieved the Nightbringer into consuming most of their fellow Star Gods. I'm not sure though, so someone please check.


yes, but it got whacked with the allmighty Retconhammer.

The troller got trolled


He trolled the Necrons into giving up their souls though.

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AlmightyWalrus wrote:
Grey Templar wrote:
TechMarine1 wrote:Somewhere in the old Necron codex I think it said that the Deciever decieved the Nightbringer into consuming most of their fellow Star Gods. I'm not sure though, so someone please check.


yes, but it got whacked with the allmighty Retconhammer.

The troller got trolled


He trolled the Necrons into giving up their souls though.


and then they trolled him right back

although I think the C'tan shards are actually more powerful then the actual C'tan ironically enough. Epic troll right there.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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The Eldar in general are pretty big trolls. With Eldrad and that one Apocalypse Strategic Asset where you can choose 3 models, and when they get shot at it turns out they were never there

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Popenfresh wrote:Cegorach also trolled Lady Malys once, making him a good cannibal troll as well.

I mean he's the living embodiment of trickery and laughter, he's quite literally trolling incarnate.


QFT, although thats only a theory so far.

Well, on DE, Vect has so far trolled 150% of the population, 3 SM chapters, the Kaurava system (the Dais was only a setback...) and pretty much every other race.
But what would you expect?... he's 10 000 years old...

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Painbiro wrote:
Popenfresh wrote:Cegorach also trolled Lady Malys once, making him a good cannibal troll as well.

I mean he's the living embodiment of trickery and laughter, he's quite literally trolling incarnate.


QFT, although thats only a theory so far.

Well, on DE, Vect has so far trolled 150% of the population, 3 SM chapters, the Kaurava system (the Dais was only a setback...) and pretty much every other race.
But what would you expect?... he's 10 000 years old...

So are Eldrad, Cegorach and Tzeentch. There appears to be a theme coming on .

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What about Kharn the Betrayer, he trolls everyone and everything. He would happily knock himself unconscious trying to head butt a planet into oblivion.

Oh and Erebus, and Lorgar right pair of ****'s.

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Ultramarines pretty much troll every other Chapter with their awesomeness (as per the Space Marine Codex has told me)


This is correct, but not yet specific enough. For actions directly or indirectly trolling the following, but not limited to: The entirety of the Adeptus Astartes, the High Lords of Terra, the Eldar, the Tau, the Tyranids, the Orks, and causing aneurysm inducing levels of rage in a good portion of the playerbase, I hereby award the title of "Greatest troll in the history of 40k" to:

Marneus Augustus Calgar.

The SPIRITUAL LIEGE.
   
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Laodamia wrote:
Durza wrote:Tzeentch is a pretty good troll. He trolls his own trolls which were set up to troll a troll trolling a troll.


Wait... What?


youve got trolled!

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Isn't that Daemon in the Eisenhorn trilogy a mega-troll. Cherubel??

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SOFDC wrote:
Ultramarines pretty much troll every other Chapter with their awesomeness (as per the Space Marine Codex has told me)


This is correct, but not yet specific enough. For actions directly or indirectly trolling the following, but not limited to: The entirety of the Adeptus Astartes, the High Lords of Terra, the Eldar, the Tau, the Tyranids, the Orks, and causing aneurysm inducing levels of rage in a good portion of the playerbase, I hereby award the title of "Greatest troll in the history of 40k" to:

Marneus Augustus Calgar.

The SPIRITUAL LIEGE.

Good thing the Chaos legions avoided that trolling then. You'd have to be a tactical genius to troll them.

Ilove40k wrote:
Laodamia wrote:
Durza wrote:Tzeentch is a pretty good troll. He trolls his own trolls which were set up to troll a troll trolling a troll.


Wait... What?


youve got trolled!



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Matt Ward is the biggest 40k troll,

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U MAD, CRONS?

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Ahh the new necrons and their new best friend... Row-boat Guilliman

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In the old asassians codex, there is a story where an Eversor murders 300 chaos rednecks using anything he can get his hands including a spoon.

Also in there somewhere a callidus asassian that eats a renegade governers son by turning into a snake and then walking whilst saying U mad, bro?


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Orks, masters of troll science.

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on the forum. Obviously

Trazyn.

That guy trolled an inquisitor. And like 5 regiments of Catachans.

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thenoobbomb wrote:Im the troll of 40k.

Nope, Chuck Testa

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Sitting in the corner of The Eye Of Terror... crying...

MrTau wrote:
thenoobbomb wrote:Im the troll of 40k.

Nope, Chuck Testa


oh look, another chuck testa joke... noooooope

The person saying this is a chaos lord, NOT an ork
Firaeveus Carron wrote:Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! THE FEWLZ!! We...*Asthma attack* We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!...SSSSSINDRRRIIIIIIII!!!

CLANG! WHAT THE FETH WAS THAT?!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/1709686/
 
   
 
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