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I don't have much trouble where I live but in My school has some nasty pieces of work in it.

People smoke and do other strange things in all the bath rooms leaving them in utterly foul states, but its not just that. People try to start mock fights and others are just disrespectful donkey caves (Interuptting the silence on remembrance day for a 'laugh') while others are class clowns making fools out of them selves for "da Lolz" or taking days off to play COD.

blood reaper wrote: (Interuptting the silence on remembrance day for a 'laugh')

That's just sickening already, disrespectful tards

Someone started laughing at rememberance day, after the minute silence I Punched him and got suspended

mega_bassist wrote:I live in a college town (Edwardsville IL), and I used to like in an apartment complex FILLED with students from the local college....the worst thing I remember was one night there was a party in the apt above ours. Well, someone from that party started PEEING OFF THEIR BALCONY ONTO MINE AND ALL OVER MY BARBEQUE GRILL. Then to top it off, they threw some beer bottles on the walk-way up to the apartment.

Yeah, I don't miss living there at all.

I used to live in Collinsville, I know a few kids in Edwardsville. Trust me, you think Edwardsville is bad, not even close. Go to Carbondale on a weekend.... the party town where they had to ban Halloween.

No crime issues where I'm at, just noisy school kids who bother me while waiting for the bus fairly near the window.

StasisNid95 wrote:
Concerning my street, it's approximately 1am...and here they are,shouting in the streets and riding their crappy motorised bicycles that are made from leaf blower engines, so far, numerous complaints have been made reported to the local council, but with no avail...I intend to assault them with a wooden dowel and even a toaster if this persists....

Cheese-wire at neck height will solve this problem...

And yeah, chavs are basically upper-class Neds. They are annoying designer shell-suited, thinks-hes-hard-and-owns-the-place, latest gadget wielding little as opposed to Neds who are just shell-suited, thinks-hes-hard-and-owns-the-place, latest gadget wielding little

Around my neighborhood, its pretty safe and quiet, except for my frequently drunken neighbor who is a vietnam vet, and always rambles about fishing and his construction job.

However, about a mile down the hill, it is monstrous. There are a bunch of 'Chavs' as they say in england who always fight the public school kids, and just recently my dad told me that he saw some dude on a skateboard falcon punch a girl in the face in the middle of the street.

The city's buildings look nice, but the streets are filled with miscreants and apish*t teenagers high on sharpies that trie to be a gangtird or whatever they call it.

I come from Swindon where scum ignore such boundaries as age, obnoxious chavvy teenagers grow up to be chavvy adults before settling down in a council estate and having 12 kids that act just like them.

Throw in the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe and you have a rapidly multiplying tide of dregs drinking 20p per litre asda cider all day and smoking god only knows what.

I hate this place...

Ah the animals we call the chavs...

Im still waiting for david attenborough to do a documentary on them, that would make me understand why they do what they do...

The police around here are pretty quick to crack down on any problems with kids (though that's only when someone bothers to phone them ), and have a habit of just grabbing them by the ear and tossing them in the back of their cars (who would you believe about what happened, the kid stinking of booze or the police officer?). Meh, admitedly yes there are those idiots who don't understand that everytime they do something stupid they get hit and that's a bad thing, but they turn in to drug addicts in no time anyway and don't become so much of a problem. Pitty that it seems that the stupid kids have all grown into dumb adults and there's just less people around to stamp some authority into them. =/

Yeah...I hate stupid people. ^^'

My house was egged once. It happened the same day I told the neighbor's kids off for running in front of my car. They were 13 and new better.

I knocked on their door and talked to their dad. Huge guy. Told him his kids egged my house. If they did anything like that again, cops would be called. Go check the fridge for missing eggs and talk to his son if he didn't believe me.

I walked back home and started cleaning. 5 minutes later he was frog-marching his son over, who was in tears and admitted to everything.

Never had a problem with them since.

mega_bassist wrote:I live in a college town (Edwardsville IL), and I used to like in an apartment complex FILLED with students from the local college....the worst thing I remember was one night there was a party in the apt above ours. Well, someone from that party started PEEING OFF THEIR BALCONY ONTO MINE AND ALL OVER MY BARBEQUE GRILL. Then to top it off, they threw some beer bottles on the walk-way up to the apartment.

Yeah, I don't miss living there at all.

I remember those times while living on campus at SIUE. There were a lot of times I was the drunk punk in question, but I'm sure it happens to the best of us. I'm surprised that it happened off-campus though. Of course, there might be more of a crackdown on that kind of stuff if E-ville didn't stick it's collective fingers in it's ears while screaming "We're not a college town! I can't hear you! LALALALALA!"

Dreadwinter wrote:

mega_bassist wrote:I live in a college town (Edwardsville IL), and I used to like in an apartment complex FILLED with students from the local college....the worst thing I remember was one night there was a party in the apt above ours. Well, someone from that party started PEEING OFF THEIR BALCONY ONTO MINE AND ALL OVER MY BARBEQUE GRILL. Then to top it off, they threw some beer bottles on the walk-way up to the apartment.

Yeah, I don't miss living there at all.

I used to live in Collinsville, I know a few kids in Edwardsville. Trust me, you think Edwardsville is bad, not even close. Go to Carbondale on a weekend.... the party town where they had to ban Halloween.

Bahaha, doesn't surprise me. I know several people that went to school there...from that stories I've heard, it sounds worse than Mizzou haha.

About two weeks ago, someone went into my floor's bathroom, sprayed about four liters of cola onto every surface, threw up all over the floor, slipped, and cracked his skull on the edge of the sink.

About a month and a half ago, someone took a crap in every urinal in there. I have to commend his accuracy.

And just last night, I had to remove ketchup packets from a toilet seat before I sat down.


Seriously. I just don't understand.

There were some odious little scrotes spitting onto passers by from the balcony over the local sainsbury's this evening. Lovely.

UK seriously has a problem with antisocial youth. It's not nearly as blown out of proportion as I thought!

nightvision goggles and a paintball gun seem to be in order.

I rememer a couple of years back on the TV they were talking about Chavs...
One kid managed to drink 4 bottles of whine at a wedding. He was 12 at the time.
Another had actually stabbed another kid the same age. He was 13.
I remember a few years back there was an innocent school kid (I believe he was called Rhys) walking through a car park when he was caught in a gang crossfire. The primary (Elementary for those in the states) schooler was gunned down and died. The gang members are yet to be caught.
I wouldn't mind these guys actually doing what they want to do (within the Law) but I wish they would consider other people and how their actions effect others. It's achieved using a mixture of skills including foresight, empathy and common sense (Clearly all of these are lacking)

mega_bassist wrote:I live in a college town (Edwardsville IL), and I used to like in an apartment complex FILLED with students from the local college....the worst thing I remember was one night there was a party in the apt above ours. Well, someone from that party started PEEING OFF THEIR BALCONY ONTO MINE AND ALL OVER MY BARBEQUE GRILL. Then to top it off, they threw some beer bottles on the walk-way up to the apartment.

Yeah, I don't miss living there at all.

Ha, classic SIU.

dogma wrote:

mega_bassist wrote:I live in a college town (Edwardsville IL), and I used to like in an apartment complex FILLED with students from the local college....the worst thing I remember was one night there was a party in the apt above ours. Well, someone from that party started PEEING OFF THEIR BALCONY ONTO MINE AND ALL OVER MY BARBEQUE GRILL. Then to top it off, they threw some beer bottles on the walk-way up to the apartment.

Yeah, I don't miss living there at all.

Ha, classic SIU.

rabblerabblerabble...I guess. At least my Ranken pals didn't act like idiots when we were drinking...ok, not that big of idiots

Honersstodnt wrote:nightvision goggles and a paintball gun seem to be in order.

Check and check.

Nothing major has happened (knock on wood) in my neighborhood.

In college my 6'5 325lb apartment roomy got drunk and took a leak on one of the frat's door - didn't get caught. He also said that another roomate of his (before we were roomates) was a ROTC and brought his semi-automatic rifle home with him. Seems there was a playground next door and a lapse in judgement later the rifle came out the window and a clip full of blanks were fired. Needless to say kids scattered everywhere. Lucky for them they were not caught.

we had what looked like the Russian Mob two houses away from ours. Tons of cars at odd hours and different women every week. Looked like human trafficking and drugs, but no evidence.

They got evicted two months ago, then arrested this month for squatting in the house.

They also drove down our road at 60, and their kids were out of control. Good riddance.

the thing i love about the anoying chavs in my street is thay can do things like count to 7 on thair fingers and wag thair tails.

Wow Jihadin, that is one hell of a story, makes me glad we don't have the same levels of violence in my country...yet...still, good on them for taking a stand when the authorities didn't or couldn't.

That was like in '88. Last guy I fought in school joined the US Marines same time I joined the ARMY. He made it into the USMC silent drill team in DC and some altercation happen and he was knocked unconcious. Was '95-'96. Someone walked up and dropped a cinderblock on his face. He was medically discharged with 80% disability. I keep in touch with since we're both military on Facebook

What is this I keep hearing about obnoxious kids and mormons? I for one think the sound of kids is a melody that is a blessing. Mormoms must be so blessed to have so many children, oh the fun they must have!

whats that....morons....nevermind!



^Link broken now...it was the church lady from SNL....^tempoary fix...

Da Boss wrote:
Also, Chav is the english name for them. They go by other names in other parts of the British Isles.
Scotland: Neds
Northern Ireland: Skobies?
Republic of Ireland: Skangers

Not sure if Wales has it's own version.

Yep, they call them Welsh.

happygolucky wrote:Ah the animals we call the chavs...

Im still waiting for david attenborough to do a documentary on them

[best david attenborough voice]

And here we have the older chav in it's natural enviroment, the Jeremy Kyle studio, as you can see, This chav sports the fabled golden tooth, most likely gained during a teritory or mating dispute with a lesser specimen. It also bears the trademark burberry pattern on the inside of it's jacket, a common mark of the chav.

StasisNid95 wrote:

blood reaper wrote: (Interuptting the silence on remembrance day for a 'laugh')

That's just sickening already, disrespectful tards

And yet you felt the need to use "tards"

Where I live, there are these kids who play their radio/CD's really loudly; you can hear them blasting Katy Perry three blocks over (100% true). It is loud, annoying, and disappointing.

But lo! There is one man who stands against this travesty. There is one man fighting the good fight. This man blasts his Heavy Metal even louder, so that windows shake when he drives down the streets!

Who that man is shall remain a mystery.

I'm pretty sure his name starts with S.

Think it ends with Larg.

I live in a rich area known as Horsham, the only issues are drugs and people from Crawley.

A short story, party happens older brother owes guy a cigarette, he doesn't give him it and he kills the younger brother with nunchuks. I hate chavs.