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Sturmtruppen wrote:First of all, I didn't know Sigmund Freud was on 4chan, and second, I thought he'd been dead for around 70 years.


That never stopped Abraham Lincoln. Did you know he struggled with racism?

That's one mean woman. She's probably an ex of mine. To be fair, I don't usually take people with knives seriously either, but that's because I've got (n+1) blades where n is a reasonable number.
   
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kronk wrote:
Castiel wrote:
thenoobbomb wrote:With a spoon, you can spoon someone's eyes out..


I'm guessing that sounded better in your mind.


It's a line from Robinhood, Prince of Thieves, a Kevin Costner movie from the late 80s or early 90s with a dreamy Bryan Adam's love ballad.



Wasn't Snape in that?
   
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Yes. Snape was the Sheriff of Nottingham, I believe.

"I want his eyes cut out with a spoon!"

later:

"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not a knife or a dagger?"

"Because it will hurt more, you twit!"

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kronk wrote:Yes. Snape was the Sheriff of Nottingham, I believe.

"I want his eyes cut out with a spoon!"

later:

"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not a knife or a dagger?"

"Because it will hurt more, you twit!"


It was his heart, not his eye.


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And I'm back. I went to high school with this chick. I know lots of famous crazies then I guess

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Damn, she's craaaaazy.
   
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Easy E wrote:
kronk wrote:Yes. Snape was the Sheriff of Nottingham, I believe.

"I want his eyes cut out with a spoon!"

later:

"Why a spoon, cousin? Why not a knife or a dagger?"

"Because it will hurt more, you twit!"


It was his heart, not his eye.



Oh yeah...

In my defense, there's been at least 3 presidents in the white house since I've seen it. A couple of them for 8 years...

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There is no defence for not knowing which part the Sheriff is planning to cut out with a spoon.

He stole that film with his acting.

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Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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MrDwhitey wrote:
He stole that film with his acting.


I do recall that he was quite good in that one.

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Seriously, some women should come with a warning label.
"Date at your own risk"

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Sturmtruppen wrote:First of all, I didn't know Sigmund Freud was on 4chan, and second, I thought he'd been dead for around 70 years.

He was also wrong about everything. He didn't help a single one of his patients.

Unnessesarily extravegant word of the week award goes to jcress410 for this:

jcress wrote:Seem super off topic to complain about epistemology on a thread about tactics.
 
   
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Help.... patients?

Why on Earth would we want to do that?

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I assume you wish to be paid?

Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.


Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
 
   
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kronk wrote:
MrDwhitey wrote:
He stole that film with his acting.


I do recall that he was quite good in that one.


For the enjoyment of all:




And the followup:

http://www.hark.com/clips/tzrrcsnkxh-why-a-spoon-cousin

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4oursword wrote:I assume you wish to be paid?
As if that's something that stops people from getting paid.

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The meal they were cleaning up after must have tasted like hate.
   
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Turns out I don't care much for CFA.

Does anyone make universal hate? Preferably as a soup?
What was this thread about again?

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It's been having it's twists and turns.
   
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deathholydeath wrote:stuff and a youtube video followed by more stuff


I declare the topic to be spoons. To which I have a further youtube video.




Note. Uses real swear words.
   
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Testify wrote:
Sturmtruppen wrote:First of all, I didn't know Sigmund Freud was on 4chan, and second, I thought he'd been dead for around 70 years.

He was also wrong about everything. He didn't help a single one of his patients.


He did lots of drugs, wrote crazy books and got to hang out with some of the richest people in the world, and somehow tricked them into telling him all of their perversions.

I call that a good life.

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Melissia wrote:
4oursword wrote:I assume you wish to be paid?
As if that's something that stops people from getting paid.


Sadly that is the case...

Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.


Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
 
   
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xole wrote:

I declare the topic to be spoons.



SpooOOooOOoonsss, you say?


   
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Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!

But... it's not a spoon...


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AustonT wrote:I mean sure she overreacted, but what a pussy. He called the cops over a knife wielding woman. If I called the cops every time my wife came at me with a knife I'd be on a first name basis with 911 and the local PD.


Judging from the situation, he might have really been killed if he didn't call.

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SCREEE I'M A SEAGULL SCREE SCREEEE!!!!!
 
   
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Spitsbergen


   
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Runnin up on ya.

Nevermind, youtube hates me.

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