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Didn't someone get busted going into Prison with a grenade up his arse a while back?

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Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


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Omadon's Realm

Something about this smells fishy...



 
   
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Inverness, Scotland.

If she could mange to fire it from within then it would be a definite contender for an awesome talent award - even if the judges were somewhat under duress!
   
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This is much worse than Vagina Dentata

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AHHHHH, Why did you have to remind me of that movie.
I saw it in middle school, i thought it was real.

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 Easy E wrote:
This is much worse than Vagina Dentata


I would hate to be her dentist.
   
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Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!

What would happen if I shot her with the Orgazmo gun?

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Kamloops, BC

 whembly wrote:
What would happen if I shot her with the Orgazmo gun?


The feth saw or the tongue chainsaw is where the gaks at.
   
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Squatting with the squigs

All this is making me think, women are so empowered these days, they can even throw away the handbag.

If you can store a gun up there, why not a wallet set of keys and a makeup bag?

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Western Kentucky

Not Kentucky!

YEAH!

We're not the only state that has idiotic meth heads anymore!

...

Hooray?

Although in all seriousness, how hard is it to conceal a handgun that you're using your built in hidey hole instead of, you know, just tucking the friggin thing in your wasteband or purse?

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 MeanGreenStompa wrote:
Something about this smells fishy...



I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own... 
   
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Motyak, posting images only is spam here at Dakka. Rule #3. Doing it in order to resurrect a month old thread is also a no-no -

locking her up -

   
 
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