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2011/11/30 05:50:41
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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SM: For the Emperor!
IG: For the Emperor....
SoB: Burn it for the Emperor!
Inquisition: I AM THE LAW!
CSM: Feth the False Emperor!
Eldar: Live to fight another day.
Dark Eldar: Loving your screams sweetness.
Ork: Shoot Chop Slash Stomp WaAaAaAGH!
Tau: Greater Good, mine of course.
Tyranids: Salad bar is open! NOM!
Necrons: Funky Tut's Killing Machines.
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Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
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0026/03/30 06:16:27
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Posting this blind (not reading anyone else's... curious how close I come)
Tau: Shooty Scared Boxes of Death
CSM: Insane Metal Boxes of Death
SM: Angry Metal Boxes of Death
IG: Bigger Metal Boxes of Boom
Nec: Crazy Metal Boxes with Cramps
Orcs: Crazy Cardboard Boxes of Dakka
DE: Pretty Crazy Flesh Pain Boxes
Eldar: Pretty Boxes of Emo Wandering
Tyranids: 'nom 'nom, Fluff Nerfed 'nom
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/30 06:17:09
DO:70S++G++M+B++I+Pw40k93/f#++D++++A++++/eWD-R++++T(D)DM+
Note: Records since 2010, lists kept current (W-D-L)  Blue DP Crusade 126-11-6  Biel-Tan Aspect Waves 2-0-2  Looted Green Horde smash your face in 32-7-8  Broadside/Shield Drone/Kroot blitz goodness 23-3-4  Grey Hunters galore 17-5-5  Khan Bikes Win 63-1-1  Tanith with Pardus Armor 11-0-0  Crimson Tide 59-4-0 Green/Raven/Deathwing 18-0-0  Jumping GK force with Inq. 4-0-0  BTemplars w LRs 7-1-2  IH Legion with Automata 8-0-0  RG Legion w Adepticon medal 6-0-0 Primaris and Little Buddies 7-0-0
QM Templates here, HH army builder app for both v1 and v2
One Page 40k Ruleset for Game Beginners |
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2011/11/30 09:09:12
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Scuttling Genestealer
Nurgle's Garden of Decay
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GK: pure as pure can be
Squats: freaky little dwarves in space
Tau: look like they're from Japan
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In the end everything is devoured, its only a matter of time...
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2011/11/30 19:14:12
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Hornifex wrote:Tau: look like they're from Japan
Hornifex: Has never seen Japanese people.
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2011/11/30 19:52:53
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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IG: Standing firm, holding the line.
DKoK: Anyone know what 'retreat' means?
Orks: Push da red wun! WAAAAAAAAAGH!
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2011/11/30 20:01:43
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Dakka Veteran
Somewhere in the Galactic East
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Orks: So many uses for Squigs
Space Marines: We're awsome when we want to...
Imperial Guard: Never getting any credit
Kroot: Natural Selection at its finest
Tau: Friends? We've got candy...
Inquisition: Servo-skulls are people too
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 182nd Ebon Hawks - 2000 Points
"We descend upon them like lightning from a cloudless sky."
 Va'Krata Sept - 2500 Points
"The barbarian Gue'la deserve nothing but a swift death in a shallow grave." |
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2011/11/30 20:12:16
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Man O' War
Nosey, ain't ya?
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Space Marine: Super soldiers wearing tanks
CSM: As above but spikey
Eldar: Space Elves
DE: Emo Space Elves
IG: Meatshields
Necrons: see Terminator
'Nids: Space Bug Lizardy things
Orks: Angry green mushrooms
Grey Knights: psyker marines
Tau: communist snipers
Daemons: emotional manifestations of sillyness
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I have dug my grave in this place and I will triumph or I will die!
Proud member of the I won with Zerkova club
Advocate of 'Jack heavy Khador. |
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2011/11/30 21:46:34
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Ruthless Interrogator
Confused
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SM: Sphe ess Murrrhh Eee Nnnns
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Coolyo294 wrote: You are a strange, strange little manchicken.
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2011/12/08 00:22:34
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
A Place
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CuddlySquig wrote:  mindless, ancient spreaders of death Ancient Egyptian robots with attitude
Unfortunately true 
Orks: piles of scrap as weapons
Tau: Overestimated blue communists with Big-Guns
Chaos: Sphess Muhreenz with Demons
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2011/12/08 05:05:33
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
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Tau: The Anime inspired space communists
Black Templars: Catholic marines, always very angry
Necrons: Undead robot Egyptians... IN SPACE
Blood Angels: Superhuman pretty boy space vampires
Sisters: Space Nuns, also very angry
Dark angels: Superhuman emos, brooding and angry
Tyranids: Om nom nom nom nom
Eldar: Space elves, with shuriken obsession
Orks: Genocide is a sport now
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2011/12/08 05:10:56
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Nihilistic Necron Lord
The best State-Texas
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Necrons- Going to rule 40K Universe.
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2011/12/08 05:11:19
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Lurking Gaunt
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Tau: Friends? We've got candy...
By far the best one for Tau! hehehe :3
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>  TAKE THAT JESSE!
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Hive Fleet- Shio - 2358 base pts
DAMN! BOM GOT SOME LEGGS!!! :3
please click my dragon :3
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2011/12/08 05:18:00
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Commoragh-bound Peer
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Necrons: Badass after they were updated
Dark Eldar: Sexy with hunger for pain
CSM: Totally describes my boy friend
Sisters of battle: Little sluts who cant fight
Tyranids: Come near me, I'll bite
Space Marines: Ass kissers to the emporer
Orks: Little retar ded fat green Russels (Jesse will get this)
Daemons: Will never win a game
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Please click on my dragon so it can grow ^.^ |
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2011/12/08 05:23:09
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Lurking Gaunt
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Tau: "Friends? We've got candy..."
Necrons: Qing Wen Ni Gui Xing?
Chaos: Blood for the blood god!
Sisters: A-sexual losers with no lust
SPEICE MARINES: "We are SPEICE MARINES"
Tyranids: Psychic Abilities???? YES WE CAN!
Eldar: Such Sticks in the mud
Dark Eldar: Whips, Pain, Drugs.... the usual
Orks: Big Green Retar---ds with guns
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/12/08 05:27:13
Hive Fleet- Shio - 2358 base pts
DAMN! BOM GOT SOME LEGGS!!! :3
please click my dragon :3
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2011/12/08 06:08:55
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/user/edit/40180.page
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Tau: Crazily crap close combat capabilty
Space Marines: Ha Ha, I have 3+
Dark Eldar: Cardboard armour doesn't work guys
Eldar: Hooray for enigmatic space elves!
Orks: Shoot! Chop! Smash! Stomp! Shoot!
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DS:90S+G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD344R++T(S)DM+
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2011/12/08 15:16:34
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Guard.
Massed ranks of fighting men.
Armour will crush your bones.
Die fast - poor bloody infantry.
Five hits, five wounds, retreat.
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2011/12/08 16:25:46
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Executing Exarch
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Space Marines: Sphess Muhreens in metal bawksess
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2011/12/08 17:58:54
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Yellin' Yoof
Milan, MI
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Orks: We krump gud, but not smart
Edit: Dang it, amandork, Kyran. Just noticed your lists. Guess I kan reed gud tew.
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 Daemons - 400-ish (Wife wanted to paint an army so she's working on this one for me. Yeah, she's that awesome.) |
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2011/12/08 18:52:48
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Stoic Grail Knight
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Space Marines: another special snowflake codex, please?
Dark Eldar: paper mache planes and armor
Imperial Guard: lives? cheap. tanks? also cheap.
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2011/12/08 19:46:28
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
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Tau: Shameless grab for anime dollars
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2011/12/08 20:22:22
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Scuttling Genestealer
Nurgle's Garden of Decay
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Durza wrote:Hornifex wrote:Tau: look like they're from Japan
Hornifex: Has never seen Japanese people.
I mean robots! 
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Hive Fleet Hydra 5000
In the end everything is devoured, its only a matter of time...
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2011/12/08 20:30:37
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Irked Necron Immortal
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In 5 words... OR LESS!!! Hahaha!
Black Templar: Mormons in Space!
Blood Angels: Bram Strokers' "Space Marines"
Chaos Daemons: Hell... in space.
Chaos Space Marines: Space Marines + spikes = Evil?
Dark Angels: Shhh... we have a secret...
Dark Eldar: Space pirates... in leather!
Eldar: Obvious Tolkien Rip-off... in space.
Grey Knights: Silver/Grey... Same difference.
Imperial Guard: Join us and die!
Necrons: Unfortunate Identity Crisis.
Orks: Very bad english and grammar.
Sisters of Battle: Space Marines... with boobies!
Space Marines: No one is that good...
Space Wolves: Werewolves... in space...
Tau Empire: Join us or die. commies...
Tyranids: aliens... in space... oh wait...
Inquisition: No one expects the Inqisition!
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Thousand Sons 4000+
