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Made in us
Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets






Connecticut

I quit playing chess when the last black codex came out. Matt Ward make those knights completely OP.
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

 labmouse42 wrote:
I quit playing chess when the last black codex came out. Matt Ward make those knights completely OP.


And the Queen's background is dumb, I mean talk about Mary Sue and so many plot-holes as well.
   
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Stealthy Grot Snipa




 Bromsy wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
I didn't learn to play chess as a kid, I learned to play guitar. Guess which gets you laid more.



Go on, guess.


Being rich?


This, gary kasparov wad paid 37 million to play one game in russia, guitar is only a gimmick to get laid. Being charming and handsome works better.

I was scouted and played for the best team in england at county level when I was younger, but I was kicked off the team because I wasn't privately educated and took a dislike to a very pompus child named Barnaby who flaunted his wealth everywhere. Turns out his mother funded the club

In face to face chess I'm around grade 160-175 when on form, my best win was against an International master at grade 215 using the english system using the ELO which is more commonly used I'm grade
1880-2000 a grandmaster being 2500 grade or higher the guy I beat being 2320.

Online I'm hopeless I never concetrate never take time on my moves and so on as such I hover around the 1400-1500 mark.
   
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Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

 CuddlySquig wrote:
Pawn 4 to D4
You're on! Pawn to D5.

   
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Jovial Junkatrukk Driver





Angloland

I would, but i have no one to play with so...

motyak wrote:[...] Yes, the mods are illuminati, and yakface, lego and dakka dakka itself are the 3 points of the triangle.
 
   
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Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

 Daemonhammer wrote:
I would, but i have no one to play with so...
Try www.chess.com. It's good for playing against the computer or other people.

   
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Stealthy Grot Snipa




 Daemonhammer wrote:
I would, but i have no one to play with so...


Chess.com is the best site for it.
Email adresses are needed to become friends and to be able to play against each other.

I hate queen side games I prefer to do E4 E5 games, but as blacks I would respond with E6 to your D4.


 p_gray99 wrote:
 Daemonhammer wrote:
I would, but i have no one to play with so...
Try www.chess.com. It's good for playing against the computer or other people.


If your on now I can give you a game if you want.
Just adding you now under the new account DakkaDakkaChess

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/12/09 12:09:07


 
   
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Tilter at Windmills






Manchester, NH

 Albatross wrote:
I didn't learn to play chess as a kid, I learned to play guitar. Guess which gets you laid more.

I had to quit playing Chess; too many concussions.

Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
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Maelstrom's Edge! 
   
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Stealthy Grot Snipa




 Mannahnin wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
I didn't learn to play chess as a kid, I learned to play guitar. Guess which gets you laid more.

I had to quit playing Chess; too many concussions.


Then you either flaunted it or were going to be hit anyway. I favour the latter.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/09 20:34:16


 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

 Mannahnin wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
I didn't learn to play chess as a kid, I learned to play guitar. Guess which gets you laid more.

I had to quit playing Chess; too many concussions.


I had to go to rehab after too many chess games, so many hard drugs who would have thought chess has such a sleazy side too it, although having sex with the groupies is pretty fun.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/09 20:50:26


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Leerstetten, Germany

I do some Chess with Friends on my phone with a buddy.
   
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Tilter at Windmills






Manchester, NH

InquisitorVaron wrote:
 Mannahnin wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
I didn't learn to play chess as a kid, I learned to play guitar. Guess which gets you laid more.

I had to quit playing Chess; too many concussions.


Then you either flaunted it or were going to be hit anyway. I favour the latter.

I apologize for giving in to the urge for a potentially thread-derailing joke. I had just also read the thread about the 10 year old boxing kid, and found the contrast funny.

I was never very good at Chess. Although I found that I actually got a little better after I started playing wargames.

Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.

Maelstrom's Edge! 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

 Bromsy wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
I didn't learn to play chess as a kid, I learned to play guitar. Guess which gets you laid more.



Go on, guess.


Being rich?

Bingo!

By which I mean you're correct. Bingo doesn't really help you get laid unless you like more *ahem* 'mature' lady. In all seriousness, chess is a game I have played, and to which I know the rules, but I'm fething godawful at it. I'm too impatient for the game.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Leerstetten, Germany

I'm probably a moderate player as far as amateur players are concerned. I did read "Chess for Dummies" though.
   
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Tilter at Windmills






Manchester, NH

All the memorization kills me. I just don't enjoy it, sadly.

Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.

Maelstrom's Edge! 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

 Mannahnin wrote:
All the memorization kills me. I just don't enjoy it, sadly.

It just seems like a gakload of hassle and effort. I don't get anything out of it at all.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Scotland

I am almost certainly the worst chess player on Earth. It's some kinda unnatural skill.

Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!



 
   
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Tilter at Windmills






Manchester, NH

Different strokes for different folks. I'm sure you have hobbies into which you put a great deal of effort and energy, but if it's something you enjoy, then it's a pleasure to do so.

I admire the clarity and elegance of Chess. But the skills you need to really be good at it aren't ones I enjoy enough to work hard to acquire.

Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.

Maelstrom's Edge! 
   
Made in gb
Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle





Oxfordshire UK

I was a member of my Primary schools chess club, back in the mid-late 80's... We were terrible!

I don't really play now, except against the computer when I'm feeling particularly masochistic. The last game I played took 8 hours because myself and my opponent where a little, ummm, smoked out

That was 3 years ago.


 
   
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Stealthy Grot Snipa




The longest game I had was 5 hours, you become really shattered, my average in face to face is 2 hours.

It's hassle and effort if you want to become very good.
At my school tournament I beat everyone but one person in 4 moves and one in 2.

I'm planning to get back into the tournaments, but I need more theoory work on openings. Mostly the defences as black, I used to do the french defense the sicilian and the hippo a bit rusty on the hippo.

Mostly on white I go for a four knights but I'm thinking of some agressive gambits.

Mini-Props to anyone who can tell me the four and two move mate moves. Ignoring the opponents moves on the four move but giving the opponents moves on the two move.

Anyone got any agressive openings they use for black or white?

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Hallowed Canoness





The Void

This is the only way I'll play chess these days



Sadly I can't seem to find an opponent in the local area.

I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


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Rough Rider with Boomstick






I used to play Chess, but I prefer Go now. it's the difference between a maneuver strategy and an attrition strategy.
also I was going to make a thread for this, but I think it may be better here, saw this on CNN yesterday and it warmed my heart:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5965666


Admiral Chester W Nimitz wrote:The war with Japan had been re-enacted in the game rooms here by so many people and in so many different ways, that nothing that happened during the war was a surprise.

My Cold War NATO IG, love to know what you think 
   
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 yeri wrote:
I used to play Chess, but I prefer Go now. it's the difference between a maneuver strategy and an attrition strategy.
also I was going to make a thread for this, but I think it may be better here, saw this on CNN yesterday and it warmed my heart:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5965666



That's a nice thing. It really is nice to see chess is common in all enviroments.
   
 
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