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2011/11/29 15:20:14
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Strangely Beautiful Daemonette of Slaanesh
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I'll start!
CSM: Traitorous killers with deadly ambitions
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2011/11/29 15:22:59
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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The Hive Mind
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Tyranids: Carnivorous Reptilian Hiveminded Space Bugs
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My beautiful wife wrote:Trucks = Carnifex snack, Tanks = meals.
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2011/11/29 15:24:58
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Catachan: Tiny Plastic Rambo Army Men
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2011/11/29 15:25:18
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Strangely Beautiful Daemonette of Slaanesh
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:Catachan: Tiny Plastic Rambo Army Men
thats the first thing that came to mind when i saw them for the first time 
Orks: Smelly green tough vegetable warriors
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2011/11/29 15:29:42
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I should get bonus points for being monosyllabic.
Imperial Guard-
Lots of men and tanks.
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Ever thought 40k would be a lot better with bears?
Codex: Bears.
NOW WITH MR BIGGLES AND HIS AMAZING FLYING CONTRAPTION |
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2011/11/29 15:32:45
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Executing Exarch
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Daemons - distilled madness given terrifying form
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2011/11/29 15:42:11
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Resolute Ultramarine Honor Guard
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Dark Eldar: Emotionally edicted Space High Elves.
Eldar: Almost exterminated Space High Elves.
Imperium: Unbeatable and Uncrushable Human Empire.
Orks: Savage and Funny Space Orcs.
Necrons: Terminator and Egypt in Space.
Chaos: Ultimate Evil in the existence.
Tyranids: Giant planet eating Space Bugs.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/11/29 15:42:32
 For Emperor and Imperium!!!!
None shall stand against the Crusade of the Righteous!!! 
Kanluwen wrote: "I like the Tau. I just don't like people misconstruing things to say that it means that they're somehow a huge galactic threat. They're not. They're a threat to the Imperium of Man like sharks are a threat to the US Army."
 "Pain is temporary, honor is forever"
Emperor of Mankind:
"The day I have a sit-down with a pansy elf, magic mushroom, or commie frog is the day I put a bolt shell in my head."
 in your name it shall be done"
My YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/2SSSR2
Viersche wrote:
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:
the Emperor might be the greatest psyker that ever lived, but he doesn't have the specialized training that a Grey Knight has. Also he doesn't have a Grey Knight's unshakable faith in the Emperor.
The Emperor doesn't have a GKs unshakable faith in the Emperor which is....basically himself?
Ronin wrote:
"Brother Coa (and the OP Tadashi) is like, the biggest IoM fanboy I can think of here. It's like he IS from the Imperium, sent back in time and across dimensions."
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2011/11/29 15:42:48
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Cowboy Wannabe
London
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SM: genetically enhanced super space men
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2011/11/29 15:57:57
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
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DE: Sadomasochistic Pirates with no armor
Eldar: overspecialized, oversquishy, overswishy space elves
CSM: Incompetent, overblown, Mustache twirling villians
SM: Too cliche to warrant disscussion.
IG: Painting Cannon fodder takes forever
Tau: Like communist Eldar only not
Tyranids: Viscous but untimately not scary.
Necrons: The old fluff was cool
Inquisition: They who watch the watchmen
SoB: Why are you all metal
Squats: gone, which is so sad.
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2011/11/29 16:24:35
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Water-Caste Negotiator
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Space Wolves: Furry Neckbeards who Cosplay Vikings.
Khorne Followers: Blood for the Blood God.
Black Templars: Neophytes are for meat shields.
Tau: Join us or become erased.
Dark Angel Death Wing: WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!
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2011/11/29 16:32:24
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Orks: True to what they are.
Eldar: They could help. They won't.
Dark Eldar: Won't end their twisted games.
Tau: They used to be nice.
Necrons: Clever zombies, here for order.
Tyranids: Nom nom nom. Nom. ... nom.
IG: No armour, numbers win instead.
Inquisition: Fighting darkness with darkness fails.
GK: Incorruptiblest incorruptible supersoldiers of incorruptability.
SM: All want to be blue.
SoB: They used to be tough.
Squats: Gone, which is not bad.
Daemons: Shouldn't really be an army.
CSM: ... DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2011/11/29 16:34:01
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Executing Exarch
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Durza wrote:Orks: True to what they are.
Eldar: They could help. They won't.
Dark Eldar: Won't end their twisted games.
Tau: They used to be nice.
Necrons: Clever zombies, here for order.
Tyranids: Nom nom nom. Nom. ... nom.
IG: No armour, numbers win instead.
Inquisition: Fighting darkness with darkness fails.
GK: Incorruptiblest incorruptible supersoldiers of incorruptability.
SM: All want to be blue.
SoB: They used to be tough.
Squats: Gone, which is not bad.
Daemons: Shouldn't really be an army.
CSM: ... DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
We have a winner!
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2011/11/29 16:37:03
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Thank you  *bow*
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Arguing with some people is like playing chess with a pigeon. You can play the best chess in the world, but at the end of the day the pigeon will still knock all the pieces off the board and then gak all over it. |
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2011/11/29 16:38:14
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Tail-spinning Tomb Blade Pilot
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Necrons - Are you my host body?
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2011/11/29 16:43:22
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Infantry IG: We have so many reserves.
Mech IG: See me rollin', you hating.
Tau: Totally not blue space comunists.
Orks: Mad violent relatively inteligent fungus.
Dark Eldar: Pleasure hounds with fancy rides.
Grey Knights: We are uncorruptible and stuff.
Ordo Hereticus: Nobody expects the Imperial Inquisition!
Ordo Xenos: We want a codex now.
Sisters of Battle: Space nuns with holy guns.
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2011/11/29 16:43:41
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Strangely Beautiful Daemonette of Slaanesh
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SoB: You ain't gettin none son
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2011/11/29 17:12:28
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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One Canoptek Scarab in a Swarm
A fortified bunker deep in the Andes
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ORKS IS DA BEST!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
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Actual conversation from my stats class-
Student: Why is the denominator on that equation n-1?
Prof: n is very good, but n-1 is also very good.
GENERATION 5: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment. |
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2011/11/29 23:58:04
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Honored Helliarch on Hypex
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Dark Eldar: Spikes, Thongs, Poison, and Sadomasochism.
...and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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2011/11/30 00:10:11
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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shadowsnip wrote:SoB: You ain't gettin none son
/thread
Haha
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2011/11/30 00:12:21
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Executing Exarch
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Chaos: Lust, change, rot and rage
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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2011/11/30 00:16:42
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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GW: will they advance the timeline.
(yes I know thats not a army but lol)
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2011/11/30 00:32:12
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Dour Wolf Priest with Iron Wolf Amulet
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Black Templar: Religious zealots need new Codex.
Blood Angels: Rabid dogs in red armour.
Chaos Daemons: Should be in Chaos Dex.
Chaos Space Marines: Space Marines, now with Daemons!
Dark Angels: No one loves you, Lion.
Dark Eldar: S&M space elves in bondage.
Eldar: Rainbow elves with psychic powers.
Grey Knights: Cool options, abysmal fluff rape.
Imperial Guard: Quantity is a quality itself.
Necrons: Finally got some character, baby.
Orks: Da hummies tink they's better.
Sisters of Battle: Nuns with guns need Codex.
Space Marines: Love 'em or hate 'em.
Space Wolves: For the All-Father and Russ.
Tau Empire: Anime space fish with guns.
Tyranids: Is this another bug hunt?
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2011/11/30 00:40:06
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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Necrons: They are undead space robots
Death Korps of Krieg: It's like war didn't advance
Chaos Daemons: Blood for the blood god, all will rot in time, magic fire and crazy fortune, or love and sex and magic
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Kilkrazy wrote:There's nothing like a good splutter of rage first thing in the morning to get you all revved up for the day.
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2011/11/30 00:56:52
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Huge Hierodule
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Tyranids: Very Hungry Caterpillar... from Hell!
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2011/11/30 01:00:46
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Adolescent Youth on Ultramar
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shadowsnip wrote:I'll start!
CSM: Traitorous killers with deadly ambitions
SM: Loyal Death Dealing Super Soldiers
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 3000 points, fully painted
  1500 points, assembled |
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2011/11/30 01:02:57
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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IG: How many Leman Russ SQUADRONS!?
DA: What Fallen? *BLAM**Cover-up**SMILE*
GK: SPACE MONKEYS! WITH LASCANNONS! AHHH!
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DR:80+S++G+MB--I+Pw40k03+D+A+++/areWD322R++T(F)DM+ |
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2011/11/30 01:54:41
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Lethal Lhamean
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DE: awesome
Ork: kustom awesome
Mehreens: fail.
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2011/11/30 02:25:21
Subject: How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Hellacious Havoc
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Orks: We Need moar waaagh Dakka!
CSM: Enlightenment through removal of COrpse-Gods
Tau: Some are equaler then others
Eldar: Doesnt Play well with others
IG: Throw some more at them
DE: torture leather... damn lifes good
Necrons: Guns and decimation of life
Grey Knights: paranoid loons with big guns
SM: golden toilet security force
Nids: Feed me Seymour im hungry
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2000  Iron Warriors 1/0/0 Bloodaxe Orkz 4/0/1
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2011/11/30 02:28:22
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Manhunter
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Corollax wrote:Dark Eldar: Spikes, Thongs, Poison, and Sadomasochism.
...and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Agreed  Automatically Appended Next Post: BT: Holy Crusading Space Teutonic Knights
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Lokas wrote:...Enemy of my enemy is kind of a dick, so let's kill him too.
"Without judgement there is no obstacle to action." ~ Kommander Oleg Strakhov
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2011/11/30 02:36:45
Subject: Re:How would you describe each Race in 5 words?
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Nasty Nob
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Catholic space crusaders screaming furiously
Alien barbarians with quirky weapons
 Elves who dress as animals
 mindless, ancient spreaders of death Ancient Egyptian robots with attitude
space communists who use Gundams
super heroes with big stuff
 Abstract piles of pastel goo
 Blobs of green with ugliness
 Slender, horned, angry and red
 six-breasted, purple and skinny.
 World War Two in space
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2500pts 
1500pts 
, 3000 
and goblin, 5000 Dwarf
5000+pts- Strip and paint project.
~2000pts- 90% painted
