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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/05 23:08:06
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Tilter at Windmills
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Take an allied farseer and a cheap squad of dire avengers or rangers as a bodyguard? Laugh as they either don't use their psychic powers or lose squad leaders every turn?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 01:37:27
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Refer to them as Relictors at every opportunity..
I'd have Draigo being shot through the warp by a SAG  Model the ass end vanishing into the gun, and have a special balst template with the front end,,
How did Draigo destroy Nurgle's Garden? Friction burns from the SAG, Baby..
How did he level Tzeentch's city? SAG again
How come he keeps getting dragged back into the warp? Bungie cord and SAG again..
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 01:41:08
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Ascalam wrote:Refer to them as Relictors at every opportunity..
I'd have Draigo being shot through the warp by a SAG  Model the ass end vanishing into the gun, and have a special balst template with the front end,,
That would be amazing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 02:23:34
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Dakka Veteran
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Trondheim wrote:Stop groaning and moaning and take it up the rear like a man. Or failing that use one of the suggestions above
Wouldn't taking it up the rear involve a significant amount of groaning and moaning? Or is like a hot dog down a skag tunnel 'round your parts?
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Tombworld El'Lahaun 2500pts
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Crimson Fist 2000pts
World Eaters 1850pts
Angels Encarmine 1850pts
Iron Hospitalers 1850 pts (Black Templar Successor)
Sons of Medusa 1850pts
Tartarus IXth Renegade Legion 2500pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 02:26:26
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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RxGhost wrote:Trondheim wrote:Stop groaning and moaning and take it up the rear like a man. Or failing that use one of the suggestions above
Wouldn't taking it up the rear involve a significant amount of groaning and moaning? Or is like a hot dog down a skag tunnel 'round your parts?
Nah, you just got to find a pillow to bite on.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 03:39:34
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Fafnir wrote:Ascalam wrote:Refer to them as Relictors at every opportunity..
I'd have Draigo being shot through the warp by a SAG  Model the ass end vanishing into the gun, and have a special balst template with the front end,,
That would be amazing.
Now it may have to be done..
I have an oversized SAG kitbash on one of my Big Meks, with a large hole in the back.
I have spare blast templates.
Now to find a spare Draigo ...
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 03:41:14
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Grey Knight Getting Sucked into a Shook attack gun.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 09:56:21
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Make little suits of Grey Knight armour and fit gretchin into them. Run them as a GK army.
Gretchin Draigo.
Gretchin Terminators.
Gretchin Purifiers.
While you're playing your new GK gretchin army, make little squeaky noises in imitation of the GK voices.
Put your Gretchin Draigo in reserve. Before you place him onto the board, play AC/DC's Highway to Hell through gigantic speakers. As soon as you reveal him, turn the music off and say in a squeaky voice: "The D man is here!"
Bonus points if you dance crazily to the song.
Extra bonus points if you knock your opponents REAL Grey Knights off the board. If your opponent confronts you, claim it was just Gretchin Draigo's badassery.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 11:53:32
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Stinky Spore
Kettering, UK
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I reckon what you need, is to take a bunch of grey knights and hang them on a rope around the neck, over the side of your trukks. Use dem shiny 'umies as wreckin' balls!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 15:37:40
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Flashy Flashgitz
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Make an Orky Dreadknight
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I'll show ye..... - Phillip J. Fry
Those are brave men knocking on our door! Let's go kill them! - Tyrion Lannister |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 15:47:36
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Crushing Black Templar Crusader Pilot
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Thread is solid gold.
Looted Dreadknight.....awesome.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 17:01:23
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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Loot Draigo
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Gods? There are no gods. Merely existences, obstacles to overcome.
"And what if I told you the Wolves tried to bring a Legion to heel once before? What if that Legion sent Russ and his dogs running, too ashamed to write down their defeat in Imperial archives?" - ADB |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 17:08:42
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Wait... is it possible to run GK allies with orks? If it is you need to convert battle sisters to use GK equipment, pley them with GK rules and add GK heads for them as trophies... in addition to looted GK stuff for the orks and dead GK hanged around your vehicles.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 17:17:29
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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If only there was a giant shok attack gun that was mounted to a battle wagon and could suck up much larger "ammunition". mount it on the wagon and stick a "clip" of grey knights chained together at the mount of the gun. it would need its own set of rules but hilarity would ensue when your firing grey knights through a shok attack gun of that size...
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Regiment: 91st Schrott Experimental Regiment
Regiment Planet: Schrott
Specialization: Salvaged, Heavily Modified, and/or Experimental Mechanized Units.
"SIR! Are you sure this will work!?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA, PULL THE TRIGGER!!!" 91st comms chatter. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 17:24:16
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This is the wrong attitude. An Ork cares not how their enemy "feels" before the stomp them. That is dirty 'umey talk. An ork charges them with 30 boys. If they don't make it, he sends in another 30 boys to have anuva go! Right?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 17:28:56
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Engine of War wrote:If only there was a giant shok attack gun that was mounted to a battle wagon and could suck up much larger "ammunition". mount it on the wagon and stick a "clip" of grey knights chained together at the mount of the gun. it would need its own set of rules but hilarity would ensue when your firing grey knights through a shok attack gun of that size...
Looted tank with a huge cannon loaded with GK? Automatically Appended Next Post: kronk wrote:This is the wrong attitude.
An Ork cares not how their enemy "feels" before the stomp them. That is dirty 'umey talk.
An ork charges them with 30 boys. If they don't make it, he sends in another 30 boys to have anuva go! Right?
You are indeed right good sire.
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/06 20:05:14
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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Killa Kan scrap launcha with a hopper full of GK helmets.
A looted Dreadknight isn't an insult to the Grey Knights, as they will have to admit that it looks far better as an Ork contraption. At the very least, only an Ork mek should be goofy/insane enough to hang himself off the front of a giant walker like it's a baby bjorn.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/07 23:06:51
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Cincinnati, Ohio
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Dragio (spelling?) have him strapped to the front of a wagon Mad Max style.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/07 23:24:01
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Captain of the Forlorn Hope
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beigeknight wrote:Make an Orky Dreadknight
That conversion is better than the base model, I wish the real DK looked that good.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/08 01:13:20
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Gargantuan Gargant
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Gorfang EadSplitta wrote:Put orks heads inside gk termie armour(meganobs)
I was looking for an idea on how to convert Meganobs.....
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