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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 00:56:51
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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Wow KC your wife has good taste
Edit: If there is the zombie apoc though, ammo for that may be hard to come by...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 01:42:02
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Everyone started taking up archery because of Avengers, Brave and probably Snow White. I'm re-taking up archery in preparation for the apocalypse. Quiet shots and reusable ammo. Thanks, Walking Dead!
And infection?! No drugs except marijuana? Time to pick up that shotgun I was thinking about for home improvements...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 01:52:33
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Im going to use the zombie virus to make super zombies.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 01:57:29
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Why bother? We're talking 28 days later style zombies. Time to start watching it again for pointers...
Going to the park tomorrow to "train"...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 05:58:05
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Zealous Sin-Eater
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timetowaste85 wrote:Why bother? We're talking 28 days later style zombies. Time to start watching it again for pointers...
Going to the park tomorrow to "train"...
Really crappy that it isn't the 'House of the Dead I' variety...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 15:05:30
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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timetowaste85 wrote:Everyone started taking up archery because of Avengers, Brave and probably Snow White. I'm re-taking up archery in preparation for the apocalypse. Quiet shots and reusable ammo. Thanks, Walking Dead!
And infection?! No drugs except marijuana? Time to pick up that shotgun I was thinking about for home improvements...
Yup, in one of the many Zombie Apoc threads we've had, we all pretty much decided that bows/crossbows were really one of the best weapons, pretty much tied with a .22 rifle. The pros and cons make these two equal Automatically Appended Next Post: IronWarLeg wrote:Wow KC your wife has good taste
Edit: If there is the zombie apoc though, ammo for that may be hard to come by...
Yea, that would be a problem. BUT! I have a .22 rifle and 12 gauge that makes up for its rarity in ammo me thinks
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 15:14:10
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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KingCracker wrote:timetowaste85 wrote:Everyone started taking up archery because of Avengers, Brave and probably Snow White. I'm re-taking up archery in preparation for the apocalypse. Quiet shots and reusable ammo. Thanks, Walking Dead!
And infection?! No drugs except marijuana? Time to pick up that shotgun I was thinking about for home improvements...
Yup, in one of the many Zombie Apoc threads we've had, we all pretty much decided that bows/crossbows were really one of the best weapons, pretty much tied with a .22 rifle. The pros and cons make these two equal
Really? Bows and crossbows are some of the best weapons for a zombie apocalypse? The only reason why I'd want a bow or a crossbow would be because I couldn't find a gun or ammo.
I'm guessing this decision was made by people who didn't have much experience with archery or guns.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 15:29:34
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Hordini wrote:Really? Bows and crossbows are some of the best weapons for a zombie apocalypse? The only reason why I'd want a bow or a crossbow would be because I couldn't find a gun or ammo.
I'm guessing this decision was made by people who didn't have much experience with archery or guns.
Bows are a lot quieter than guns, which means that you (hopefully) attract less zombies while out and about. The bolts and arrows can also often be re-used, and are reasonably easy to make up replacements.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 15:32:57
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hordini wrote:KingCracker wrote:timetowaste85 wrote:Everyone started taking up archery because of Avengers, Brave and probably Snow White. I'm re-taking up archery in preparation for the apocalypse. Quiet shots and reusable ammo. Thanks, Walking Dead!
And infection?! No drugs except marijuana? Time to pick up that shotgun I was thinking about for home improvements...
Yup, in one of the many Zombie Apoc threads we've had, we all pretty much decided that bows/crossbows were really one of the best weapons, pretty much tied with a .22 rifle. The pros and cons make these two equal
Really? Bows and crossbows are some of the best weapons for a zombie apocalypse? The only reason why I'd want a bow or a crossbow would be because I couldn't find a gun or ammo.
I'm guessing this decision was made by people who didn't have much experience with archery or guns.
You know the weird thing is, guns are relatively new in the grand scheme of things. How did mankind survive pre friearms?........oh thats right bows  Yea man, they are quite as stated, you can retrieve your ammo (ignoring the fact that might be a bad idea) AND best of all, you can make arrows/bolts out of found junk. Hell even a strait stick with a pointy end on it can work. Guns have a major problem with ammo. If you run out, your out, period. And they are loud. Yes, I will be carrying firearms, but still, I wouldnt count out archery thats for sure
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 15:33:11
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Not to mention, attach TNT to the arrow
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 15:33:40
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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KINDDA throws that whole stealth thing out the window though
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 15:49:55
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Yeah, but they do that in Black Ops, and COD games are otherwise known as 'the civie's guide to realistic military procedure'.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 18:13:04
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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SilverMK2 wrote:Bows are a lot quieter than guns, which means that you (hopefully) attract less zombies while out and about. The bolts and arrows can also often be re-used, and are reasonably easy to make up replacements.
KingCracker wrote:
Yup, in one of the many Zombie Apoc threads we've had, we all pretty much decided that bows/crossbows were really one of the best weapons, pretty much tied with a .22 rifle. The pros and cons make these two equal
Hordini wrote:
Really? Bows and crossbows are some of the best weapons for a zombie apocalypse? The only reason why I'd want a bow or a crossbow would be because I couldn't find a gun or ammo.
I'm guessing this decision was made by people who didn't have much experience with archery or guns.
You know the weird thing is, guns are relatively new in the grand scheme of things. How did mankind survive pre friearms?........oh thats right bows  Yea man, they are quite as stated, you can retrieve your ammo (ignoring the fact that might be a bad idea) AND best of all, you can make arrows/bolts out of found junk. Hell even a strait stick with a pointy end on it can work. Guns have a major problem with ammo. If you run out, your out, period. And they are loud. Yes, I will be carrying firearms, but still, I wouldnt count out archery thats for sure
I'm not discounting archery or saying that bows wouldn't be useful. What I'm saying is that they're not better than guns in almost all cases. They're quiet, but they're not silent, and you also have to be a lot closer to hit something accurately with a bow so that cuts down on the stealth angle, especially if you have more than one target. You'd most likely be close enough that whatever your target was could hear or at least be able to tell what direction you were shooting from. It's true you wouldn't give your position away from a long way off, but if you're facing a big group it's not going to make a difference and you're not going to be taking long shots unless you like losing arrows.
Also, this reusing your arrows part is a bit over exaggerated. If your arrow hits bone, there's a good chance it's going to be done. If your target falls on the arrow, it's going to be done. If your target runs off with the arrow, it's done. Aluminum arrows bend very easily, and carbon arrows can shatter. Wooden arrows break easily, not to mention the fact that it's very easy to lose arrows in high grass or most other kinds of outdoor environment. It might not be that hard to make an arrow, but it's a lot harder to make a good arrow unless you have the equipment and know what you're doing. If you have an arrow that's bent or cracked just a little bit, you're not going to be able to hit anything reliably with it that isn't very big and very close.
And how is an arrow going to kill a zombie? If you didn't hit it directly in the head I don't think they'd have much effect, and then your arrow is likely going to be damaged from hitting the skull and the zombie possibly falling on it. And the average person who thinks bows are better than guns and just picked up archery after the zombie apocalypse started isn't going to be getting many headshots. If the way to stop your (even slowing) moving target is by shooting it in the head, a bow is not what you want if you can get a gun instead.
Not to mention the fact that guns are a lot easier to use effectively and take less practice than using a bow effectively, especially if you have to be making Legolas-esque headshots. Crossbows also take forever to load and you can't easily carry as many arrows as you can bullets.
Yes, it's true if you can't get ammo, a bow would be the next best thing and you could make arrows in a pinch. The point is, if you can get ammo there is no contest, and the arrows you make, unless you already know how to make arrows and have the tools to do it, are not going to be very good.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 18:31:00
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Swords....make sure you wear a face shield
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 22:31:19
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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For the record the only arrows I have ever used when doing archery were pure metal, so hitting a bone wouldn't be as big a problem for recovery
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/06/30 22:44:59
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hordini wrote:SilverMK2 wrote:Bows are a lot quieter than guns, which means that you (hopefully) attract less zombies while out and about. The bolts and arrows can also often be re-used, and are reasonably easy to make up replacements. KingCracker wrote: Yup, in one of the many Zombie Apoc threads we've had, we all pretty much decided that bows/crossbows were really one of the best weapons, pretty much tied with a .22 rifle. The pros and cons make these two equal Hordini wrote: Really? Bows and crossbows are some of the best weapons for a zombie apocalypse? The only reason why I'd want a bow or a crossbow would be because I couldn't find a gun or ammo. I'm guessing this decision was made by people who didn't have much experience with archery or guns. You know the weird thing is, guns are relatively new in the grand scheme of things. How did mankind survive pre friearms?........oh thats right bows  Yea man, they are quite as stated, you can retrieve your ammo (ignoring the fact that might be a bad idea) AND best of all, you can make arrows/bolts out of found junk. Hell even a strait stick with a pointy end on it can work. Guns have a major problem with ammo. If you run out, your out, period. And they are loud. Yes, I will be carrying firearms, but still, I wouldnt count out archery thats for sure I'm not discounting archery or saying that bows wouldn't be useful. What I'm saying is that they're not better than guns in almost all cases. They're quiet, but they're not silent, and you also have to be a lot closer to hit something accurately with a bow so that cuts down on the stealth angle, especially if you have more than one target. You'd most likely be close enough that whatever your target was could hear or at least be able to tell what direction you were shooting from. It's true you wouldn't give your position away from a long way off, but if you're facing a big group it's not going to make a difference and you're not going to be taking long shots unless you like losing arrows. Also, this reusing your arrows part is a bit over exaggerated. If your arrow hits bone, there's a good chance it's going to be done. If your target falls on the arrow, it's going to be done. If your target runs off with the arrow, it's done. Aluminum arrows bend very easily, and carbon arrows can shatter. Wooden arrows break easily, not to mention the fact that it's very easy to lose arrows in high grass or most other kinds of outdoor environment. It might not be that hard to make an arrow, but it's a lot harder to make a good arrow unless you have the equipment and know what you're doing. If you have an arrow that's bent or cracked just a little bit, you're not going to be able to hit anything reliably with it that isn't very big and very close. And how is an arrow going to kill a zombie? If you didn't hit it directly in the head I don't think they'd have much effect, and then your arrow is likely going to be damaged from hitting the skull and the zombie possibly falling on it. And the average person who thinks bows are better than guns and just picked up archery after the zombie apocalypse started isn't going to be getting many headshots. If the way to stop your (even slowing) moving target is by shooting it in the head, a bow is not what you want if you can get a gun instead. Not to mention the fact that guns are a lot easier to use effectively and take less practice than using a bow effectively, especially if you have to be making Legolas-esque headshots. Crossbows also take forever to load and you can't easily carry as many arrows as you can bullets. Yes, it's true if you can't get ammo, a bow would be the next best thing and you could make arrows in a pinch. The point is, if you can get ammo there is no contest, and the arrows you make, unless you already know how to make arrows and have the tools to do it, are not going to be very good. Your using an awful lot of "Ifs" there. Sure the arrow could break or get stuck under a body and so on and so on. BUT YOU COULD get them back. Can you ever retrieve a bullet from a body, toss it back into your gun and shoot it again? You cant? Well that sucks, you can with an arrow. Also, yea obviously they arnt silent, thats kindda a moot point. Heres some links http://www.freehearingtest.com/hia_gunfirenoise.shtml That says this for decibel levels in some fire arms Table 1. SHOTGUN NOISE DATA (DECIBEL AVERAGES) .410 Bore 28" barrel 150dB 26" barrel 150.25dB 18 _" barrel 156.30dB 20 Gauge 28" barrel 152.50dB 22" barrel 154.75dB 12 Gauge 28" barrel 151.50dB 26" barrel 156.10dB 18 _" barrel 161.50dB Dr. Krammer continues to say that shotgun noise averaged slightly more that 150dB. This is approximately 14dB beyond the threshold of pain, and more than sufficient to cause sudden hearing loss with complications. Table 2. CENTERFIRE RIFLE DATA .223, 55GR. Commercial load 18 _" barrel 155.5dB .243 in 22" barrel 155.9dB .30-30 in 20" barrel 156.0dB 7mm Magnum in 20" barrel 157.5dB .308 in 24" barrel 156.2dB .30-06 in 24" barrel 158.5dB .30-06 in 18 _" barrel 163.2dB .375 — 18" barrel with muzzle brake 170 dB Krammer adds that sound pressure levels for the various pistols and ammunition tested yielded an average mean of 157.5 dB, which is greater than those previously shown for shotgun and rifle noise levels. There was also a greater range, from 152.4dB to 164.5dB, representing 12 dB difference, or more than 10 time as much acoustic energy for the top end of the pistol spectrum. It should be noticed that this figure of 164.5 dB approaches the practical limit of impulse noise measurement capability inherent in most modern sound level meters. Table 3. CENTERFIRE PISTOL DATA .25 ACP 155.0 dB .32 LONG 152.4 dB .32 ACP 153.5 dB .380 157.7 dB 9mm 159.8 dB .38 S&W 153.5 dB .38 Spl 156.3 dB .357 Magnum 164.3 dB .41 Magnum 163.2 dB .44 Spl 155.9 dB .45 ACP 157.0 dB .45 COLT 154.7 dB Yowza, considering a jetliner is around the 130db area, guns are pretty loud. BUT! http://discussions.texasbowhunter.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206040 This site shows some bow shooting with a decibel meter. SX-1 - 61 db @ 29/71 - Winner!! Vanquish - 64 db @ 29/70 SR71 - 66 db @ 29/71 Others: Bowtech Destroyer 350 - 68 db @ 28/60 Bowtech Invasion - 67 db @ 28/60 Hoyt Element - 64 db @ 28/60 Hoyt CRX - 68 db @ 28/60 Mathews Z7 - 67 db @ 28/60 It is interesting to note only the Strother bows were 70 lb / 29" - everything else was 60 lb / 28" - all test were done with decibel meter 1 foot from center of riser. All bows shot the same 352 gr arrow. Now according to this site, it explains roughly what decibels mean http://www.tlc-direct.co.uk/Technical/Sounds/Decibles.htm 10 dB Normal breathing 20 dB Rustling leaves, mosquito 30 dB Whisper 40 dB Stream, refrigerator humming 50-60 dB Quiet office 50-65 dB Normal conversation 60-65 dB Laughter 70 dB Vacuum cleaner, hair dryer 75 dB Dishwasher 78 dB Washing machine 80 dB Garbage disposal, city traffic noise Prolonged exposure to any noise above 90 dB can cause gradual hearing loss 84 dB Diesel truck 70-90 dB Recreational vehicle 88 dB Subway, motorcycle 85-90 dB Lawnmower 100 dB Train, garbage truck 97 dB Newspaper press 98 dB Farm tractor Regular exposure of more than 1 minute risks permanent hearing loss. 103 dB Jet flyover at 100 feet 105 dB Snowmobile 110 dB Jackhammer, power saw, symphony orchestra 120 dB Thunderclap, discotheque/boom box 110-125 dB Stereo 110-140 dB Rock concerts 130 dB Jet takeoff 145 dB Boom cars
So these bows in question are about as loud as a conversation. The guns are like a jet taking off, but louder. So when you say they arnt silent, yes Ill agree, but compared to a firearm, yea they are fething as close as you could get. AND you have a chance to retrieve arrows, AND you can make crude arrows from found objects. Bullets, well they are loud and are not retrievable, best case is you could save the brass and reload them, but even then you need the right materials to do that, and they wont last forever. Like I said, they both have pros and cons, and personally Id rather have firearms to protect myself and family in a Zday scenario, but dont count bows out, not by a long shot. They are FAR more effective then your giving them credit for.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 18:00:57
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Jihadin wrote:Swords....make sure you wear a face shield
Swords get stuck, you want a woodsplitting maul.
Part sledgehammer, part axe.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 18:08:10
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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Corpsesarefun wrote:Jihadin wrote:Swords....make sure you wear a face shield
Swords get stuck, you want a woodsplitting maul.
Part sledgehammer, part axe.

Those things are so fricking heavy that you'll be exhausted after the first dozen zombies. I'd rather go with something one-handed like this:
...and a lightweight shield in the other hand. Good damage output, more protection, less fatigue.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 18:36:07
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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They aren't that heavy dude, I could swing that for a good few hours before getting tired and I'm really not especially strong
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/01 18:46:18
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Spear gun then
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 02:07:11
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Jihadin wrote:Spear gun then
Good for zombie fish too!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 02:30:45
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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Frazzled wrote:Jihadin wrote:Spear gun then
Good for zombie fish too!
Zombie fish?...yum, get the hushpuppies and tartar sauce .
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 02:43:40
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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WTH Fitzz, your silent for weeks, only to come out and blatantly tell us your going to eat zombie fish? Your WILLINGLY going to become a zombie and make one of us kill you. I dont want to be the guy that shoots Fitzz in the head.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 03:37:03
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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"Ka Thump"....damn was that Frazz we ran over in the jeep?....Pass me that popeye leg while I back up to see
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 20:58:22
Subject: Re:Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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KingCracker wrote:WTH Fitzz, your silent for weeks, only to come out and blatantly tell us your going to eat zombie fish? Your WILLINGLY going to become a zombie and make one of us kill you. I dont want to be the guy that shoots Fitzz in the head.
 Come on KC, didn't you know if you pour enough hot sauce on the fish it kills thhe zombie virus?
Hmm, maybe it's only us coonasses that are privy to that bit of info.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 21:01:22
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Well as a general rule "coonasses" are are pretty immune to the zombie virus. Its all the tobasco sauce in the system. Just like Cajuns are safe, as they have immune systems akin to gators, being a close family relative to said gators.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 21:09:54
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Frazzled wrote:Well as a general rule "coonasses" are are pretty immune to the zombie virus. Its all the tobasco sauce in the system. Just like Cajuns are safe, as they have immune systems akin to gators, being a close family relative to said gators.
Exactly, why some of my cousins could dance a feau deux deux right through a whole slew of aligator riding zombies and think nothing of it.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 21:11:00
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Heck they might not even notice.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 21:15:29
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Frazzled wrote:Heck they might not even notice.
Considering how much they drink...probably wouldn't.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/07/02 21:20:54
Subject: Miami Zombie not on crazy drugs, Apocalypse incoming.
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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So no one is going to try to alter the undead and turn them into your own fighting force the turns other undead into ones that fight for you?
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