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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Yikes, thats alot of good things we get to enjoy in life
   
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller






The Peripheral

Sure sucks for them though, cleaning while getting stared at. I have no doubt that the male version of this business would be booming though.

 
   
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

Mannahnin wrote:He was saying he doesn't see the appeal for himself, as a dude. And I can see his point. While i like looking at naked chicks, there is that whole "can't touch, only in it for the money" barrier with strippers. If you can actually get a girlfriend (or shorter-term friendly female) to do naked maid work it's much cooler.


Exactly, because at the end of the day, all the maid is going to do is cause me to engage in the activity that follows from being titillated out of any kind of sexual relationship.

So, basically, I'm out some money, and I'm still looking at free internet porn.

That is, of course, assuming they aren't really just hookers or escorts.


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Seaward wrote:I tended bar in a strip club for about a year a while ago. It was an awesome job for about a week. Then it pretty much ruined naked women for me. Not to mention a hell of a lot of good songs.

And drinking.


Inevitably naked women are always ruined. It eventually just becomes about very specific naked women.

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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God






Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways

I'm given to understand that this kind of service is quite popular in Germany.

   
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Roaring Reaver Rider






Warwickshire

SilverMK2 wrote:I'm given to understand that this kind of service is quite popular in Germany.

what makes you say that? I demand sauce.

Nom
   
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh





Norwalk, Connecticut

Hazardous Harry wrote:
Amaya wrote:Prostitution is only legal in Nevada.


And this, people, is what is really wrong with America!


If this is the first thing you find wrong with our country, you haven't looked hard enough.

And prostitution is the oldest profession. Cavewomen did it for finely sculpted rocks and wolf pelts, and Jesus's wife was an ex-prostitute (if you believe that portion of history that many closed their eyes and stuck their fingers in their ears during). Bring on the love (or at least pocket-love).

On topic, while this has the ability to get out of hand fast, it sounds like the owner has a good handle on the situation and it will remain legal. However, somebody else IS going to come along and do the same thing but take things further and get it shut down for everyone. Because people are inherently stupid.

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

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Warwickshire

So the 28th amendemnt will be to legalize prostitution

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Norwalk, Connecticut

nomsheep wrote:So the 28th amendemnt will be to legalize prostitution

Nom


You say that like it has the possibility to be a bad thing...

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.


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Roaring Reaver Rider






Warwickshire

timetowaste85 wrote:
nomsheep wrote:So the 28th amendemnt will be to legalize prostitution

Nom


You say that like it has the possibility to be a bad thing...


I do not see a downside personally, cos then i can move to the states and become a pimp just like i've always dreamt of...



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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

I have it on good authority that pimpin' ain't easy.

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United States

Apparently, Tom also chases Jerry.

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nomsheep wrote:
SilverMK2 wrote:I'm given to understand that this kind of service is quite popular in Germany.

what makes you say that? I demand sauce.

Nom



NSFW link to wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freik%C3%B6rperkultur

   
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Roaring Reaver Rider






Warwickshire

Monster Rain wrote:I have it on good authority that pimpin' ain't easy.


What's hard about wearing purple and putting my arms over two womenz all the time.

Nom


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SilverMK2 wrote:
nomsheep wrote:
SilverMK2 wrote:I'm given to understand that this kind of service is quite popular in Germany.

what makes you say that? I demand sauce.

Nom



NSFW link to wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freik%C3%B6rperkultur


Danke, mein heir.

Nom

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UK - Down South - GB

I seem to remember a European guy did the same. He did also offer an upmarket service operating as a nude push bike rack. I'm sure you imagine how he kept the bike upright....
   
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Princeton, WV

They ought to hire some crackheads for the older ladies that need help around the house. It would go great with the crackwhore theme they got going on.
   
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What I saw when I read the post.
Mannahnin wrote:It's more appealing to guys who don't have much success getting new women to get naked for them, and are happy just for the chance to see alive nude girls.


Read Live as Alive. Couldn't breathe.

   
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Warwickshire

Medium of Death wrote:What I saw when I read the post.
Mannahnin wrote:It's more appealing to guys who don't have much success getting new women to get naked for them, and are happy just for the chance to see alive nude girls.


Read Live as Alive. Couldn't breathe.



Ima gonna take a wild guess and say if they regularly look at naked girls who aren't alive then this business venture won't be something they are interseted in.
   
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Tilter at Windmills






Manchester, NH

Medium of Death wrote:What I saw when I read the post.
Mannahnin wrote:It's more appealing to guys who don't have much success getting new women to get naked for them, and are happy just for the chance to see alive nude girls.


Read Live as Alive. Couldn't breathe.


"I saw a sign reading 'Live Nude Girls', and I thought to myself: 'Good choice.'"

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timetowaste85 wrote: Jesus's wife was an ex-prostitute (if you believe that portion of history that many closed their eyes and stuck their fingers in their ears during). Bring on the love (or at least pocket-love).


Although this has been a subject of debate over the centuries, it is unlikely that Mary Magdalene was actually the same adulterer/prostitute referred to in the bible. It was only a 6th century pope's decision that gave real weight to this idea. Sorry to go off on a tangent.

sebster wrote:
Orlanth wrote:Its a known fact that Aussies are genetically disposed towards crime, we intentionally set them up that way.

But only awesome crimes like bushranging and, if I understand the song correctly, sheep stealing and suicide.
 
   
 
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