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2012/08/05 01:07:49
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Screamin' Stormboy
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I play orks and, from what you can see from my previous quotes, you can tell that I HATE the f  in GK  ,  whats the best anti- gk conversion I could do to my army to show the extent of my fury for them,
a few ideas I had are:
Chain a gk and a bloodletter together and hang them on one of my vehicles
Put orks heads inside gk termie armour(meganobs) 
Nail their heads to the front of all my vehicles
Put one going into a shock attack gun
Put one being crushed by a deff rolla
put one in a dress and one in a tux and put them in a trukk with cans on the back and a just married sign
Put dead gks on the bases of my leaders and nobs
make one ork boy look like a gk except have a head made to look like a wedge of cheese
any one else have any other ideas I could do to convert my army to show my hatred for gk?
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Kaptain! I got the tellyportas workin.
Did yer test im out?
No sir, wez low on grotz
After you den mista Nailbrain
!Bizap!
I have no idea if dat meanz it worked... ahhh zog it, ere we go WAAAGH!!!
!Bizap! |
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2012/08/05 01:13:31
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Member of the Malleus
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I vote for meganobs + put GKs in dresses and tie them to the front of your truck.
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2011/01/05 13:01:25
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Why not all of the above?
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2012/08/03 01:21:06
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Use grey knight blood to paint all your vehicles red. Then you get to go faster too. Have a killa kan or something ripping a GK in half and smearing his insides on your trukks. Then take some allied sisters of battle and have them clap approvingly.
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2012/08/05 01:27:51
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Ship's Officer
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Definitely something to poke fun at the GK posterboy, Draigo.
Perhaps your Warboss could mount Kaldor's infamous stormshield on his armour as a trophy? Plenty of good options already listed though, have fun with it!
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2012/08/05 01:33:14
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Make a looted Dreadknight from grey knight corpses?
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2012/08/05 01:35:20
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Screamin' Stormboy
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lolz
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Kaptain! I got the tellyportas workin.
Did yer test im out?
No sir, wez low on grotz
After you den mista Nailbrain
!Bizap!
I have no idea if dat meanz it worked... ahhh zog it, ere we go WAAAGH!!!
!Bizap! |
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2012/08/05 01:51:50
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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If you have the skillz I would take some of the armor they have with the ingraved writing and cross it out and edit it to something orky.
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2012/08/05 02:06:17
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Battleship Captain
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Take a netlist and table them.
GK are no big deal anymore.
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2012/08/05 06:15:28
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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In-universe...be a First Founding Legion/Second Founding Chapter and tell the Ordo Malleus to frak off when they start talking about mind-wipes and sterilization of Imperial Guardsmen and others...
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/05 06:18:10
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Gunblaze West
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I would put flattened Space marines on the deff rolla, or at least paint them on.... also they have this one guy in their army(cant remember his name) thats supposed to be unkillable so you should find out who he is and Chain him to the front of your battle wagons... Dead....
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 kestril wrote: Page 1: New guard topic
Page 2: FW debate
Page 3: Ailaros and Peregrine fight. TO THE DEATH
I swear I think those two have a hate-crush on each other sometimes.
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2012/08/05 06:19:56
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Somedude593 wrote:I would put flattened Space marines on the deff rolla, or at least paint them on.... also they have this one guy in their army(cant remember his name) thats supposed to be unkillable so you should find out who he is and Chain him to the front of your battle wagons... Dead....
Probably Draigo.
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/05 06:35:48
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Just read them some of their fluff.
I know it pisses me off quite a bit.
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2012/08/05 06:45:55
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Calm Celestian
Windsor Ontario Canada
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Tadashi wrote:Somedude593 wrote:I would put flattened Space marines on the deff rolla, or at least paint them on.... also they have this one guy in their army(cant remember his name) thats supposed to be unkillable so you should find out who he is and Chain him to the front of your battle wagons... Dead....
Probably Draigo.
Draigo can be killed. Thawn on the other hand, is a grey knight who will not die.
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2012/08/05 06:48:48
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Ancient Venerable Dreadnought
Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...
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Necrosis wrote:Tadashi wrote:Somedude593 wrote:I would put flattened Space marines on the deff rolla, or at least paint them on.... also they have this one guy in their army(cant remember his name) thats supposed to be unkillable so you should find out who he is and Chain him to the front of your battle wagons... Dead....
Probably Draigo.
Draigo can be killed. Thawn on the other hand, is a grey knight who will not die.
Ah! My apologies...thank you for the correction. 
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I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.
'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' |
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2012/08/05 10:44:17
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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Play newcrons. Show those GK bastards what real cheese looks like wmahahahahaha (eventhough I play GK, even I'm considering necron allies <_< 
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2012/08/05 12:29:42
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Just dead Draigo on the stick in his anus carried by Ork Boyz. Or gretchin doing something disgusting with his corpse.
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From the initial Age of Sigmar news thread, when its "feature" list was first confirmed:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
It's like a train wreck. But one made from two circus trains colliding.
A collosal, terrible, flaming, hysterical train wreck with burning clowns running around spraying it with seltzer bottles while ring masters cry out how everything is fine and we should all come in while the dancing elephants lurch around leaving trails of blood behind them.
How could I look away?
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3012/08/05 12:37:39
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Compeare Jokaeros to Orang-utangs Or point out that only chaos worshippers use daemon blades and cursed swords. This might make Brother-Captain Crowe atleast agitated, especially if you point that most chapter captains have REAL power weapons. Heck even basic GK has force weapon.
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2012/08/05 13:04:39
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Roaring Reaver Rider
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Get a unit of Gretchin and a box of GK. Give them little fellas some of the GK equipment like blades, helmets, possibly guns, whatever you can. GK bodies on vehicles sound fun too. And the GK and a bloodletter tied together!
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I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!
Hollowman wrote:
Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.
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0002/12/03 13:41:25
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Evasive Pleasureseeker
Lost in a blizzard, somewhere near Toronto
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Table them while playing Daemons! (not easy by any means, but I've never seen such nerdrage as I did on that blessed day!)
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2012/08/05 16:10:49
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
Some Throne-Forsaken Battlefield on the other side of the Galaxy
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Why not all of them?
Also, you've given me tons of great ideas for how to show my hatred for Newcrons.
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0006/07/05 16:16:38
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Eternally-Stimulated Slaanesh Dreadnought
rainbow dashing to your side
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make a small allied detachment of GK's for your orks (if you can and if so then paladins maybe) and paint each one as a different type of cheese
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2012/08/05 16:28:41
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Sinister Chaos Marine
Springfield Mo.
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Give them a sixth edition rulebook, and their FAQ.
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ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!
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2012/08/05 18:39:25
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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DPBellathrom wrote:make a small allied detachment of GK's for your orks (if you can and if so then paladins maybe) and paint each one as a different type of cheese
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From the initial Age of Sigmar news thread, when its "feature" list was first confirmed:
Kid_Kyoto wrote:
It's like a train wreck. But one made from two circus trains colliding.
A collosal, terrible, flaming, hysterical train wreck with burning clowns running around spraying it with seltzer bottles while ring masters cry out how everything is fine and we should all come in while the dancing elephants lurch around leaving trails of blood behind them.
How could I look away?
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2015/04/30 18:32:23
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Nasty Nob
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ouu ouu, hows about an orky version of the westburough baptist church with a bunch of really offencive anti GK posters as your objective markers?
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ERJAK wrote:
The fluff is like ketchup and mustard on a burger. Yes it's desirable, yes it makes things better, but no it doesn't fundamentally change what you're eating and no you shouldn't just drown the whole meal in it.
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2012/08/05 21:19:28
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Screamin' Stormboy
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i like the ideas
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Kaptain! I got the tellyportas workin.
Did yer test im out?
No sir, wez low on grotz
After you den mista Nailbrain
!Bizap!
I have no idea if dat meanz it worked... ahhh zog it, ere we go WAAAGH!!!
!Bizap! |
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2012/08/05 21:25:27
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Dakka Veteran
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Convert this model as a 'looted wagon'?
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2012/08/05 21:55:14
Subject: How to piss off grey knights?
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Terrifying Doombull
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Stop groaning and moaning and take it up the rear like a man. Or failing that use one of the suggestions above
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2012/08/05 23:01:05
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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just strap justicar thon to the front of a deaf rolla. he may not be able to die perminently.... but the idea of every revolution of the deaf rolla killing him (again and again) is just hilarious
Dragio mounted figure head style to a battlewagon or something would be a good one too.
Another could be useing hollow or dead GK as puppets off the side of a trukk or something like insane marianets. could have the dead Gks with wires coming from their bodies leading up the side of the vehicale or stucture and have grots operatin the wires.
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2012/08/05 23:01:33
Subject: Re:How to piss off grey knights?
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Mutating Changebringer
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Make a squad of these...
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