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...For once, I don't have a snarky comment to make.

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There goes big government trying to stifle innovation and the job market Can't they just leave the small business women alone.

Would be a good front for a prostitution service.

Amaya wrote:Would be a good front for a prostitution service.

I don't think prostitution is legal in Texas. And given how open the manager is about the whole thing, it seems unlikely.

Prostitution is only legal in Nevada.

Huh. Well, that is interesting. They are naked maids or party attendants. I don't really know what to say...

Amaya wrote:Prostitution is only legal in Nevada.

And this, people, is what is really wrong with America!

This isn't exactly uncommon. When I was just out of the service and job prospects looked bleak I applied at a XXX movie store, a strip club, and a "fantasy" home cleaning service. The day after I got a job doing something with my clothes on both the strip club and the man-maid service offered me jobs. After various gakky employment, including one job as a personal trainer which was IMO just as bad as stripping, I regret not accepting one of those other jobs.

Hazardous Harry wrote:

Amaya wrote:Prostitution is only legal in Nevada.

And this, people, is what is really wrong with America!

WE believe we can regulate morality.

DAMMIT! Why is it, you only hear the easy money making ideas, AFTER its been started?



But thats a great idea really. Hmmm......

Two questions...will they be allowed of Frazz's lawn? and when will Cannerus start working for this company?

FITZZ wrote: Two questions...will they be allowed of Frazz's lawn? and when will Cannerus start working for this company?

Wel the Wife said we need a maid. I'm sure our teenage boy won't object. I wonder if that will fly?

They all look really nice and not at all like your stereotypical crack whore.

Frazzled wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Two questions...will they be allowed of Frazz's lawn? and when will Cannerus start working for this company?

Wel the Wife said we need a maid. I'm sure our teenage boy won't object. I wonder if that will fly?

Given what I know of SWMBO I suspect it would fly like a dump truck from the top of the Sears tower.

Hazardous Harry wrote:

Amaya wrote:Prostitution is only legal in Nevada.

And this, people, is what is really wrong with America!

Thank god someone pointed this out! No i'm not kidding.

Shoot its just like a strip club that offers in home service and dusting. I'd be okay with 100 for that.

FITZZ wrote:

Frazzled wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Two questions...will they be allowed of Frazz's lawn? and when will Cannerus start working for this company?

Wel the Wife said we need a maid. I'm sure our teenage boy won't object. I wonder if that will fly?

Given what I know of SWMBO I suspect it would fly like a dump truck from the top of the Sears tower.

Well she did get a two new Berettas last week. This might be an opportunity to test them out. I didn't say on me!!!!

I think the question on everyone's mind is, Do they actually get the job done?

I dont think the people that pay the C-note gives a gak

Medium of Death wrote:They all look really nice and not at all like your stereotypical crack whore.

Spoiler:

What this man said...

If my house isn't spotless when they're done i'm suing them

Nom

The maids look scary. I don't think I'd ever hire them.

In terms of taking off clothes kind of work, I imagine maid is pretty far down the list. Even a topless barista has gotta have more cachet.

Hazardous Harry wrote:

Amaya wrote:Prostitution is only legal in Nevada.

And this, people, is what is really wrong with America!

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I don't understand the appeal of this, it just seems like a huge tease without the inevitable payoff when a significant other does something similar.

But then what do I know, I never understood strippers either.

It's more appealing to guys who don't have much success getting new women to get naked for them, and are happy just for the chance to see live nude girls.

If the women were a bit cuter, I could see the appeal of the party service. There's definitely a fun decadent appeal to the idea of attractive naked waitstaff, even if you don't touch.

dogma wrote:I don't understand the appeal of this, it just seems like a huge tease without the inevitable payoff when a significant other does something similar.

But then what do I know, I never understood strippers either.

Girls gotta make it through college, man.....

Or pay for diapers. Either one

He was saying he doesn't see the appeal for himself, as a dude. And I can see his point. While i like looking at naked chicks, there is that whole "can't touch, only in it for the money" barrier with strippers. If you can actually get a girlfriend (or shorter-term friendly female) to do naked maid work it's much cooler.

Agreed there, you get the build up AND the pay off. That gentlemen, is called a win/win

I tended bar in a strip club for about a year a while ago. It was an awesome job for about a week. Then it pretty much ruined naked women for me. Not to mention a hell of a lot of good songs.

And drinking.