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Sunburned Butt Slap Leads To Beau's StabbingCops: Woman, 24, became "agitated" over "joke"
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AUGUST 7--A Pennsylvania woman with severely sunburned buttocks last night stabbed her boyfriend with a large steak knife after he slapped her rear end while she was doing the dishes in her home, cops report.

Tiffany Sherry, 24, is facing an assortment of criminal charges stemming from the incident in her Bethlehem apartment. She is being held in the Northampton County Prison in lieu of $25,000 bond.

According to a police probable cause affidavit, Sherry was cleaning the dishes when her boyfriend, Michael Martinez, “slapped her in the buttocks.” Martinez told a Bethlehem cop that he did this as a “joke” since he “was aware Sherry had sunburn in the area.”

Sherry, however, did not find this amusing and “became immediately agitated.”

Martinez told cops that “Sherry turned around from the sink and was holding a large steak knife.” As he backed away, Martinez recalled, Sherry followed him into the living room. He then asked her, “What are you going to do, stab me in front of your children?”

After directing her two children to leave the room, Sherry allegedly “poked” Martinez in the abdomen with the knife, and then stabbed him in the shoulder. Before stabbing him a third time, “Sherry screamed, ‘I’m going to fething kill you.'”
When cops arrived at Martinez’s residence, they found him bleeding from a stomach wound and observed “two distinct cuts to the front and rear of [his] right shoulder area.” Martinez was transported to a local hospital for treatment.

Sherry’s collar yesterday was not her first cutlery-related arrest. She was busted in 2008 after allegedly stabbing a man with a fork during an argument over diapers. (1 page)

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Holy gak

Boyfriend slaps your arse, so you try to kill him? Was this Mel by any chance?

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Sherry’s collar yesterday was not her first cutlery-related arrest. She was busted in 2008 after allegedly stabbing a man with a fork during an argument over diapers


Beautiful! Clearly, this woman has affection for cutlery.
   
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Scary lady.

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Good thing she didn't try to set him on fire with cheerios

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That name sounds familiar, I think I might actually know her...

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Well that could have happened shortly after if the cops didn't show up. Not much else you can do to attack someone with a spoon besides shovelling flaming cheerios across the room screaming "bastard I'll kill you".

   
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Oh come on Fraz, I'm sure SWMbO has shot you a few times. But only in the heat of passion.

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dogma wrote:Oh come on Fraz, I'm sure SWMbO has shot you a few times. But only in the heat of passion.


But this woman used a knife. That's just not cool, man.

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Bullets say "feth you", knives say "feth you I'm going to pull up a chair and take my time"

   
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With a spoon, you can spoon someone's eyes out..

   
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thenoobbomb wrote:With a spoon, you can spoon someone's eyes out..


I'm guessing that sounded better in your mind.

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dogma wrote:Oh come on Fraz, I'm sure SWMbO has shot you a few times. But only in the heat of passion.


It is Frazzled family tradition for the wives to terrorize and or occasionally kill their husbands.


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n0t_u wrote:Bullets say "feth you", knives say "feth you I'm going to pull up a chair and take my time"


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We obviously need stricter knife laws.

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You can take my steak knife cutlery set when you pry it from my cold dead hands!

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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Phanatik wrote:We obviously need stricter knife laws.


I think the guy just needed a gun. Then he would have magically been safe from all attack.

   
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Being slapped on a severely burnt part of your body would be fething painful. Nothing to do with the fact that it's her bum.
Also it's not that hard to disarm a woman with a knife, even if she's mental. This guy deserved it.

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Testify wrote: it's not that hard to disarm a woman with a knife


COME AT ME BRO...

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He broke rule #3 so he deserved it: "Don't stick your dick in crazy."
   
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PhantomViper wrote:He broke rule #3 so he deserved it: "Don't stick your dick in crazy."


I thought the article said he just slapped her butt?


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PhantomViper wrote:He broke rule #3 so he deserved it: "Don't stick your dick in crazy."


I thought the article said he just slapped her butt?



The article also said that he was her boyfriend, therefore I assumed that some amount of dick sticking led to that status...
   
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I mean sure she overreacted, but what a pussy. He called the cops over a knife wielding woman. If I called the cops every time my wife came at me with a knife I'd be on a first name basis with 911 and the local PD.

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“What are you going to do, stab me in front of your children?”


Bluff called.


After directing her two children to leave the room,


NOT A BLUFF! Run, dumbass!

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Kronk makes a valid point.

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AustonT wrote:I mean sure she overreacted, but what a pussy. He called the cops over a knife wielding woman. If I called the cops every time my wife came at me with a knife I'd be on a first name basis with 911 and the local PD.
According to the psychologist I ran across on 4chan, she only stabs you because she has penis envy.

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Castiel wrote:
thenoobbomb wrote:With a spoon, you can spoon someone's eyes out..


I'm guessing that sounded better in your mind.


I had a girlfriend in college who tried to remove the eyes of one of my best friends with a spoon. She practically leaped across the table at him. In her defense, he was being annoying at the time.
Sad part is, I think if he just stood there, she would have done it. I kept dating her for three months after that-best sex is with a crazy!!

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Castiel wrote:
thenoobbomb wrote:With a spoon, you can spoon someone's eyes out..


I'm guessing that sounded better in your mind.


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