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Come up with a reasonable plan.

1) Go to North Korea.

2) Build and fire Nuke at base.

3) Blame on Kim Jong Un.

4) Dig my way out of prison.

Is Exterminatus an option?

Seriously, tell governments heillegally went off world. they hunt him down and either arrest or kill in him. If he is arrestd poison him in prison.

If I REALLY had to kill the guy.
1: Buy a Cigar and become trained and hired as lead maintenance for this space base
2:Sabotage all escape pod by emptying their oxygen reserves, also by weakening seals on the pods(So forces of reentry would destroy the pod)
3: Plant Bombs in both main power supply and backup power supply (Shutting off all air circulation
4: Setup canisters of CO (Carbon Monoxide) set to replace the oxygen
5: Poke holes in all space suits except for one hidden one (Subject can't escape through airlocks
6: Hire mercenary group to try and attack facility. (distraction and if all else fails they can hopefully kill the guy)
7isable all emergency beacons but one transportable one (So no backup arriving before its too late
8: Upon doing all of these procedures hop in pod with the one good space suit, and smoke the cigar upon being rescued by international space station
9: Play up the fact that you only escaped the terrorist attack by the skin of your teeth
10rink Margaritas on some beach as a famous and free assassin

1. Find a phonebook
2. Call SHIELD
3. Inform them about said evil man
4. Watch them all die

Explode moon.

Lord Magnus wrote:Explode moon.

Then the tides go mental and we all drowned.

Deadshot wrote:

Lord Magnus wrote:Explode moon.

Then the tides go mental and we all drowned.

Just a bit of collateral damage.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Deadshot wrote:

Lord Magnus wrote:Explode moon.

Then the tides go mental and we all drowned.

Just a bit of collateral damage.

Not to mention the sudden change in gravity waves may fling.the Earth out of orbit.

Deadshot wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Deadshot wrote:

Lord Magnus wrote:Explode moon.

Then the tides go mental and we all drowned.

Just a bit of collateral damage.

Not to mention the sudden change in gravity waves may fling.the Earth out of orbit.

Well then, we won't have to kill any more Warlords.

We all.die. I think the point.of assassination.is not to.die or get caught. Otherwise I would join terrorists.

Deadshot wrote:We all.die. I think the point.of assassination.is not to.die or get caught. Otherwise I would join terrorists.

Who said that you can't die?

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Deadshot wrote:We all.die. I think the point.of assassination.is not to.die or get caught. Otherwise I would join terrorists.

Who said that you can't die?

Well I did state you must escape, and fuss try not to die.

So erm, that's a new rule.

You can't die.

blood reaper wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Deadshot wrote:We all.die. I think the point.of assassination.is not to.die or get caught. Otherwise I would join terrorists.

Who said that you can't die?

Well I did state you must escape, and fuss try not to die.

So erm, that's a new rule.

You can't die.

How about if you're already dead?

Then you don't do the assassination and fail by default.

Deadshot wrote:Then you don't do the assassination and fail by default.

Fire rocket.

Whilst rocket is travelling shoot self through head.

Rocket destroys moon.

But you still die so you fail.

Deadshot wrote:But you still die so you fail.

Say that I went to Hades, then would it work?

Are you religiously dead? By human standards are you dead? By medical standards are you dead?

If the answer to one of those is yes, you are dead and fail.

Deadshot wrote:Are you religiously dead? By human standards are you dead? By medical standards are you dead?

If the answer to one of those is yes, you are dead and fail.

Fine.

INCREDIBLY LONG RANGE SPACE TRAVEL OPTIMIZED SUPER ACCURATE SNIPER RIFLE.

blood reaper wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

Deadshot wrote:We all.die. I think the point.of assassination.is not to.die or get caught. Otherwise I would join terrorists.

Who said that you can't die?

Well I did state you must escape, and fuss try not to die.

So erm, that's a new rule.

You can't die.

Sooo strapping yourself to a nuke is out of the question?

OP says nukes are banned anyway.

Deadshot wrote:OP says nukes are banned anyway.

How about strapping yourself onto a Space Shuttle? Go in like a SPEHSS KAMIKAZE!

If yu livethen fine. If not then its no skin off my back. I'll just get the governments of the world to bring him down.

1. Send him Cheese
2. Invite DakkaDakka to a meet & Greet
3. VICOTORY!

Fire several Ford Fiestas into his base, followed by a Rolls Royce Phantom.

Call my buddy Darth Vadar and go visit him on the Death Star. I tell him I have a problem with the moon. He shoots it with the death star as we sit back and sip tequila.

And then die. See earlier.

No I'll live on the death star so I'll be okay. Darth Vadar loves guests.

This is a trick question isn't it? Like the one with the 2 seated car, the best friend, the pregnant woman and the girl you like. When he thinks of something complicated you just say "don't buy hybrid car stupid".

I wait for the dude to get out and pop him in the head.

Can I get a PM about that car or a thread link?