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Fixture of Dakka






Arlington, Texas

Gaze with terror at LOL starring Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore.





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Zealous Sin-Eater




Montreal

I don't know if I'm now blind because of the horror, or because of the metric tonne of skin toner on that girl.

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Longtime Dakkanaut





Spitsbergen

It's like everything that is wrong with society condensed into a single, foul entity.


And that's just Miley Cyrus, don't even get me started about the movie.

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Legendary Dogfighter




Australia

LOL?

Man Films are really running out of names.

This film looks terrible.

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I made it to 18 seconds. Eww.
   
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon





Tied and gagged in the back of your car

It looks like one of those movies that goes from so bad it's good and then crosses the line one more time back into terrible.
   
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Infiltrating Hawwa'





Through the looking glass

I can't see why anyone would want to spend the price of a movie ticket for something like this. I can immediately guess with 99% accuracy how it ends, it brings absolutely nothing new to the table in any way, it's like...like...how i picture some cheap trashy forgettable romance novel at walmart would read. Only this is about teenage drama.

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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

Miley Cyrus. Instant fail. That is all.

   
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon





Tied and gagged in the back of your car

Necroshea wrote:I can't see why anyone would want to spend the price of a movie ticket for something like this.


You'll understand when you're older.
   
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork






Should we start taking bets on how long it will take to go from Theater to DVD (I see no reason for Blu-ray in this situation) to the guys at Rifftrax releasing an audio commentary?

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Tied and gagged in the back of your car

You guys obviously don't understand the mindset of the theatre going populace. This movie is going to be very, very successful.

Girls with low self esteem and boys wanting easy blowjobs are going to love it.

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USA

Fafnir wrote:Girls with low self esteem and boys wanting easy blowjobs are going to love it.


Have you watched South Park recently

   
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Tied and gagged in the back of your car

Nope, haven't watched it in around 2 years. Love the show, but never get around to watching it.
   
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork






Fafnir wrote:You guys obviously don't understand the mindset of the theatre going populace. This movie is going to be very, very successful.


I don't recall making any comments as to the success of the film, nor did many others. Most are aimed at the quality of the film it seems, not whether you it will convince it's intended audience to go see it. I also don't think there is one set group of 'theater goers', as such. I am a theater goer and I would never go see this film.

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Krazed Killa Kan






Minnesota, land of 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000 Mosquitos

Fafnir wrote:You guys obviously don't understand the mindset of the theatre going populace. This movie is going to be very, very successful.

Girls with low self esteem and boys wanting easy blowjobs are going to love it.


Case in point: the Twilight Saga was a pile of trash, and yet it's made a bunch of successful movies.

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Nigel Stillman





Seattle WA

Women who wear loads of rings creep me out.

Besides that it looks like a pretty standard chick flick, aimed at the pre-teens.


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Preacher of the Emperor






Manchester, UK

Ahtman wrote:Should we start taking bets on how long it will take to go from Theater to DVD (I see no reason for Blu-ray in this situation) to the guys at Rifftrax releasing an audio commentary?


My money's on straight to VHS.....

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Bradley Beach, NJ

J.Black wrote:
Ahtman wrote:Should we start taking bets on how long it will take to go from Theater to DVD (I see no reason for Blu-ray in this situation) to the guys at Rifftrax releasing an audio commentary?


My money's on straight to VHS.....


Direct to Betamax

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Executing Exarch






Ayrshire, Scotland

Straight to DVD? Straight in the trash if I get my way. Looks like everything I dislike in one movie. Yuck.

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Humorless Arbite




Outside the DarkTower, amongst the roses.

Maybe Demi and Miley smoke salvia the whole movie.....that I'd go see.

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Reading, England

Made me almost vomit in my mouth, got around 20-30 seconds in before I felt too sick.

Bruins fan till the end.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Why do they ALWAYS have to add some teen singer scenes in these types of movies? Its almost as annoying as love stories in RPGs.
   
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UK

Thanks for that Can, it was so bad it was funny.

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I would rather watch my Nanna get raped by Gypsies.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Thats just awful Mattyrm, but I had a good laugh either way
   
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Lady of the Lake






Both would create the same reaction from the audience when shown in cinemas. The ones who love it come off as annoying and something you don't want to be around everyone else has left or is vomiting.

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Burtucky, Michigan

HIS POOR GRAMGRAM!!!
   
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Lady of the Lake






THOSE POOR CAMERA CREWS THAT HAD TO WORK ON EITHER!!!

   
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UK

KingCracker wrote:HIS POOR GRAMGRAM!!!




Haha, aye that's a bit of a stretch like, I doubt a gak film and an elderly lady getting gang raped would have the exact same effect on cinema goers.

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Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

This looks like the best movie since Freaky Friday.

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