Oklahoma woman arrested Monday had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina...

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**sebster**

Once again Machete shows if anything, it was too toned down.

MARCH 6--An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.

The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris, who is seen at right.

In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.

The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.”

At around 3:45 AM Monday, cops spotted Harris and another woman, Jennifer Delancy, inside a vehicle parked outside a closed restaurant. The women were in the front of the vehicle and “both seats were laid all the way back.” Asked by a cop if the car contained weapons or drugs, Harris, who was behind the wheel, answered that “she did not think there was anything.”

But when a drug dog alerted to both the driver and passenger sides of the Toyota Yaris, cops searched the vehicle and found meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine. Harris and Delancy were then arrested.

While being transported to jail, Harris “stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.”

At the lockup, Harris was directed to change out of her clothes into “jail clothing.” When directed to lower her underwear so that a female cop could check for contraband, Harris “advised that she was on her period and did not want to.”

Harris eventually complied with the cop’s order. “I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Kathy Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-in-vagina-687341

Anyway, there you go. That happened.

**Cheesecat**

What the feth, I hope she had the safety on.

**azazel the cat**

This jumped to mind for some reason. Since there's evidently so many Preacher fans here...

Spoiler:

**thenoobbomb**

That obviously 'felt a right place to put it'.

**d-usa**

And that's why I'm proud to live in Oklahoma.

**timetowaste85**

Wow. Just when you think the world can't get any more fethed up...some drug peddling redneck gives the human race another

**Rented Tritium**

Not Florida!

YESSSS!

**Gitzbitah**

I find the spent shell the most disturbing part of this story. What did she feel the need to shoot so much that she went for her holdout gun, and how long did she let it cool before holstering? Either way.... yech.

**ashrog**

Daaamn... between this and "Oklahoma woman tries to sell her children on Facebook", Oklahoma has been getting a lot of bad press lately. Maybe I should start telling people I am from Arkansas instead...

**Lint**

Birth Control and Gun Control all-in-one!

**LordofHats**

I'd like to say that smugglers must finally be running out of ideas, but I know that's a lie.

**Ouze**

I think there's only one appropriate comment for this:

**whembly**

Ouze wrote:
I think there's only one appropriate comment for this:

Take an exalt for that.

I was waiting for someone to post that.

**Hordini**

The only thing that makes it even more ridiculous than it already is, is having a round in the chamber. Should could have at least carried it with the hammer on an empty chamber! I mean let's be reasonable here!

**hotsauceman1**

Um, Wouldn't only the barrel of the gun fit in? Wouldnt she have too walk bull legged....Unless it was all the way in.

**KalashnikovMarine**

Officer Kathy Unbewust is clearly not getting paid enough to deal with this. Give that cop a raise!

**azazel the cat**

So nobody's made any jokes yet about this being the best way to prevent sexual assaults? Dakka, I am disappoint.

**whembly**

azazel the cat wrote:
So nobody's made any jokes yet about this being the best way to prevent sexual assaults? Dakka, I am disappoint.

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I was waiting for you or Ouze to jump in...

I can't figure out how without getting in troubles with the mods...

**azazel the cat**

"The only way to stop a bad guy with a love gun is a good vagina with a real gun?"

...the Kiss reference feels a little ham-fisted, but I think it works if you lower your standards enough.

**KalashnikovMarine**

azazel the cat wrote:
"The only way to stop a bad guy with a love gun is a good vagina with a real gun?"

...the Kiss reference feels a little ham-fisted, but I think it works if you lower your standards enough.

Like Kiss in general really

**Grey Templar**

hotsauceman1 wrote:
Um, Wouldn't only the barrel of the gun fit in? Wouldnt she have too walk bull legged....Unless it was all the way in.

I'd give lesson on human anatomy and the relative size of the gun in question, but that might be inappropriate here.

**azazel the cat**

KalashnikovMarine wrote:
azazel the cat wrote:
"The only way to stop a bad guy with a love gun is a good vagina with a real gun?"

...the Kiss reference feels a little ham-fisted, but I think it works if you lower your standards enough.

Like Kiss in general really

Thank you for that.

**skyfi**

d-usa wrote:
And that's why I'm proud to live in Oklahoma.

+1

**d-usa**

Is that a gun in your vagina or are you just happy to....oh.....I see........

**Cheesecat**

hotsauceman1 wrote:
Um, Wouldn't only the barrel of the gun fit in? Wouldnt she have too walk bull legged....Unless it was all the way in.

I think what the article said was the barrel of the gun was up in her vagines, vagoos, vagaga, vajayjay, vagooloos, I mean vagina but the trigger and handle were sticking out, but since I'm probably not going to read the article again due to laziness you can correct me if I'm wrong.

**KalashnikovMarine**

The new velvet internal holster! A safe, convenient method for women to conceal carry their personal defensive pistol. No one will ever see you coming!

**d-usa**

KalashnikovMarine wrote:
No one will ever see you coming!

Depends on the size of the barrel I would think.

**KalashnikovMarine**

d-usa wrote:
KalashnikovMarine wrote:
No one will ever see you coming!

Depends on the size of the barrel I would think.

In more ways then one really.

**Kilkrazy**

I won't be impressed until I hear about a woman with a gun concealed in someone else's vagina.

Or possibly arsehole.

**skyfi**

Kilkrazy wrote:
I won't be impressed until I hear about a woman with a gun concealed in someone else's vagina.

Or possibly arsehole.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/man-hides-gun-in-rectum_n_1208666.html

"There are some places you should definitely not hide a gun.

Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation , a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison last Monday by concealing the weapon in his rectum.

One day later, officers confiscated the .38 revolver from the jail cell of Michael Leon Ward, arrested Jan. 9, a statement from the Onslow County Sheriff's Office explains. They'd performed a strip search on Ward and even required that he "squat and cough" to see if he held any contraband, but nothing turned up, according to MSNBC.

He was initially arrested because police allegedly found drugs and related paraphernalia during the traffic stop.

Jailhouse guards discovered the handgun in the toilet after other inmates reported Ward.

According to the press release:

Ward will be taken to OMH for possible injuries that may have occurred to Ward's rectum where it is believed Ward may have concealed the .38 caliber, six inch barrel revolver. The gun was not loaded. However, the gun was test fired by the OCSO CSI to determine its functionality and it was in operational condition.

Ward is wanted in Georgia for prior charges including murder, armed robbery, driving without a license, impaired diving, obstructing a police officer, and offering a false report to a police officer.

CORRECTION: A previous version of this article mislabeled Onslow County as being in Georgia. Onslow County is located in North Carolina."