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But what if the rats have knitted themselves tiny Kevlar vests with stab plate inserts?
Then they have started to learn...
Ratnarok is nigh...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
or better yet tape them to areas where the rat travels, angled downward, and wait for the kicking chicken noises
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
But what if the rats have knitted themselves tiny Kevlar vests with stab plate inserts?
Then they have started to learn...
Ratnarok is nigh...
They are the harbingers of our destruction.
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
Albatross wrote:Am I the only one who, upon reading the thread title, assumed that they had an informant in the office?
That's what I thought too, at least it turned out be a good thread still plus trying some of the Dakkanauts advice in this thread on an informant would be interesting to say the least.
From the description it sounds less like a rat and more likely a Nutria.
Wiki version
Best bet is multiple cat/raccoon traps. or call in a professional
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
snurl wrote:Try tying a hunk of cheese on a string.
When you run out of cheese, call an exterminator.
What happens when you run out of exterminator?
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
snurl wrote:Try tying a hunk of cheese on a string.
When you run out of cheese, call an exterminator.
What happens when you run out of exterminator?
Get Morgan Freeman to come over and whistle for it.
The rat will climb up on Morgan's shoulder and sit contentedly while Morgan tells an appropriate narrative.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Maybe its something completly different. Aliens. Intruders. Escaped Monkeys.
If you have security cameras in your building you should review the tapes to find out what you are up against.
Have him talk to animal control, they can usually provide a cage trap for free. then just call them once the bugger is caught.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
shotgun. next time you see a tile bend- - rat paste.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
The Council of Thirteen recommends you all, especially JoeyFox, watch this educational video courtesy of the Ministry of Information.
Now click the handy spoiler provided.
Spoiler:
LOOK INTO THE MANDALA AND SAY:
MUST LOVE RATTIES.
MUST FREE THE RATTIE.
OBEY
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Orlanth wrote:The Council of Thirteen recommends you all, especially JoeyFox, watch this educational video courtesy of the Ministry of Information.
Now click the handy spoiler provided.
Spoiler:
LOOK INTO THE MANDALA AND SAY:
MUST LOVE RATTIES.
MUST FREE THE RATTIE.
OBEY
im immune to your colors.
and so....
Spoiler:
lets kill some rats!
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
" -KingCracker
My CF blog 
Lots
- rat paste. 
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
lets kill some rats!