Woman Takes 5-year-old Daughter Tanning.

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**purplefood**

n0t_u wrote:
mattyrm wrote:
Melissia wrote:
It was 85 degrees outside, she got sunburned

Wait... wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.... you can get... sunburned... at 85 degrees?

In Britain we spontaneously combust into gouts of flame under 85 degree sunshine, like Gremlins!

And gingers!?

They burn if they stand too close to the TV.

Gingers have all the disadvantages of the old Vampires.

They don't have a reflection,
They can stand religious imagery,
They burn in sunlight,
They die if you stake them though the heart,
They die if you behead them...
Yeah that seems to fit...

**htj**

purplefood wrote:
n0t_u wrote:
mattyrm wrote:
Melissia wrote:
It was 85 degrees outside, she got sunburned

Wait... wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.... you can get... sunburned... at 85 degrees?

In Britain we spontaneously combust into gouts of flame under 85 degree sunshine, like Gremlins!

And gingers!?

They burn if they stand too close to the TV.

Gingers have all the disadvantages of the old Vampires.

They don't have a reflection,
They can stand religious imagery,
They burn in sunlight,
They die if you stake them though the heart,
They die if you behead them...
Yeah that seems to fit...

They have an animal sexual magnetism.

Oh.

**Frazzled**

There are some studies now that exposure to sunburn at an early age is a big driver to skin cancer.

**gorgon**

Yes. It's the sun you get at an early age which causes the most damage.

**hotsauceman1**

purplefood wrote:
n0t_u wrote:
mattyrm wrote:
Melissia wrote:
It was 85 degrees outside, she got sunburned

Wait... wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.... you can get... sunburned... at 85 degrees?

In Britain we spontaneously combust into gouts of flame under 85 degree sunshine, like Gremlins!

And gingers!?

They burn if they stand too close to the TV.

Gingers have all the disadvantages of the old Vampires.

They don't have a reflection,
They can stand religious imagery,
They burn in sunlight,
They die if you stake them though the heart,
They die if you behead them...
Yeah that seems to fit...

Um, Im a ginger. Kinda. I like the freckles.
Ande oh god the women. They should have refused her service years ago.

**Chongara**

Seems far more likely a kid stayed out in the sun too long than tanning salon would open themselves to all the trouble they could potentially get in by letting someone put a kid in one of their tanning beds.

**hotsauceman1**

Yeah, the simplest answer are usually the right ones.
But still, to women looks like a raisin.