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2012/04/16 13:14:27
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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A true crime against Humanity. I would rather watch Japanese midget pRon.
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2012/04/16 13:27:47
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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LordofHats wrote:Fafnir wrote:Girls with low self esteem and boys wanting easy blowjobs are going to love it.
Have you watched South Park recently 
Love of quality musicals has never had such a significant meaning in my life.  
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/04/16 20:39:04
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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KingCracker wrote:HIS POOR GRAMGRAM!!!
Laughing sooo hard....
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2012/04/16 21:29:54
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Frazzled wrote:LordofHats wrote:Fafnir wrote:Girls with low self esteem and boys wanting easy blowjobs are going to love it.
Have you watched South Park recently
Love of quality musicals has never had such a significant meaning in my life.
I went to see Spiderman: Turn off the Dark on Broadway, and nobody tried to give me a blowjob. Mary Jane did spend a few scenes on her knees though
......kidding!!
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2012/04/17 09:38:12
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Argh. Miley Cyrus. Ugh. Kill.
A live action Hetalia film, now that would be something, provided they had the balls to include Korea...
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/04/17 09:39:57
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Fixture of Dakka
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The answer is no.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/17 09:41:13
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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The answer is no...to what?
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/04/17 09:49:28
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Fixture of Dakka
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To going to watch this movie... I barely got past 16 seconds...
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2012/04/17 13:16:38
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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Can't wait to see it at midnight opening night!
It looked inspired and innovative in a way few movies can be.
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2012/04/17 13:21:03
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Easy E wrote:Can't wait to see it at midnight opening night!
It looked inspired and innovative in a way few movies can be.
I be there too! Can we hold hands?!
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2012/04/17 13:26:58
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Going to go see this.
Not because I want to, but because my crazy idiot friends will drag me to it.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/04/17 13:29:59
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sure Chowder, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
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2012/04/17 13:41:21
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Hmm late spring trash film targetting the young female audience before the beginning of the blockbuster action summer season that targets the (mostly) young male audience.
DVD inside of 2 months from release date.... HBO two weeks later... OWN 4 months out.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2012/04/17 14:32:13
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
On an Express Elevator to Hell!!
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Am I allowed to say that I thought that film was mildly entertaining? 
At least Jamie Lee Curtis -> Demi Moore
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2012/04/17 14:40:03
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Jamie Lee Curtis >> Demit Moore. That is a true statement.
However, I now have you taunt you, Pacific! Consider yourself taunted!
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2012/04/17 14:45:29
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Mark Harmon was quite amusing in "Freaky Friday".
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2012/04/17 15:26:13
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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KingCracker wrote:Sure Chowder, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Well, it might be a mixture of both...
Shaddap! I like Teeny Bopper Romantic Comedies! Go away! 
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2012/04/17 16:00:27
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Screaming Banshee
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Am I the only one who doesn't mind a bit of brainless trash? It's the same as why I read Black Library books or my girlfriend reads gossip magazines; harmless trash fiction that isn't mentally challenging.
Looks better than Battleship at any rate...
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2012/04/17 19:27:02
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Chowderhead wrote:KingCracker wrote:Sure Chowder, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Well, it might be a mixture of both...
Shaddap! I like Teeny Bopper Romantic Comedies! Go away!
Dont feel bad, I usually end up liking the chick flicks my wife forces me to watch. Im such a fething softy
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2012/04/17 19:44:48
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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KingCracker wrote:Chowderhead wrote:KingCracker wrote:Sure Chowder, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Well, it might be a mixture of both...
Shaddap! I like Teeny Bopper Romantic Comedies! Go away!
Dont feel bad, I usually end up liking the chick flicks my wife forces me to watch. Im such a fething softy
Being old means being able to say "I'm sure its awesome and you and your friends will enjoy it."
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/04/18 01:51:39
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well someday the wife and I plan on buying some land, and raising small farm animals to pass time. So when that happens, Ill be able to say "Gee Hunny, Id love to watch shirtless guy stumble and fumble on his way to winning the super attractive chick thats suppose to be "ugly"' girls heart, but Im going out shooting"
Some day *dreams*
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2012/04/18 05:40:42
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Battle-tested Knight Castellan Pilot
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Squidmanlolz wrote:J.Black wrote:Ahtman wrote:Should we start taking bets on how long it will take to go from Theater to DVD (I see no reason for Blu-ray in this situation) to the guys at Rifftrax releasing an audio commentary?
My money's on straight to VHS.....
Direct to Betamax
Sighs i'm actually old enough to remember the VHS Vs Betamax wars. Sighs.
This movie is going to be a pile of crap, one other question why did god take great people away like tupac, biggie, johnny cash, Cliff Burton but leave Miley alive, I tell ya life just ain't fair sometimes. =o\
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2012/04/18 12:57:17
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ahh Betamax, why didnt you allow us to record more then 60 minutes a tape? WHY?!?
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2012/04/18 13:02:20
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Executing Exarch
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FabricatorGeneralMike wrote:
Sighs i'm actually old enough to remember the VHS Vs Betamax wars. Sighs.
This movie is going to be a pile of crap, one other question why did god take great people away like tupac, biggie, johnny cash, Cliff Burton but leave Miley alive, I tell ya life just ain't fair sometimes. =o\
If you were God would you choose to have Johnny Cash or Miley Cyrus with you?
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2012/04/18 13:50:20
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Castiel wrote:FabricatorGeneralMike wrote:
Sighs i'm actually old enough to remember the VHS Vs Betamax wars. Sighs.
This movie is going to be a pile of crap, one other question why did god take great people away like tupac, biggie, johnny cash, Cliff Burton but leave Miley alive, I tell ya life just ain't fair sometimes. =o\
If you were God would you choose to have Johnny Cash or Miley Cyrus with you?
Oh, come on now.... we all know Miley isn't Heaven bound.... He daddy got her the the same deal he had. The Cyrus' are brimstone bound.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2012/04/18 14:30:43
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Solahma
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This movie is called LOL.
Best trolling evar.
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2012/04/19 21:45:50
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Battle-tested Knight Castellan Pilot
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Castiel wrote:FabricatorGeneralMike wrote:
Sighs i'm actually old enough to remember the VHS Vs Betamax wars. Sighs.
This movie is going to be a pile of crap, one other question why did god take great people away like tupac, biggie, johnny cash, Cliff Burton but leave Miley alive, I tell ya life just ain't fair sometimes. =o\
If you were God would you choose to have Johnny Cash or Miley Cyrus with you?
I bow to your superior logic.... now another question, if god can do anything can he/she ( I am shure god is a women personally ) make a rock that to heavy for it to lift?
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2012/04/19 21:53:03
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Manchu wrote:This movie is called LOL.
Best trolling evar.
I dunno, I think that thesis paper with the entire Rick roll dealy-O on the side of it was pretty fething epic.
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2012/04/20 03:58:27
Subject: Re:The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Wing Commander
Firehawk 1st Armored Regimental Headquarters
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My response:
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""  |
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2012/04/20 03:59:15
Subject: The single worst-looking movie ever.
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Tunneling Trygon
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The antithesis of the movie "God Bless America"
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  Hive Fleet Aquarius 2-1-0
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/527774.page |
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