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2012/07/28 01:52:45
Subject: Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
The first thing that I thought of when news was posted on the world not knowing of Kim Jong-un's wife was that SHE didn't know she was his wife until she was told she was.
The second was that this could be one of those Middle Age type marriages if she doesn't 'act right'.
2012/07/28 02:44:29
Subject: Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
Archaeo wrote:The second was that this could be one of those Middle Age type marriages if she doesn't 'act right'.
Didn't you read her lyrics? She's a virgin riding the stallion he gave her...
Honestly, I wishes those little pudgy faces all the happyness a couple of dictators can have... for their honeymoon. After that, I wish them the Ceaușescu treatment...
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2012/07/28 09:23:22
Subject: Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2012/07/28 14:12:10
Subject: Re:Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
Me too.
Shame, she is very cute.
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2012/07/28 15:08:36
Subject: Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
This thread makes everyone that is single feel about twelve thousand times worse about themselves.
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
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2012/07/28 15:37:46
Subject: Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
I'm a nerd sir. I don't have the luxury of standards in women
That only applies 30 min to closing of the bar and serious beer googles
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2012/07/29 21:36:43
Subject: Re:Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
Kilkrazy wrote:This is how his wife looks out of official uniform.
Apparently.
Someone (read: me) needs to give this poor girl a hug.
My deepest condolences for being married to the worlds biggest arsehole (or donkey-cave, as you Americans say it).
To quote the Heavy, "I fear no man...But that...Thing...It scares me!"
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buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
2012/07/29 21:50:49
Subject: Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
Which one do you want to hug? The wife, or the pretty dude in the picture you're quoting?
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Which one do you want to hug? The wife, or the pretty dude in the picture you're quoting?
You can't ask questions like that.
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
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RIP Muhammad Ali.
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2012/07/29 22:25:23
Subject: Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++ A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.
It's one of my weaknesses. Choosing veritas over charitas.
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More2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++ A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.
It's one of my weaknesses. Choosing veritas over charitas.
Dang the margirita's
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
2012/07/30 07:28:00
Subject: Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
Noble713 wrote:You think she's hot? Raise your standards man.
I'm a nerd sir. I don't have the luxury of standards in women
Learn to be the most badass nerd around, and carry yourself accordingly. Never assume that your choice of hobbies is a detriment to your ability to acquire and maintain the affections of quality women.
Mannahnin wrote:Which one do you want to hug? The wife, or the pretty dude in the picture you're quoting?
Seriously?
Dude, you're being a dick.
So mean to flatchested girls
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/07/30 11:04:55
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
2012/07/30 11:39:15
Subject: Re:Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
I'm pretty sure that woman above is a South Korean pop star? Although with so many of them having plastic surgery, and going to the same doctor apparently, it's really hard to tell sometimes.
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
Mannahnin wrote:Which one do you want to hug? The wife, or the pretty dude in the picture you're quoting?
Both.
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote: I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
2012/07/30 12:15:38
Subject: Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
Noble713 wrote:You think she's hot? Raise your standards man.
I'm a nerd sir. I don't have the luxury of standards in women
Learn to be the most badass nerd around, and carry yourself accordingly. Never assume that your choice of hobbies is a detriment to your ability to acquire and maintain the affections of quality women.
Thanks for the insight.
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2012/07/31 22:28:08
Subject: Kim Jong-un Married, Dakkanauts Fail To Start Thread
It's a transsexual, IIRC. Calling an MtF post-op a man is also rude.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
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That only applies 30 min to closing of the bar and serious beer googles
You can't ask questions like that.
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